Air source heat pumps.

Boris Johnson is a stupid cunt.
He has decided that every home in Britain should be heated with air source heat pumps.(His Princess NutNut has probably done all the “deciding” for him – Day Admin)

He thinks that the UK would be ‘greener’ that way.
He thinks that he will be reducing carbon waste.
The stupid cunt thinks that he will be saving the planet.

Air source heat pumps are my business.

They are full of a refrigerant gas, usually R410a or R32 which has to be manufactured in huge gas plants.
Those 2 gases, although not as harmful to the environment as other refrigerants, still present a risk and the handling and disposal of the gases is strictly regulated. Each heater will have at least a couple of kilos of gas.
The biggest gas processing plants are in the far East.

The heaters, so as not to rust, will have to be in heavy duty plastic housings.
Within the heaters there will be a PVC heat exchanger.
No heater lasts forever so the significant amount of plastic within each heater will eventually end up as landfill.

The heaters contain copper tubes, much of which as the main metal used in the evaporator, as well as titanium coils within the heat exchangers.
These metals have to be mined and processed.

Although air sourced the heaters need electricity to work, and in the case of heating an average sized home in the UK, a fucking lot of it.
I am not sure how much people in the UK are paying per kw/hr for electricity, but if we assume the price at 20p and the heater will be running for 24 hours a day for 10 months, then the average electricity bill for an average home will rise by over £300 per month.
A lot more depending on the quality of the heater.

China is the world’s largest industrial nation and they really don’t give a fuck about the pollution that they create.

So where exactly are heat pumps manufactured?

Well…. China actually.
Guandong Province mainly.
There are dozens of factories there that are eager to boost their output to satisfy the UK’s obsession of saving the planet.

So, you fat, useless, lazy cunt.
Have you thought this one through?

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

(By the time people realise what a big expensive mistake this idea was, Boris will be in the House of Cunts, well away from all the flack – Day Admin)

A look lets bring more deviants into the uk cunting for whoever thought that this was a good idea..

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Yes fellow cunters – I give you sky news and this story of how we are welcoming LGBT+ Afghans into the UK.

What the fook is this county becoming I ask?

Why import anyone with a grudge against us let alone these deviants – and as for sky news they take delight in reporting this shite…

I weep for our future

Nominated by: MiddleEngland

Sturgeon the Sexist

A ‘who the fuck are youse talkin’ tae?’ cunting for Scotland’s answer to legendary silver-tongued Geordie charmer Sid the Sexist.

In a nasty little sexist gibe, Nicola ‘Wee Jimmy Krankie’ Sturgeon has said that Bojo’s disinclination to be in the same room as her to discuss devolved matters is down to his ‘fragile male ego’. Actually Wee Jimmy, it’s more likely due to the fact that he sees meeting with the leader of a glorified town council as something to be delegated.

Nevertheless, imagine the ‘bulldog licking piss off a nettle’ face Krankie would have pulled if Bojo had said that she had a ‘fragile female ego’. The cow would have made hay at such an accusation. Claims of ‘sexism’, ‘insulting patriarchial attitudes’ etc. ad nauseum would no doubt have flowed like the Clyde.

Naturally the feministas who would have been out for Bojo’s blood if the situation had been reversed have been very quiet so far. Sturgeon being sexist, not to mention hypocritical? Well it’s an action not to be wondered at, coming from what must in fact be the biggest ego east of the Mississippi.

Not for the first time, I nominate Sturgeon as a complete cunt. It’s the Wee Jimmy we all know and love.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

If there’s one thing that’s focussed some welcome attention on which jobs are truly essential in a pandemic, then at least Covid has provided it.

The hospitality industry has benefited immensely from the various support measures but oh no it’s still never enough for the bearded cunts serving their triple mocha artisan coffee. Now they want their highly beneficial lower-rate VAT to be continued indefinitely.

The bloke who runs our local boozer quietly admitted to me that he’d had his best ever year in 2020. The combination of zero business rates; furlough support and reduced VAT had boosted his profits. He didn’t even participate in the Eat Out To Help Out (EOTHO) scheme because, by the time the first lockdown ended, his cashed-up customers had stuffed-full wallets and went for the top whack expensive wines to accompany their swans and truffles and EOTHO wasn’t as lucrative!

Now I do have time for the small Mrs Miggins’ Tea Shoppes or Fred’s Greasy Spoon that have been running through thick and thin for decades and provide a nice cosy cuppa and bacon sarnie.

What I couldn’t give a shit abaaaht are the numerous coffee chains flogging £4 cups of rubbish with such self-important ceremony, with Georgina and Millie marching through the High St holding their plastic disposable cups in front of them.

To sum up….fuck the hospitality industry.

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

Wolf Blitzer wrote on Twitter : ‘reporting from Edinburgh in Scotland, where 20,000 world leaders and delegates have gathered to attend COP 26’

Blitzer has been a journalist for nearly 50 years, 31 of them at CNN, where he is one their top ‘Anchormen’ (a la Ron Burgundy). He has Bachelor and Masters degrees. He is also, on this occasion, a Dumb Cunt.

For months, Media and News channels have been drawing attention to the upcoming Climate summit. His own channel had earlier reported that Sleepy Joe had travelled to Rome, & then flown on to Glasgow to attend COP 26.

Blitzer and his team of muppets however, set up cameras to show them primed to report on the climate summit, with Edinburgh castle in the background.

Did it not occur to them that they were alone in reporting this international story ? No other journalists ? No world leaders and; motorcades of heavily armed bodyguards ? …. no, just an old Jock in his mac, tam o’ shanter perched on his head, walking his wee scots terrier.

How fucking dumb can you be. God help us when anything to her Maj. …..

“this is Wolf Blitzer for CNN live from Buckingham Palace, in Manchester’s Moss side…..”

( Story link : Scotsman News Link )

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings