The Ice Bucket Challenge


Anyone who does this “Ice Bucket Challenge” is a cunt…

What a load of self basting shite: and it shows how fucking stupid people are…

It reminds me of the old joke:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was drunk.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was tied to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game….

Nominated by: Norman

The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge – what the fuck is ALS anyway? Oh it’s American for Motor Neurone Disease! Why can’t these fucking Yank cunts talk English?

Apparently, when challenged, these are the options :

(1) Pour a bucket of ice cold water over your head and donate $10 to the ALS Charity
(2) Refuse to pour a bucket of ice cold water over your head and donate $100 to the ALS Charity

I suggest a third option : Stop being a cunt, keep your money and tell them to fuck off! Simples…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Then again…


Just a thought.

11 thoughts on “The Ice Bucket Challenge

      • Or even bleach and lemon juice – although I am told that that cures cancer. The bloke who told me that was definitely a cunt…

      • Thing is, Anonymous, if you think it’s so crap then you must be a cunt for reading it. Feel free to fuck off…

      • Ah, another Anonymous… If you don’t like it, you know where the exit is… Do one , you bellend!

  1. This is just a pathetic yank copy orf “The Sir Limply Warm Shite Bucket Challenge” in which selected weak minded celebs are invited to fill a sponsored bucket with their own shite and then tip it over their heads while all proceeds are donated to “The Sir Limply Fund for Indigent Aristos (cash only accepted)”.

    A bucket just about ready at the Carry On Curry sit down and takeaway in Romford:

    Sir Cliff Richard supporting the challenge but getting a mite enthusiastic. Or is it his version of botox? Whatever we will accept the cash:

    • Not sure which of those two pictures is the most unappetising – but on balance, I’d say the curry!

      Reminds me of Muriel McKay. “Who the fuck is she?” I hear you ask. Well, Muriel disappeared without trace in Wimbledon back in the late sixties. She was never found, but rumour has it that she ended up in the pot at the local curry house. From memory, their pork vindaloo did have a distinctive flavour…

  2. I would nominate Prince Harry, William and then Kate, followed by the queen for the Limpy Challenge

    • You forgot Phil the Greek, there again, he is so full of shite that a bucket extra would have no noticeable effect

  3. Anyone who does this ‘challenge’ is a cunt…. Just donate the money (if you want) and don’t be an attention seeking, self promoting knobhead…

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