Yet again I’d like to put forward the Elite’s plans for “UK Net Zero” as being a total, and very expensive (for you – not them) CUNT!

Today (19 Oct ‘21) the UK Government has published a detailed paper on the subject in advance of their “climate change fuckfest” at the end of this month and leaving little time for review of their position. A veritable tablet of stone from on high. I downloaded this and had a read through with the intention of highlighting some of the nasty bits and crucial omissions but I have been beaten to it, mostly, by the linked Mirror article.

The Mirror picks up on a lot of the shite contained within but doesn’t mention the glaring, and crucial, omission in that the UK only produces a minuscule amount of pollution compared to China, India, Russsia et al and who show no intention of adopting a similar load of old (expensive) bollocks. Ergo: everyone in the UK, except for the ABC1 demographic, can be bankrupted in the name of “Net Zero” and it WON’T MAKE A BLIND BIT OF DIFFERENCE TO THE STATE OF THE FUCKING PLANET!

The other thing the Mirror doesn’t pick up on is an oblique reference in this grand commandment to the total phasing out of petrol and diesel cars in 2035 (alas there is no further detail contained). I guess Princess Nut Nuts must be planning on pushing 32 million petrol heads off the road and replacing them with 500,000 middle class Tesla drivers (subsidised by the plebs who no longer need to spend money on their own transport no doubt).

Here’s a soundbite for COP 26: stick it up your arse you virtue signalling over privileged cunts!

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Nominated by: Mikdys

And in addition here’s more from Mikdys

Have a read of this [utter] shite and weep:

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The really sad thing is there is no alternative to vote for other than “none of the above” – don’t worry about “letting worse cunts in” [nothing could be worse than the ConSocialists] we have to let these wankers know that they don’t have mass support for this bullshit.

Never mind Cunt of the Year – Johnson is [self serving] cunt of the century!

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And speaking of COP26, here’s a little something from Dioclese

COP OUT 26

What a farce the latest and greatest climate change conference in Glasgow is…

China’s Premier isn’t coming. China produces 28% of the world’s greenhouse gazes and is currently building a new coal fired power station every week. At least they have the good grace not to be hypocrites by turning up.

Putin isn’t coming. The second largest pollutor on the planet isn’t being a hocrite either. At least that’s something.

Biden is coming. The third largest pollutor on the planet is keeping up its side by flying in no less than 1,500 delegates spewing out greenhouse gasses all the way across the Atlantic.

All to be met in Glasgow by striking garbage men and giant rats which, according to Sturgeon, is no worse than any other large city anywhere. We’ll, not in this country darlin’ so get back in your box.

But Boris will be there, waving the flag and showing the world the way to net zero by driving us all off the road and into electric cars that will cut emissions by standing idle because there’s nowhere to charge them up.

Electricity has to be generated. That just moves the pollution point up the supply chain. Wind farms only works when the wind blows. Solar only works when the sun shines. Turbines and panels all have a production process that’s emits carbon. But let’s build loads and pretend we’re making a difference, bearing in mind that we qare responsible for less than 1% of the global total. So, it’s all worth while and we should remember that when the lights go out.

COP26 will achieve fuck all other than to cause a hole in the ozone layer when all that hot air hits the atmosphere. Remember that humans breathe out CO2, a greenhouse gas.
If you really want to cut emissions, stop fucking breeding!

COP26 is an opportunity for photo ops and showboating. That’s why Biden is coming and why the Queen has had the good sense to avoid the megaspreading Covid conference.

If this is what the world’s greatest leaders have to off, then the human race is truly fucked…

(A reminder to all British cunters out there. BST ended at 2am earlier this morning.. So don’t forget to put your clocks back, and enjoy an extra hour in bed ogling this pic or St Greta in yesterday’s nom! – Day Admin)

Fellow Cunters, for your Cuntsideration:

Hangovers.

Following on from the nomination about that world record pub crawl, that wasn’t, I nominate hang overs.

I never really suffered a bad one until I hit my 20’s-after a particularly heavy session, which lasted nearly 12 hours, culminating in my waking up in A&E.

The older I get, the the fuckers seem to get worse.

I look forward to hearing drinking tales from my fellow cunters.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Yes fellow cunters it’s that time of the year again when we get to nominate our favourite cunts for the prestigious award of ‘Cunt of the Year’

This year’s categories are :

* British cunt
* Foreign cunt
* Political cunt
* Sporty cunt
* Corporate cunt
* Covid cunt
* Luvvie cunt

Nominations will be open until the end of November when voting will then commence with the results revealed as usual on the stroke of New Year.

It would help us correlate the voting if you could please nominate your chosen cunts in the same order as the list above.

Fill yer boots!

A seasonal cunting for the abomination that is G.M.T.

This year the clocks go back on 31 October. I make that around 50 days before the Winter Solstice. Logically that should imply they go forward again on 10 February when daylight hours are the same as 31 October. Except they won’t ; B.S.T. returns on 27 March 2022, around six weeks – SIX WEEKS !- too late. What’s that all abaaaht? Brussels time still?

I’ll admit it’s been getting bloody dark in the mornings lately and fuck knows about Scotland. It should be a devolved matter anyway….. the local time in Edinburgh is of zero significance to 99.9% of the population just like the time in Paris isn’t of relevance either. Bring on WKT I say . (Wee Krankie Time).

With all the hysteria over rising energy prices and climate change I’d have thought that an easy ‘win’ would be to not lengthen our evenings unnecessarily?

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

I suppose I am interested in the mental state of Britney Spears. Her sister Lynn hasn’t directly commented on the removal of the conservatorship from her father. Yet because she hasn’t celebrated the decision a campaign to have her removed from a Netflix series has got underway. At the moment they have 25,000 signatures. She hasn’t been sacked from the series…as yet.

To repeat she hasn’t said anything directly on the case.

I did look at some pictures that Britney put up immediately after she had won her case. What were they? Britney stark naked in different rooms if her house. Very troubling in my view. Only dots to conceal her modesty. A crazed look in her eyes as well. I suspect that her sister Lynn knows more about her mental state than signatories to the petition.
The petition asks Netflix to REMOVE Lynn from the series. These words ‘remove’ or ‘cancel’ so illiberal.

I don’t know Britney Spears’ relationship with her father. Maybe he has abused his position who knows?
But certainly her sister would be far better informed that some stranger signing a piece of paper.

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Nominated by: Miles Plastic