Shitty dog owners

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The lazy fucking dog owners around Aldershot are right cunts!

They drive down the training area, open their car doors and say “off you go fido, have a shit!” Wankers the lot of them. The car parks are peppered like turd studded mine fields.

The recruits training on the area will probably look back on the experience with disgust (exercise dog shit, the day I covertly crawled 2 miles over multiple piles of dog shit). On the plus side they are probably more switched on about where they place their feet than their forbears were, so useful for the current deployment environments…

Nominated by: Lord Benny

Pretentious Interior Design

Laurence Llewlyn Bowen

The adjectives “accent” and “statement” (especially when applied to “interior design”)… These two words really need to be CUNTED right out of our solar system.

For a start, meaningless, pretentious bollocks. Just wtf is, eg, an “accent chair”?? Anyone fancy a fake babyshit-brown leather one from DFS? Lovely…I’ll have one with a cunting scouse “accent”, like Cilla’s nasal, adenoidal whine.

As for “statement”, Oliver and Tamsin spent 300 quid a roll on their “statement” wallpaper. Only one statement necessary here…your wallpaper says you’re total jerks…

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

Whoopi Goldberg [2]

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Whoopi Goldberg is a supercunt… A supercunt who sticks up for that nonce cunt, Roman Polanski…

Racial stereotypes, eh? Well, it was OK for Goldberg to play the stereotypical sassy black mama character in Jumping Jack Flash and Ghost…. It blew her fat arse far enough up the Hollywood ladder.. the female Uncle (Auntie?) Tom cunt…

Nominated by: Norman