Police Scotland


Police Scotland deserve a cunting.

Police Scotland has used the term “minor-attracted people” (MAP) to describe paedophiles, rather than the correct term, “filthy degenerate cunts” in a major report.

By the end of 2022, we’ve got the normalisation and promotion of transgenderism throughout society. The next logical taboo to be tackled by Leftist lunatics everywhere is child abuse. Changing terminology to something inoffensive, like MAP, is a gateway to normalising this, and helpfully given a leg-up by Police Scotland.

The Left already have form for this kind of ‘progression’, of course, with Labour politicians’ association with PIE back in the day (Daily Fail Link), encouraging Muslim rape gangs not be called Muslim rape gangs, cos it might harm ‘da cummunidee’ relations, etc.

Once legalising child abuse has been accomplished, and a fifty-eight-year-old male gas fitter can legally enjoy intercourse with a three-year old girl (and anyone who says that this is immoral and might adversely affect the child in later life, is just a filthy oppressive Nazi, and must be reported to the Thought Police ready for cancellation), these mental freaks will then move onto normalising the next taboo subjects. Here’s two more for starters (feel free to add to this list):
– IAP – Interspecies Attracted Person.
– DAP – Decomposing Attracted Person.

This shit will never stop until the West is finally reduced to a writhing cesspit of degenerate and decadent cunts, that make Sodom and Gomorrah look like Mary Whitehouse, all claiming victimhood and demanding special treatment. The irony is, obviously, that in this rapidly approaching dystopian future, the real victims, the truly voiceless victims, are ignored and silenced by a society supposedly tasked with protecting them for fear of offending the rights and sensibilities of perpetrators.

Fuck off, Police Scotland.

Telegraph Link.

Nominated by : Cunty McCunt

HM Inspectorate for Prisons


As Elvis might have said, ‘Lord have mur-see!’ You’ve got to laugh, because the only other alternative is to burst into tears at the antics of HM Inspectorate for Prisons.

After a random visit to HMP Northumberland, the inspectors have slammed the nick for ‘not prioritising diversity and equality’, and also for providing ‘inadequate support to minority groups’.

Apparently LGBTXYZ inmates were unhappy with the fact that they weren’t given enough opportunity ‘to meet with each other’; Ffs, it’s a prison, not a social club. Also, the inspection report indicated that it was ‘difficult’ for lags of a certain inclination to obtain make-up and women’s clothing. Christ on a bike, whatever happened to the notion of a prison uniform? It’s not a fashion house, you cunts.

Nevertheless cunters will be pleased and relieved to note that prison management has acknowledged its abject failures, and is working to produce an ‘action plan’. We can all sleep a little more peacefully in our beds tonight then, knowing that Big Harriet on E Wing will soon have easier access to Ladyshave and false eyelashes.

Well, the lunatics may not have quite taken over the asylum yet, but they’ve certainly taken over HM Inspectorate for Prisons. Gawd ‘elp us.

The Sun Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Prime Energy Drink


Prime. An energy drink that increases your levels of idiocy!

Daily Record Link.

I’m so sorry, just a quick one. I know this has been cunted previously, but this news item takes the lunacy to new levels.

Essentially, about 15 pence worth of water, colouring and flavouring, being sold over the counter in ( ahem!) local shops for £9!

Then, this idiot! Have the youth of today lost their collective mind? Are they Midwich Cuckoo’s?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Seconded by : Double O cunt

Prime energy drink craze

What is it with these numpties?

A thousand pounds for a few cases of the latest fad drink for his kids Christmas present. They will be in the bargain bins by the end of the year. Gurning fools.

At least our friendly corner shop Abdul will have a good Christmas.

Bjork The Djork

Bjork is a cunt.

My sister in law (a bit of a cunt herself) has been playing this shite on our CD player and going on about how great Bjork is….

Great?! It’s a fucking noise! Like a tone deaf kid with learning difficulties.

One of her many excruciating songs I’ve had to suffer… Absolute drivel on a stick…

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Norman

Anneliese Dodds [5]


Rising energy costs are racist, according to this prat.

Yes, honkies all laugh it off when they get a gas bill for a grand.

Maybe the cunts need to do what every other cunt does. Reduce the heat and wrap up a bit if things are tight? Could it be that the cunts can’t do that and just have the heat blasting away?

It’s the same for every cunt unless you’re very well off.

The BBC aren’t helping too, saying sickle cell sufferers are finding it more difficult than anyone. Having genes from warm places like the Caribbean and Africa means they suffer more when when cold, that seems to be what the BBC are suggesting anyway.

They all needn’t worry. I’m sure the current tory or incoming labour one will make it so those without any self control or sickle cell can have their huge bills paid for them.

By the fucking freezing and skint honky man.

If you can leave blighty, get the fuck out is my advice.

Wales Online News Link.

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : Cuntybollocks