JK, just fuck off and die; can’t wait until we have some massive crowdfunding set-up to send you on a one-way trip to Mars… Maybe your Scottish neighbours who voted for independence will get to you first, however, seeing as you voted to remain in the Union !! May your growler be assaulted with a gross of deep-fried Mars bars, your anus with a few litres of Commotion Lotion, and you drown in a vat of Irn-Bru…
Nominated by: H Belinda Hubbard