Zanny Minton Beddoes

No I did not make this name up. Zanny is none other than the editor of The Economist, the world´s smuggest magazine which solves all the problems facing humanity in weekly comments of around 250 words.

It says the right things on economic and business matters, e.g. governments should not spend more than they can afford, markets should be free etc.

However, on social issues Zanny preaches gayness, diversity, inclusion, tree hugging etc. She and her hacks manage to square the circle by writing with both hands, i.e. “On the one hand, we should…” followed by “On the other hand, we should not..”

Fortunately The Economist it is not yet as woke as as some of the American media which use upper case for “Black” people but lower case for the rest of us inferior whites and browns. Give her time though.

Profile on Zanny Beddoes

Nominated by: Mr Polly

And supported by: Komodo

Just to add, PPE Oxford, Bilderberg attendee (2015/16) and vocal remoaner. Propagandist for woke, and as good as says so:

‘About half the (Economist) covers in the last year have been “non-news”. “It’s the ‘viewspaper’ idea,” she says. “I’m deeply liberal. I’m passionate about pushing that agenda. Social liberalism … as well as economic and financial liberalism.”

The most popular edition in years was the Economist’s anti-Brexit edition, which she says was a newsstand sell-out. “We came out very early and clearly with where we stood on Brexit. By a long shot it was our best-performing cover.”

Zanny Beddoes

Is the Economist the Grauniad for the moneyed? It would seem so. Viewspaper? Opinions now supersede factual reporting, and the E is now a safe space for social-marxists.

Ironic, but never forget economics is a social “science”

 

 

 

M&S plain Jane

A shocking disgrace has happened. It’s literally earth shattering and will rival 9/11, the Holocaust and Robbie leaving Take That.

Those utter bastards at Marks & Spencer’s have named a donut ‘plain Jane’.

How dare they suggest all women called Jane are plain! It’s a disgrace that some bint has managed to cash in on by selling her story.

I wouldn’t mind, but it’s not even a plain cake and the phrase has been around longer that your faux outraged face has been around.

Ironically the person complaining looks as plain and boring as they come.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9855445/amp/Furious-shopper-blasts-M-S-selling-Plain-Jane-pastry.html

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

Modified Car Enthusiasts

What a shallow, pathetic bunch of fucking cunts these are.

Razzing around in some chavved up piece of crap, backfiring on purpose to make it sound like a fucking rally car, these pricks grip my shit.

Usually stupid, with little to offer humanity, they drive around in little convoys, or meet up on industrial estates to do burnouts and other sad shit.

The worst thing about them is that when they inevitably crash, it’s never them that burn to death in the wreck, it’s always some poor cunt minding their own business going the other way.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Cassie Kat – Irresponsible Mother

Cassie Kats, a TikTok cunt who posted images of her tiny daughter with the family pet rottweiller.

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/toddler-girl-commands-160-pound-180049925.html

That thing could turn, in a second, to a wild savage beast which could rip the kid to pieces.
The things some cunts do to get attention and likes. Kats, you are a cunt of the highest order and not fit to be a mother. It would serve you right if that furry fleabag took a huge chunk out of your arse.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Harry Kane & Jack Grealish – Greedy Disloyal Cunts

Harry Kane is a cunt.

This avaricious unprofessional twat is showing no respect at all to his club or its supporters.

Obvious that the greedy cunt wants a move to the Gorton Globetrotters, and he’s behaving in way that makes Paul Ince look tame.

It would serve Kane right if Levy refused to sell him. After all Kane signed a six year contract with Spurs.

Kane Internal Fight With Spurs

Nominated by: Norman

 

And moving onto another greedy, grasping cunt, Jack Shit Grealish, from Ron Knee

‘My city. My club. My home. Up the Villa’.
JG, on signing a bumper new contract with Aston Villa, Sept.2020.

‘Here’s 300k a week, Jack’
Man. City, Aug. 2021.

‘Where do I sign?’.
JG, Aug. 2021.

Oh well, looks like my club’s talisman is off then, and it’s a bastard. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t blame a player for thinking he can do better for himself by making a move. Players come and go at clubs all the time, and Villa’s no different from any other club in this respect. That’s football.

No, what sticks in the gut like a sack of wet cement here is the disingenuity shown with all that badge-kissing malarky last year. He’s been at Villa from the age of six, and in a profession where loyalty is about as rare as a virgin on the Reeperbahn, he’d got us truly believing that he really was one of our own. More fool us.

Good luck then, Jack. Just don’t try to smooze us with any guff about how ‘torn’ you were making your choice, and how your heart will always be at Villa. We’re not really interested any more.

So farewell then
Not-so-super Jack
We thought you were
Our Totti
You could have been
A Villa legend
Now you’re just
a plastic Manc leg end **

Ho hum.

**with apologies to EJ Thribb

Jack Signs for Man City

 

 

Supported by Norman

Jack Grealish is a cunt.

This overrated little cunt has gone the way of other hired mercenaries like ‘Pound’ Sterling and signed for the Gorton Globetrotters.

Grealish came out with the usual shite: about how it was a ‘dream move’ and how he ‘just couldn’t turn Pep down’.

The fact is he wouldn’t go within a million miles of Manchester City if it wasn’t for the oil money. As for being worth 100 million? Absolutely laughable and complete madness.

But with hired guns like Grealish and Sterling are only too happy to join up, it’s easy for City to price every other club out of the transfer market and the game.

And I dare say that cunt Harry Kane will be the next on the Boo Camp gravy train…

Grealish Joins City for £100m

 

And another one from Norman (clearly not a happy bunny!)

Manchester City FC are cunts.

Anyone else remember when the Gorton Globetrotters (formerly known as Manchester City FC) last bought a player from the Midlands and made him Britain’s most expensive player (Steve Daley)? That went well??.

Jack Grealish? The most expensive footballer of all time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGau8RBMNG8

(** Talking of greedy cunt footballers, there is a scheduled nom regarding Lionel Messi. So please don’t bring that cunt into this thread. Cheers – Day Admin)