They drive down the training area, open their car doors and say “off you go fido, have a shit!” Wankers the lot of them. The car parks are peppered like turd studded mine fields.
The recruits training on the area will probably look back on the experience with disgust (exercise dog shit, the day I covertly crawled 2 miles over multiple piles of dog shit). On the plus side they are probably more switched on about where they place their feet than their forbears were, so useful for the current deployment environments…
Nominated by: Lord Benny