Cast your mind back to the heady days of the fall of the useless tories.

Labour celebrities were all over social media casting buckets of bile all over the conservatives “and quite right to, fucking cunts”.

Time for change, for the workers, the grown-ups are back in charge, etc,etc.

Now after a mere 9 months..”fuck me it feels like eternity” the Labour Party are going down quicker than lammy on a dropped chip.

But where is the celebrity outrage to policy’s on pensioners and the disabled being targeted..

That plastic hag vorderman must of melted on a radiator.
Fat reg must be spending his time holding his cavernous arsehole in place.
And who can forget Tony Robinson dancing to the polling station like a window licker..
Maybe he has a cunning plan?

Nope just the sound of crickets..
Oh please wise ones stick your heads above the parapet and anoint us with your wisdom.. or better still keep your bovine opinions to yourselves.

Here is baldrick the dancing fool.

Twatter.

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

A New Balls Please, 15 love cunting for the queen (she thinks) of the tennis court Ms Raducanu.

A publicity hungry victim. She loses a match – some nasty man in the audience was leering at her. She loses another match – she wasn’t feeling frightfully well, she loses another match – her trainer forgot to put her jockstrap on her. Another loss – injury this time.

When she wins it is all teeth and tonsils. When she loses it is illness, injury or some malfunction of the weather. She has been through almost as many coaches as Dirty Ange has ben through dicks. Call the doctor again – she is a little wan:

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

Good news. From tomorrow we’ll be back to two noms per day for a while. Thank you for the recent uptick in nominations. Keep it up – NA.

A cunting required for the scourge of unfunny comedians these days, there isn’t a link due to this being of my opinion [twisted as it is].

Red nose week coming up, where the unfunniest so called comedians try to separate us from our cash, it will be like watching cars rust. Then there are unfunny cunts like Rosie Jones, Amy Schumer and the unfunniest cunt of them all Katherine fucking Ryan, who the fuck wants to see her and her family making cunts of themselves, they all seem to need to bring in the family these days, must be for comedic support [god knows they need it], then there are new comedy shows like —The Last one to laugh—- I strongly suspect the last one to laugh will be me, the couple who recently got divorced [ funniest thing they ever did in my opinion], cunts one and all.

The list of these fuckers is endless, ugly bespeckled lesbians, tikkitackies with wonky eyes, that fuck monkey with lots of teeth not fucking funny on any level. Good comedians too scared to say something funny to avoid the dole queue, when exactly did this country get to this state?

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Nominated by Fuglyucker

In January 2024, Max Dixon (16) and his mate, 15 year old Mason Bist popped out to get pizza.

They were mistaken for rival gang members and attacked by four thugs using machetes. The attack lasted just 33 seconds.

Sadly, despite the best efforts, both boys died the following day.

Westcott, 17, expressed remorse in court as did Anthony Snook, Riley Tolliver and 2 other under 16 year olds. All got life, with lengthy minimum terms.

This is an all too familiar story, so why am I singling out Kodi-Shai Wectcott for a cunting?

Because whilst he was in Youth Detention, he videod a rap song that referred to “the 33”, the number of seconds the attack took.
Also these lyrics.

“Yeah, I’m 13s and bopping,
Where’s he, he’s up in his coffin”

Does that sound like remorse to you?

Bring back the death penalty!
Take a life, lose yours.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Gary Lineker is still a cunt.

Now, we all know that he is the woke smear of smarm that we all love to hate.

However, this latest cunting is nothing to do with his migrant bum licking, LGBTQ lectures and anti-Brexit bollocks.

This nom is about Lineker being a petulant cunt who has no respect for his betters.

When Lineker was at Barcelona. The great Johann Cruyff told him to play on the wing. Gary, of course, didn’t like it. And he threw a tantrum. As long time students of the game will know, Lineker was not into doing hard graft on the pitch or mucking in. He was a goal hanger., and helping out his manager or his team mates was alien to him. Gary once told his England captain, Bryan Robson that he ‘didn’t tackle’ or ‘work outside the box’. Robbo should have battered him.

Anyway, the disrespectful little shit basically refused to do what Cruyff wanted him to do. Lineker couldn’t even come near Johann. He wasn’t fit to clean out the Dutch Master’s ashtray, never mind clean his boots.

Needless to say, the Match of the Day boys club and Gary’s toadies – Shearer nd Richards – lapped up Gary’s tale of ‘rebellion’ with their usual sycophancy.

But, to me is just shows that Lineker is and always will be a premier cunt.

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Nominated by : Norman