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YouTube is full of cunts….

Whether it’s those two attention seeking slags who post ‘drunk reaction’ videos (which involves two silly exhibitionist tarts pretending to be pissed, and screeching at ‘event TV’ like Doctor Who or Sherlock). Or pricks who put wigs on their pets and film them (I hope the the poor dog or cat shits in their best shoes!). Or any tosspot who puts an ‘unboxed’ video on there… Buying a CD boxset or an MP3 player: then filming yourself opening it and putting it all over the web?!

Seriously: who are these cunts?

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Chuka Umunna

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Supercilious devoutly onmessage slaphead Labour Shadow Business Secretary largely self promoted as the British Obama (paleeese). Been making the news regarding his reported disparaging comments about UKIP supporters being “disconnected because they were not computer literate”. Fine to be ageist and bigotist then.

Well me dears, Chuka encounters his Kama. Rather delicious irony that he has now been trolled by a wave of “computer illiterate” UKIP silver surfers. Chuka old heart, you are aware that a lot of people out there do not like you – not because you are of mixed race, not because you are an arrogant metro sexual twat but because you are a cunt.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Baroness Elizabeth Butler-Sloss

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Elizabeth Butler-Sloss has decided she’s not suitable to look into her family and pals sodomizing kids. One wonders what her findings would have been.

The rancid old bitch did everything possible as ‘judge’ to make sure kids were made available to pedophiles. There were/are secret family courts with judges wanking under the desk as orders were/are made to place new-born babies (that had been snatched by cunt social workers from maternity wards) with homosexuals turd-burglars, for a life of arse-shagging and cock-sucking.

The old cunt Sloss presided over the ‘family’ division a corrupt legal system for years, and there are now over 5 million kids who have been denied access to their fathers, in the secret family courts, so they become unstable and vulnerable (when brought up by single slags), and more easily susceptible to being groomed and sodomized.

It’s like putting that cunt, Clare Balding, in charge of a troop of Brownies, appointing the old bitch Sloss to look into kiddy-fiddling.

Nominated by: Bitch on a Stick

So why has Butler-Sloss stepped down from the kiddie fiddling enquiry? Could it be because as the sister of the former Tory Attorney General she might just have been investigating too many of her friends?

The cunt was totally unsuited to the task and everybody knew it.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Argentina

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I would like to cunt the Argentina team. Fancy posing with your big ‘Malvinas’ flag now, boys?!

Stick it up your arses, losers!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Never been interested in sport and glad the World Cup is over and we can have our TV back (apart from the Open golf and Coomonwealth Games and the Tour de Farce of course!).

Brazil and Argentina both humiliated. Almost worth letting the Germans win just for that.

Football sucks.

“Don’t cry for me.
No Malvinas
Stick your flag
Up your arsehole”

Nominated by: Dioclese

Radio 4

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Radio 4 are cunts. And mostly Scottish cunts.

James ‘Nockerty’…It’s Naughty you cunt.

Sarah ‘How long can I string out this question for’ McGregor plus a fist full of other snippy accented, expatriate, enjoying the life down south, fried Mars-bar scoffing, booze raddled, ‘Rabbie’ Burns quoting toss pots whos’ names if I try and remember will make me chainsaw my face off.

And Mull of Kintyre can fuck right off. Enough already.

Nominated by: Fleaboy