J K Rowling [4]

"I bought these glasses so people know I'm serious!"

“I bought these glasses so people will take me seriously!”

JK Rowlinginit is, again and again and again, a CUNT of ocean-going proportions… Now she is telling people to pay 25 quid to vote to get rid of Jizza Corbyn. He may not be eveyone’s cup of charlie, but at least he isn’t Tony fucking Bliar. He even appears to stick to his principles.

JK, just fuck off and die; can’t wait until we have some massive crowdfunding set-up to send you on a one-way trip to Mars… Maybe your Scottish neighbours who voted for independence will get to you first, however, seeing as you voted to remain in the Union !! May your growler be assaulted with a gross of deep-fried Mars bars, your anus with a few litres of Commotion Lotion, and you drown in a vat of Irn-Bru…

Nominated by: H Belinda Hubbard

Jeremy Corbyn [6]

"I've bought a tie - so now will you fuckers do what you're told...?!"

“I’ve bought a tie – so now will you fuckers do what you’re told…?!”

Jeremy Corbyn is a cunt.

Today has seen him jumping on the equality band wagon sounding off about how wiminz get paid 20% less than men for doing the same work. Do they fuck, Corbyn you Islington socialust cunt. Do your fucking homework you fucking spaz. Even died in the wool lifetime feminists like Christina Hoff Sommers visibly cringe when some gob shite SJW rolls out that long dead argument. It simply is not true and no serious economist will support it.

Next thing the cunt will be saying is that wiminz only get 80% of the oxygen men get as their lungs are 20% smaller. Carry on Corbyn my old son, you are single handedly making labour an unelectable laughing stock and about as far away from the actual working class you pretend to represent while actually loathing everything the working class are.

Cunt…

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Lionel Messi [2]

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Lionel Messi is a greedy cunt.

Just been landed with a 21 month jail term for tax evasion in Spain although unlikely to do any time.
When you’re getting €40m a year do you really need to fiddle.

Stupid thick greedy Argie cunt.

Nominated by: J R Cuntley