Her freeloading, pisspot, professional celebrity, can’t act for shit dad is a cunt too…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Now I’ve had a while to calm down and some sleeping tablets, I’d like to nominate a new breed of cunt that’s come to my attention.

It’s called Lilly Allen.

This cunt has no redeeming features, a singing voice like a pissed Dutch fisherman, and very probably, a fanny like a clowns pocket.

I had the misfortune to watch her at the smug/shit/crustie fest that is ‘Glasto’ this year and I really should be suing those cunts at the BBC/calling the noise Police for outright GBH to my earholes such is the toxicity levels of her tuneless yapping.

She obviously thinks she’s good in her own mind.

I have a differing view in that I’d rather hear a pile of freshly squeezed dogshit sing than listen to her.

Innit.

Nominated by: Anonymous

My drive to work takes me past two schools. Both of which are besieged by buggy trundling, porcine, tattoo covered tubs of lard with a herd of tubby kids in tow. Whoever it is that’s insemenating these bulbous wobble-bots needs a damn good cunting.

And another thing. How is it when you’ve packed a bird in she fuckin’ slims down to become a bed snake and looks so gorgeous you take her back…Then she gets bloated again…

Cunts!

Nominated by: Fleaboy