Tofoo


When you thought TV could not sink any lower than “Naked Attraction” or Rylan Clark, something more repulsive than ever appears that makes all decent people want to vomit uncontrollably, while around at Mr Davies’ he was watching Naked Attraction (fuck knows why), the adverts come on and what I saw was an advert for something called Toofoo, which I think is some kind of food freaks and subversive types eat, this fucking creature, I’m not sure what it was but Mr Davies who’s in his 80s shouted out “KILL IT WITH FIRE”, I would not recommend seeing the advert, it’s fucking scarred me for the rest of my life, I now fear a moustached, half caste tranny in a blonde wig will climb through my bedroom window to infect me with the AIDS, any cunt who likes this advert should be fucking sectioned immediately!!!

https://tofoo.co.uk/

The Ad – Watch at your own risk!

(With no links provided and a spelling of “Toofoo”, I had to guess what you meant. Hope I guessed right – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Seconded by : ElDiablo666

I have to second the above nomination, that advert is just wrong. Though, it might be worth including this point: why do our adverts, for anything, now include gays, lesbians, blacks, muslims, and such? Cant even have an adver for BLEACH without a badly-dubbed-over black or paki guy these days. Even the fucking Schofield adverts are better, and thats saying something.

Serial Killer Groupies

Serial Killer Groupies

I like watching true crime documentaries and there is always the strange spectre of women falling for murdering cunts on these shows.

What is it with these mad tarts? Ted Bundy had them and so did the utterly evil Richard Ramirez. Some of Bundy’s female fans turned up to his trial dressed as his victims, the sick cunts. Nevermind too, that Ramirez would violently murder and rape his victims with iron bars. And laugh while they begged for mercy. Or that Bundy would beat them to death with metal bars or his fists before or after violently raping them. Or that he’d cut their heads off and keep them at home, before returning to the woods to have it away with their headless corpses, until there were too many maggots.

No, these silly tarts don’t care it seems.

My solution is to give these mad tarts a dose of reality. You’re fans of serial killers are you? Oh, you can ‘change him’? Maybe you just like ‘bad’ boys?

Well, get in a cell with one of these cunts and see how that goes for you, you mad fuckers.

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-time/groupies-loved-serial-killer-ted-bundy

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

General Sir Mark Carleton Smith

General Sir Mark Carleton-Smith

Who feels* that the Army needs to be more woke:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10468001/Tens-thousands-troops-ordered-spend-DAY-reflecting-inclusivity.html

“An Army spokesman told MailOnline: ‘It is not the army being woke, it is the army addressing some of its unacceptable behaviours.’

‘Unacceptable behaviours’ refers to anything that falls short of the Army’s values and standards, including drug and alcohol abuse, sexual harassment, bullying and racism.”

Arguably these “behaviours” (check the plural: always a sign that a social worker or cod psychologist has been involved) are exactly what an effective fighting force needs in its ranks – tough brutal cunts who don’t ask too many questions and know how to entertain themselves on a Friday night in Colly.

General Sir Mark Alexander Popham Carleton-Smith (Eton, unsurprisingly, but failed Oxbridge – 2:2 BA at Durham) seems to have forgotten anything he learned in Bosnia in the 90’s, in the euphoria of his subsequent glittering ascent of the staff ladder. He was in the SAS once, ffs. Maybe it’s dementia. Brasshatted cunt.

*I can’t believe thought was involved.

Nominated by Komodo

Roger Hallam (3) and Just Stop Oil


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10480761/Climate-change-fanatics-plot-blockade-Britains-refineries-fuel-trucks-petrol-stations.html

Cunters it’s time for another eco loon fisting for these closet marxists. Apparently they are going to blockade filling stations and road surf tanker lorries. Hopefully this time the public WILL take more direct action and inflict some battle damage on these cunts.

Roger Hallam and his merry band of twats want the U.K to stop all oil exploration and ban the use of fossil fuels.

What pray would Britain gain by going back to Medieval times pray Mr Hallam? A collection of prize cunts.

Nominated by CuntyMort

Dead Pool [239]

Congratulations to Captain Quimson who correctly predicted the death of the actor Jack Smethurst who will be best remembered as Eddie Booth in the fantastic un-pc 1970`s classic sitcom Love Thy Neighbour.Smethurst was 89 and his death was confirmed by his son Adam also an actor who has paid tribute to him. R.I.P

On to Deadpool 239

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.