The children of the revolution.

It has appeared to me the immortal T-Rex song from 1973 has finally been proven to be pure nonsense!

?you won’t fool the children of the revolution?

Well apparently within 2 generations they have managed to do this, the “yoof” make up the largest proportion of the 48% who voted to keep EU domination upon these islands, purely through selfish desires and ambition.

You hear these spoilt fuckers groan with every statement beginning with either “I” or “my”. They seem to think the world is all about them, with the occasional act of faux outrage and social justice bullshit.

Back in 1975 it was completely the opposite with the young rejecting globalisation, and believing in sovereignty and British values, how the fuck did we get to the point where the young no longer rebel against their masters?

I personally believe cunters that this is the root of the problem we experience today, the globalist cancer has continued to grow apace, now it’s metastasised and it’s all down hill from now on.

There are obviously exceptions to this with the rural youth being conservative and pro capitalist, but they are the minority. The apparently “educated” have fucked this country with faux idealism and folly, which can now never be reversed.

A bleak outlook you may say, but an honest one!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(Edited slightly for clarity – Day Admin)

Royal Mail are cunts and cunts again!

A renowned online retailer sent me two separate parcels by recorded delivery to be signed for. Both orders were worth over 30 quid (vinyl records, as it happens) and I have 100% proof that the aforementioned shop did send them.

But, last week, those dozy or devious fucks from the Royal Mail delivered one parcel. Yet, on their website, the bastards claim that the two parcels were delivered to me on that day and that they were signed for.

First of all, only one parcel turned up. Second, I did not sign for anything and I wasn’t asked to either.The ‘signature’ on the Royal Mail website is an unintelligible scribble. But those cunts still insist that the postman/cunt who signed for the parcel that I did get signed for the other one at the same time and delivered both.

Only thing is, the total fuckhead didn’t and only delivered one. I also don’t believe it was delivered to the wrong house. It says it was delivered to me, but it hasn’t been.

I suspect some light fingery, and I hope the cunt’s hands fall off if that’s the case. I am now after twatting my postie and chasing up the infamous and useless Royal Mail complaints department. Fat lot of good that will do though.

In my current (OK, permanent) condition I can do without this shit. And The Royal Mail can fuck right off.

Nominated by: Norman

(Welcome back to the Fold, Norman. It’s good to hear from you once again. 

– Lots of love. The Admin Team)

Enough of these frivolous cuntings. Time for something of real importance, thanks to the BBC.

”How Instagram opened a new world for Welsh quilting”

Yes, get some Welsh culture up you, you cunts.
And have a look at the photo. If that doesnt give you the horn nothing will.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60982566

”Interest in Welsh quilts has grown over the past decade, and boosted further in recent years.”

This is the stuff. I spend most of my time quilting and I am going to share my joy.

“Instagram has opened up a whole new quilting world,” says Elen Phillips, curator at St Fagans National Museum of History, in Cardiff.
“I think social media has played an important part in that resurgence, especially among young people.”

Yes you cunts. We are not shagging sheep and burning down cottages in Powys. We are quilting, thanks to Instagram. (whatever that is)

There you go. No race baiting, tranny shaming or Kweer bashing.

Welsh quilting.

Get your Welsh Quilting DVDs here: https://www.craftsy.com/class/welsh-quilting/
(I’m on a commission so buy plenty – NA)

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In 21st Century killjoy Britain balloons are being outlawed. Balloons have been seized from football fans entering Wembley Stadium on the absurd pretense they could spread “panic” if they burst. The Wilsher family brought balloons to hand out to Crystal Palace supporters at a match. Ok – they had 32,000 balloons to hand out for free – but they were still just balloons.

The hapless Wilshers were initially accosted by a Trading Standards Officer who said the balloons “breached the rules”.

Then they were confronted by a jobsworth from Brent Council who said that as this was council land they could not hand out the lethal balloons. They issued the family with a fixed penalty notice over “elf and safety fears”.

Then they were confronted by the head of security for Wembley Stadium who seized the balloons as the stadium’s “safety certificate did not cover balloons” !

Brent Council officers then issued them a fixed penalty notice but refused to tell the Wilshers how much the fine would cost, simply saying “it will be in the post”. These cunts were dressed in black and were recording the family, including their six year old son. The offending boxes of deflated balloons were then seized by the Brent Waffen SS officers. The families 6 year old son was crying by this point.

A council spokesperson confirmed action was taken against Mr Wilsher and added balloons can present a “serious safety risk” when in large quantities. Mr Wilsher said –
“We were just trying to bring some colour, noise and spectacle to the day but that was taken away from us”. No doubt he was feeling a bit deflated.

Surely it’s an Englishman’s god given right to inflate balloons whenever he wants. This absurd episode highlights the joyless, bureaucratic, Elf and Safety nanny state we’ve become. It would be absurdly hilarious if it weren’t so chilling.

Wembley Stadium – deflating and sucking the joy out of every event it hosts. Cunts.

Telegraph News Link
(Sorry – only link and its behind a paywall).

Nominated by: MMCM

An emergency cunting seems in order for His Holiness Keir Rodney Starmer, and the bunch of arseholes who prop him up (especially the fruity gentlemen and butch ladies affected by The Gayness.

After months of outraged innocence, even though we had all seen photographs of the flabby faced cunt drinking beer at an important party meeting, it now seems that Angie Openlegs was also in attendance, even though this has been constantly denied:

Daily Mail News Link

Perhaps she was just there to provide the striptease and cabaret?:

YouTube Link

It was an “honest mistake” claim the Labour Party. Sure – all their fucking mistakes are “honest”, whereas they always attach the basest motives to everyone else.

But seriously who, in their right minds, could not have noticed the presence of that loud-mouthed, self advertising skank in a small room in Durham?. Perhaps Starmer has caught Biden’s senility early?. He didn’t see the shrew in the room!.

It is about time this oily, greasy heap of shit was exposed for the fucking liar he really is.

George Washington? More Boy George.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Note – This nom touches on the nefarious activities of Angela Rayner doing a Sharon Stone. There is a separate nom for  Rayner on this very subject due to go live in the next few days – Day Admin)