The farce of No 10s ‘Special Advisors’.

We are reading about the exodus of these hugely talented people from Boris’s nursery.
What does it take to be a SPAD?
Experience of work and management?
Great political nous?
Qualifications in maths, economics or even fucking accountancy?
Nope.
It seems you have to be young, posh and probably a mate of his wife. And to like parties. A lot. Public school, Oxbridge and possibly a mickey mouse PPE degree helps.
You look at the shitshow that Boris presides over and think – no fucking wonder.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/fifth-aide-quits-number-10-as-exodus-puts-johnson-on-the-ropes/ar-AATswhy?ocid=msedgntp

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble…

And seconded by Komodo…

Addendum, with ringing endorsement. The latest to leave is Elena Narozanski. Narozanski worked as a special adviser to the Prime Minister on women and equalities, the Department for Culture, Media and Sport, and extremism.
She also previously worked as a special adviser to Michael Gove when he was Secretary of State for Education, from 2010 to February 2011.
She is also a Cambridge graduate who worked as Entertainments Officer at the University Union according to Powerbase website.
Described by one toady as one of the most principled women the toady knows, Ms Narozanska is an associate of the lobbying company “Public First”:
https://powerbase.info/index.php/Public_First

Powerbase explains:
Public First is focused on ‘helping organisations change public policy and improve their reputations’ – in other words, persuading the public to support the interests of its corporate clients.

So that’s what SPADS do…

Thandiwe Newton is a cunt.

The actress, who suddenly and coincidentally changed the spelling of her name in the aftermath of the 2021 BLM riots to make it more ethnic, has apparently apologised to ‘darker skinned’ actresses for ‘not representing them’.

That’s right – it’s not enough to be a black actor in a major Hollywood role, you now need to be the right shade of black otherwise you’re somehow siding with the oppressors.

I weep for the future, I really do.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/thandiwe-newton-apologises-to-darker-skinned-actresses-for-not-representing-them-12531634

Nominated by Le Cunt Noir…

With Mystic Maven also wanting to add to the proceedings…

Thandiwe Newton, formerly Thandie Newton, yeah big difference, anyway this daft mare offered a mea culpa and concocted some fake tears during an interview where she ‘tearfully’ apologised for not representing darker skinned actresses.

“I’m sorry that I’m the one chosen. It’s been very painful to have women look like my mum feel like I’m not representing them. That I’m taking from them. Taking their men, taking their work, taking their truth.” I wonder if this means she will now turn down every role offered, in favour of darker skinned ladies. Has she actually ever been in anything of worthy of note?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/other/thandiwe-newton-gives-tearfully-apology-to-darker-skinned-actresses-for-not-representing-them/ar-AATtqR4?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531

And a quick addendum by Dark key cunt

I second this nomination. What Thandiwe Newton is basically doing is checking ‘her own privilege’ because she doesn’t feel she is black enough. I’m sure both of her parents will be very proud. The stupid cunt.

In recent weeks I have found my positive outlook on life slowly returning. I struggled to find a particular catalyst for my glass becoming half full again; the impending end of covid, a mild winter and the days getting longer, thinking of a week in the mediterranean sunshine drinking beer??? All good for the soul but just couldn’t pinpoint the main reason. Then I accidentally landed on a repeat of Mock the week when searching for an episode of Naked attraction and it suddenly hit me, I haven’t seen hide nor hair of Russell Howard for at least a year! Did a quick Isacunt search, not been nominated since 2016 so I assumed he must either be incarcerated or 6 feet under. Imagine my disgust when a Google search revealed that not only is he still alive, but he has a “Popular comedy podcast”! A lot of sick people clearly enjoy the masochism of watching Britain’s unfunniest boss eyed man spout leftie drivel on Youtube. Had to ring the GP as I was so upset, who prescribed strong anti-depressants and a course of intravenous opiates. I can no longer leave the house or turn the tv on so great is my Russellophobia, and I fear that writing this nomination will bring on the PTSD again.

So, to reiterate, RUSSELL HOWARD IS A CUNT!

Nominated by Themagiccunt

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AATt68z?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

A cunting for the despicable cunts who put rat poison in dog treats and place them in parks, we have seen this in Cardiff.
what kind of pieces of pig shit would stoop so low, there is a group i strongly suspect of this deed, they are the same goat fuckers who want to be accepted in the UK and treated as equels.
The problem we have is your average brit would walk across a thousand of these people to save a dog, in fact most would care about the dog more than said minority, soon to be majority group.
Fuck me these cunts certainly know how to win friends and influence people….

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Global warming advocates (and deniers). Yep, throwing them in together. We have the muppet cunts and puppet Greta banging on about environmentally friendly travel, electric cars, pollution and carbon footprints. Some of these same people use commercial airlines (and private planes) to get around, hypocrites. On the other side are the ‘climate change is a myth’ bozos who have no fucking idea what they’re even talking about at times, which just makes anti climate-change people look stupid. Both sides need to bog off as I’m sick of hearing about it. Instead of trying to slow (unlikely) or stop (impossible) climate change, perhaps we should be looking at ways to SURVIVE it, as its inevitable. Explore our options, make a decision, stop arguing about whether it will or wont happen and admit that washing our clothes at 30 degrees becoming a vegan and driving a hybrid car will make NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE.

Nominated by ElDiablo666