(Rise and Shine! – Day Admin)

A list of things not to do at the gym so as to not be a cunt to your fellow gym goers:

• 1) Don’t fart. We don’t want to smell the inside of your putrid colon.
• 2) Don’t stand in front of the weight rack and do your exercises. The rest of us need to get to the weights too. Take a couple steps back you cunt!
• 3) Don’t ask me if I’m using a machine that is 3 meters from the one I’m using. If I’m not on it, I’m not using it stupid! And don’t ask me this as I’m doing a set you blind cunt!
• 4) Don’t leave bandages, shampoo bottles, hair, razors, or shit in the fucking shower.
• 5) Put a lock on the locker you use so I don’t have to open 5 lockers to find an empty one.
• 6) Don’t sing out loud to the music in your earphones. You literally sound retarded and make others cringe.
• 7) Wipe your sweat from the equipment you thoughtless slob.
• 8) Don’t set up one half of the gym floor with half the shit in the place and walk away when you’re done. Put shit away you fucking farm animal.
• 9) Don’t grunt loudly and yell as you exert. You come off as a douchebag and startle others. Unless you’re female. That induces fantasies.
• 10) Don’t let me be the only one in the place that reports broken equipment to the staff.
• 11) Throw the paper towels used to wipe the equipment away in the trashcan (rubbish bin?) Don’t leave them in the bottle holder on the machine with 5 other wads with no room for my water bottle you lazy fucking cunts!

Ahh That was cathartic.
Apologies if my American vocabulary is confusing. Feel free to inform me of your words in your comments.
Thank you.

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

Working from home, from an employers point of view is a cunt, see previous employees  sue culture cunting from a few days ago. (This, presumably. Day Admin – Ungrateful Employees )

Now these cunts (employees) want to work from home and want to request this from day one. I hasten to add they are going to want the same money, do less work as well as do whatever the fuck they want, when they want, and if you refuse this request, the employee has the right to take the employer to a tribunal.

So back to previous cunting on who not to employ, There is a pattern forming here, no fucker is going to want to employ these cunts and therefore they will be asking the branch manager of Burger king why they cant work from home, see link below…..unemployable cunts, hope your good with benefits claims forms….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

The nom quotes the full article here – Day Admin Guardian News Link

It’s not my fault.
I had a shit life, my mother was an alkie.
Some big boys did it and ran away.
No link, this is just an observation.
Why can no one take responsibility for their actions?
What’s so hard about putting your hands up and saying ” You got me”
Why does every lying public figure who’s caught out try and justify their behaviour?
Why does every murderous stabby cunt play the ” deprived” childhood card, that’s if they aren’t playing the different colour card?
Why is it the fault of antiquated computer systems that people don’t get what they’re entitled too?
And why the fuck are we paying taxes to fund this total fuckwittery?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

This useless cunt of the Met Police, has said “Sorry” for the “gross betrayal” of trust between plod and the general public in light of the horrific murder of Sarah Everard by ex copper Wayne Couzens.

Home Secretary, Priti Fatarse, is the cunt who gave Dick a 2 year extension to her contract a few weeks ago, and is now asking “serious questions” about the appalling crime.

Brilliant!

And yet Dickless still clings onto her highly paid job, rejecting calls for her to resign even though as head of London Plod, the buck should really fall in her lap.

How many more murders will it take before she’s fired? And if she is booted out for being a useless cunt, can we hope her nice gold plated pension, along with any “golden goodbye” pay-off be stripped from her?

Fat fucking chance!

Oh, any comment from Suckdick Khan?

News Link

(paywalled, but probably available across MSM)

Nominated by: Technocunt

And just to add to Dickless’ woes, here’s another, this time from Jeezum Priest

News Link

Oh dear, oh dear.
The Met police really cannot seem to stop getting their foreskin trapped in the zip, can they?
Can Cressida the Crusader explain this bit of fuckery?
Or will she deny all knowledge and blame it on her predecessor?
The whole of England waits.

(Sounds harsh, but one wonders if we would witness the same MSM saturation for this ghastly murder had the murderer not being Caucasian? – Day Admin)

Fuck me – it’s back. Just when you think things can’t get any worse, Gina Miller, who looks like a long-retired hooker is back. She has formed a new political party:

News Link

I just hope she puts up a candidate in every constituency and looses every deposit, then she will have to go and suck Soros’s wrinkled old dick up for more cash to put in her handbag (allegedly), as she says “It don’t come cheap dearie not with me”.#

Who the fuck gave this old bag the impression that she was important? Certainly not the ISAC crowd.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

And this from CuntyMort

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Cunters, for your delectation I give you this sites pin up girl old banana gob F.F.S didn’t she fuck off back to bongo bongo land? This vacuous bint now wants to form a new political party.

If this pig with lipstick gets in you can bet your bottom dollar she will be sucking EU sausage and Blighty will be back under the European jackboot P.D.Q.

All cunters on this site will be serving a 25 year stretch for crimes against the queen cunt.