Monthly Archives: August 2014

Greg Dyke

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Greg Dyke, FA chairman

Greg Dyke is a cunt…. This wanker is now complaining that the Football Association is “Too white and too male.” What is wrong with either of those? And what the fuck does he want it to be?!

OK, a game that is played by men, managed by men, watched (mainly) by men and is (supposed to be) a man’s game, as they say…. Yet Dyke wants to turn the FA into another BBC (Dyke used to run that pisspot of a Corporation too!)?! The same BBC: where being a man (or white, for that matter) is now a handicap, and people get top jobs as token gestures because of their (female) gender, skin colour or (homo)sexuality… The FA has its faults, but this is potential madness… One can imagine the scenario: “This man/woman has no knowledge or experience of the game. But he/she has worked at the BBC and is either/or black and/or gay, so they get on the FA board..”

They have already got women bloody linesmen (assistant referee, my arse!). If they get involved in running the game itself, then football really is in trouble… Who is going to be on the FA board? Allan Carr? Lenny Henry? Caitlin cunting Moran? (Oh, and Sol Campbell of course)… Political correctness has damaged enough of Blighty as it is… If it takes over our football then we are fucked…

Nominated by: Norman

thecolemanexperience

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Internet Conspiracy Theorists have been cunted before but this fucker takes it to a whole new level.

Stumbled on to a blog called “thecolemanexperience” earlier this evening… fuck me, these cunts make David Icke seem like a model of rational thought. In the world of these cuntish halfwits, every public body or national institution in every country on earth is controlled by one massive interconnected conspiracy of Zionists, Catholics and paedophiles. I offer [this example] – a report on the death of Rik Mayall. For full impact, please don’t forget to read the comments immediately following the main article.

What these braindead cunts need is a taste of their own fucking medicine – a big Satanic ritual in the ruins of Haut de la Garenne where each and every one of these morons gets fisted with the exhumed right arm of Cyril Smith while Cliff Richard’s Greatest Hits plays at full volume.

What utter fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Fred West

The Ice Bucket Challenge

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Anyone who does this “Ice Bucket Challenge” is a cunt…

What a load of self basting shite: and it shows how fucking stupid people are…

It reminds me of the old joke:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was drunk.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was tied to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game….

Nominated by: Norman

The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge – what the fuck is ALS anyway? Oh it’s American for Motor Neurone Disease! Why can’t these fucking Yank cunts talk English?

Apparently, when challenged, these are the options :

(1) Pour a bucket of ice cold water over your head and donate $10 to the ALS Charity
(2) Refuse to pour a bucket of ice cold water over your head and donate $100 to the ALS Charity

I suggest a third option : Stop being a cunt, keep your money and tell them to fuck off! Simples…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Then again…

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Just a thought.

Dead Pool [13]

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Congratulations to Sir Limply Stoke who correctly predicted the death of luvvy Sir Dickie Attenborough at the age of 90. A richly deserved win for Sir Limply who has been known to nominate the right dead cunt in the wrong Dead Pool. Tough shit, Limpers, but you got there in the end. Gristle will be delighted…

The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 13. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each by agreement after a massive public consultation. (Actually, I just asked a couple of people who would agree with me. It works for Cameron & Miliband.) Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice either here or over at Dioclese. Not much of a prize but you do get the kudos of cuntishness aplenty.

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Sir Nicholas Fairbairn QC

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Scots QC, paedo piss artist, Tory MP and fawning sycophant supporter of Margaret Thatcher, this cunt was principally famed for wearing all things tartan and copious sexual indiscretions including a whisky fuelled lunge at the aforementioned Iron Lady (strewth!). Now outed for alleged serial child rape and smelly feet.

Much claimed to have taken place at sex parties organised for the high and mighty in the jocko legal profession at a location in Edinburgh as well as at every peado’s favourite B&B (that’s Bed &Breakfast with Buggery&Bondage) in London, the Elm Guest House. While campaigning against homosexuality and gay rights, the cunning cunt managed to squeeze in a busy career as a bum boy.

Linked naturally with Cyril Smith and a closet of perverts yet to be disclosed. Apparently also shagged anti-paedo campaigner Ester Rantzen (blimey and bugger me butler!).

In the immortal words of Sir Harry Lauder “Who you tickling now Jock?”

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke