St Greta has been sounding of to her disciples about “climate villains”. And guess what – the biggest climate villain is the UK.

Our Lady of Thunderpants reasons that the Industrial Revolution started in England and therefore the climate crisis also started here – “ Of course, the climate crisis .. more or less it started in the UK since that’s where the industrial revolution started, we started to burn coal there, so of course the UK has an enormous historical responsibility when it comes to historic emissions since the climate crisis is a cumulative crisis”, Thunderpants thundered.

To add to the UK’s enormous mass of cumulative historical guilt, we have made the situation worse by authorising new oil drilling operations in the North Sea. “Hypocrisy”, said the Holy One.

The UK is also guilty of “ creative carbon accounting” by not counting international shipping, air travel, or exported fossil fuels in its emissions reports.

In castigating the UK, St Greta neglected to mention China which accounts for 27% of the World’s greenhouse gasses. Surely China is the biggest climate villain?

Now the Holy One has thundered from on high, Britain’s Industrial Revolution will no longer be regarded as a great achievement but a historical crime. Just like slavery and empire. In Gretaland it would never have happened, and we’d still be running around in bearskins with flint knives.

What more can we expect from the holy prodigy, whom according to her mother, has the psychic gift of being able to see the colourless and invisible gas of carbon dioxide being emitted into the air.

As former Archbishop Roman Williams has said, we are blessed to have her in our midst.

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Nominated by: MMCM

(Has she checked her white privilege I wonder? – Day Admin)

(We have a separate nom due to go live soon regarding Insulate Britain – the eco protest group. So please keep your comments focused on St Greta. Thanks – Day Admin)

Vegan meat, I’d suggest this is worthy of an almighty cunting.

Seriously, what the fuck is it? I’ve seen ads and products for vegan beef, lamb and chicken. The one thing it definitely is NOT is either beef, lamb or chicken. Surely even the association of any meat based noun would be enough to turn the average vegan into a tailspin of self righteous vitriol.

Not only that, surely it breaks all types of consumer rules. Can you imagine a producer selling a real chicken curry that contains absolutely no chicken at all (though many have come very close to doing just that).

I suggest they come up with new labels such as sanctimonious, smug and pious. That would mean they could remove the ‘vegan’ descriptor and maybe even house the entire range within a supermarket aisle named something like ‘superior’ to keep the precious little snowflakes in their holier than thou state of mind.

Nominated by: Bellendiousmaximus

(More info here. Day Admin – Vegan Meat)

Emergency cunting. Tony Blair (WAR CRIMINAL)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58780559

If this man was not already the biggest cunt that these shores has ever produced and we have produced a first 11 that would give any nation a run for their money, then this promotes him to captain and life president

This pile of shite spends his days lecturing and posturing to us peasants about how we should behave, how we should live and what we should pay, meanwhile sir cunty with a little bit of chicanery avoids £320,000 tax and keeps the readies for himself and his family of cunts

Don’t forget he is worth £60 million so this is his equivalent of our loose change. However to a school it’s ten teachers to a hospital it’s a kidney machine to a council it’s care for the elderly.

Pile on in the comments.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

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A little more on Harcourt Ventures, the Blair’s property front, here:

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/tony-blair-takes-back-control

It may be that Harcourt Ventures was not the company involved in buying the Harcourt Street property for the Blairs, as it was named after the address. Oldbury Residential, formed to handle Cherie’s Northern property portfolio in 2014, seems a more likely candidate.

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/08986902

Apologies, but Blair is my specialist subject.

What a cunt this bloke is. Scruffy, crazy looking prick usually gets ignored by most sane people, yet he decided that the Sarah Everard murder trial was an ideal place to stage an anti lockdown protest. Scum.

The cunt uses the fact that her murderer used covid regulations to initiate her kidnapping as justification for staging his protest at the Old Bailey, along with several of his swivel eyed cunt cohorts.

I’m surprised he didn’t insinuate that 5G signals made her susceptible to him.
The utterly vile piece of crap needs sectioning.

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Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

(Can we focus on this cunt for what he is, rather than get distracted on the anti-vax stuff. It’s been done to death. Thanks. – Day Admin)

Sir Kweer and the end of Labour as a working class force.

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Sir Kweer has come out in support of the weirdos and deviants. Just the thing to regain the working class constituencies.

”Rosie Duffield came under fire after supporting online criticism of a tweet, which referred to “individuals with a cervix” to be inclusive of trans men.”

Thats right. Trannie men can be classed as having a cervix,
Asked about the row, Sir Keir said claiming only women have cervixes was “something that shouldn’t be said”.

Yes, sir Kweer now denies science as party policy.

RIP Labour. What a fucking collection of cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble