My fellow Cunters.
For your Cuntsideration:
Askern medical practice in Doncaster.
Why?
Well they decided to give patients a “Christmas Present” to remember-sending out a group text informing them they had aggressive Lung cancer with metastasis, instead of the intended “Merry Christmas”.
Perhaps an IsAC’er has taken over their “IT” department??
The stupid fuckers-it’s not April 1st for ages…..,
Nominated by: Cuntfinder General
Congratulations to Grumpy Old Cunt who has won Dead Pol 271 by picking Lisa Marie Presley , daughter of Elvis who has died suddenly following a cardiac arrest aged just 54.
On to Dead Pool 272
The rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicate picks and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoplles nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed or they have already been announced dead before you posted them.
5)Wins are awarded based upon the chronology of death announcements not necessarily the chronology of deaths.
Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the death of the co_founder of fashion brand Cabbages and Roses and former Vogue Living editor Christina Strutt whos death at the age of 68 from cancer was announced yesterday on her company website.Strutt founded the company with a friend in 2000 and her products have been bought and used in public by the Princess of Wales,Posh Becks and Princess Nut Nut.
On to Dead Pool 271
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.There is a maximum of 5 nominations per person.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.
5)Wins are awarded based upon timings of death announcements being released not necessarily in chronology of death.
As I sit and watch my children play I have been reflecting on the past, how (to me at least) the 90s were an incredible time; the time of my adolescence, people genuinely couldn’t give a fuck about anything, the pubs were full, life was good and television wasn’t a constant finger wagging about climate change, race and all that other bollocks – even Attenborough was good . Trans was something to be ridiculed, like in Crocodile Dundee etc etc. And then it got me thinking “Where did it all go wrong?” And I’m fairly sure it did on May 1st 1997 when Blair came into power. He is the point of origin for all that is wrong with modern Britain.
He is the fucking Devil! I’m going to list some reasons why, but I’m pretty sure a collaborative list below from all you other counters could fill a tome:
– “Education, Education, Education” In his snobbery of people with no degrees he insists everyone should go, causing universities to create absurd degrees for their tuition fees and flooding the job market with graduates who are commonplace and therefore diluting the value of a degree, not to mention starting the hive of illiberal echo chambers these once great institutions have now become.
– Devolution; that went well, didn’t it? To garner more votes (and therefore power) he has led the Union into anything but, with lunatic socialists at the helm and interfering at Westminster.
– The EU. If you hear his argument to why we should remain it is all about influence (and therefore power) not in the interests of the people. There is also the fact that he held us even more accountable to The European Court of Human Rights. His wife was rather high up in Matrix Chambers; a law form that specialised in Human Rights, go figure, but I bet she let him fuck her in the arse for that one.
–Good Friday Agreement. Something never sat well with me when he allowed terrorists to be freed. I appreciate it was a big picture thing, but nonetheless it annoyed me.
– Iraq. Nothing bad ever happened from that, did it?
– Multiculturalism; the start of everything that has eroded the British way of life. From 28 languages on NHS publications to ghettos formed in our cities and towns to suppression of white British people who disagree with what has stemmed from this misguided idea.
– Making politics trendy with his (and Campell’s) ‘Cool Britannia’bullshit and celeb parties at No. 10. Once Twitter turned up that was it; all the fuckers in Parliament want to ape this.
– Spending it all. Liam Byrne’s confession say is all “There’s no money left”. Inherited a country in the black, left it fucked.
– The Millennium Dome. What a load of cunt, another waste of money on his ego trip if what he thought was right but no normal person believed in. Thank fuck capitalism rescued the venue and made it a very successful enterprise.
Any more reasons why he’s the worst of all cunts please add below.
I shall have a celebration when he dies.
Nominated by: Fortress Cuntimus
A Tommy Robinson cunting for our weak arsed government, an alleged row has been reported over a review into the Prevent Strategy.
There seems to be some issue over possible redactions from the report before it is published, what could be the reason.
Well after all the worries over the far right, yes Tommy that is you, it seems that they eye has been taken off the real ball in the game, Islamic extremism or to put it more simply Islam.
With P*kis still being lifted by the police for grooming (it will never end) and Muslims seemingly able to get away with intimidation and threats it’s no wonder more dangerous factions could be going unnoticed.
Nominated by: Sick of it
(Clearly using the government’s logic, 9/11 was the work of Tommy Robinson and some radical right-wingers!- Day Admin)