Parish councillors are cunts.

BBC News.

Some cunt getting the shopping out of his car gets clobbered by a cricket ball and 200 years of history gets suspended by a committee of dried up windbags.

The only viable solution it seems,rather than just leaving people to do as they please on the field of play,is of course to propose a 60ft high fence at a cost of £100,000.

It’s not cricket,it’s not on and it’s the work of bedwetting bureacratic Liberal Democrats(probably) or the Greens.

What next? A pakî as Mayor of London?

Hedley Verity is not pleased. (Me neither so here’s a link – NA)

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

are cunts.

Now I know that I am about to cunt kids but have decided that the big brained throbbing Mekon-headed baby Einsteins’s can no longer go on hiding in the shadows.

I have always found them creepy, a bit unnerving. A little bit of devil child Damien from The Omen or those twin girls from The Shining. They may be weak in body but their minds are like supercomputers! Don’t let the thick glasses and penchant for wearing bowties when reciting 280 digits of pi fool you, oh no.

Who goes to Harvard University at fourteen or tells jokes in classical Greek and masters calculus before puberty? Teaches themselves ancient Hebrew for fun or invents their own language?

I may find them weird and have pants older than them but I don’t hate them for being geniuses. Precocious maybe. I wonder what kind of childhoods they have? Do they interact with ‘normal’ kids of their own age? I mean you don’t want to raise some poindexter thinking he is going to colonise Mars and save humanity and then decides to become the next Ted Kaczynski because he didn’t go BMXing with bald tyres and no brakes in the woods with his mates.

They may be a nine year old chess grandmaster or a published author on quantum mechanics but it won’t be much use against the school bully who is an expert in their field on dishing out wedgies.

wonders list

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Feeding yourself without food waste is a cunt and virtually impossible, if you’re single.

Daily Fail.

I live alone, have done for over 10 years, and like a lot of older people, my appetite has diminished.

Eating healthy is really hard. What are supposed to be single portions are too much for me.
Ready prep meals for one are so tasteless without a ton of salt and Hendos, they defeat the object!

I try not to waste food, after all I’m a pensioner on a fixed income, but why can’t supermarkets do a reasonably priced bag of veg for one? You know, three baby spuds, florets of cauli, half a peeled carrot?

And don’t give me shite about frozen veg, lettuce doesn’t freeze!
(and has the nutritional value of air – NA)

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest