A nomination for Steve Wright’s replacement on Radio 2, Scott Mills.

I’ve had the misfortune of hearing the bleatings of this BBC android before.
Than man is without any discernible personality, much like those other grinning smug cunts Greg James and Rick Edwards. His playlists are for the basic mongs who follow every fashionable opinion or shit slang; In the space of ten minutes I was subjected to Coldplay, Britney Spears and tuneless chav shite Swedish House Mafia, while this grinning weasel laboured over a feature about listeners’ most out-of-date cultural references (or, what a person with a reading age above 12 might label anachronisms). The mirth!

Steve Wright was an obese, unfunny, dated cunt who would’ve burst live on air if he hadn’t been moved on, but at least he wasn’t a camp robot or dimwitted former ladette who left her charm and wit in a nightclub in 1997.

That’s all you hear now on radio 2, the nation’s most boring hen party.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

I’m Sparticus, no I’m Sparticus, no I’m…

There have been several items in the papers recently, about people claiming to be the unfortunate Madeleine McCann.
This one is taking it to a new level.
Not only is she claiming to be Madeleine ( why is the DNA test taking so long?), but she’s now claiming to have been force-fed random drug/pills/Smarties?
Did the interest rating in her story fall below 7?

Lbc

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

wasn’t this useless cunt supposed.to be financially and morally bankrupt.
How is this plastic pig getting away with all this crap bearing in mind how much and how many so owes money to.

This is just taking the piss, month long holidays, crazy surgeries etc.
we really hope her debtors who are many are not the type to want to see her in a wheel chair…oh hang on, maybe it would do her good

Daily Star
Nominated by Fuglyucker.

I’d like to nominate Ben fucking Goldsmith for a what-the-fuck-are-you-talking -about-you-old-money-globalist-cunt cunting please.

Ben fucking Goldsmith doesn’t like sheep and says they’ve got to go.

Presumably he doesn’t like the people who rely on them for their livelihoods either and thinks they should go also? Sheep are preventing the natural regeneration of the National Parks Ben Fucking Goldsmith says………. Really? Does this silver spoon cunt whos married to a Rothschild have any idea what the Peaks , the Dales, Dartmoor, Exmoor or The Lakes would look like if grazing was halted?? The fucking sheep have been grazing the National Parks for centuries. Since before the land was designated National Parks in fact. The landscapes every do-gooding eco cunt cooos over would end up looking like Terry Waites allotment in a few years.

This cunt has form already. Sat on the Board at DEFRA and used his influence to inflict fucking beavers on us. I live in a managed wetland you ivory tower cunt, the last thing I want is fucking beavers flooding me out of my shit hole hovel.

Ben fucking Goldsmith is the sort of eco loon nobody needs. He’s a tory that funds the Green party. Pick the bones out of that if you can. I can’t. What the fuck is going on. Nurse, 8000mg of the strongest shit you’ve got straight in my jugular please and make it fucking snappy will you?

Daily Fail

Nominated by Cunter S Thompson.

”Mosque ‘would have done anything’ to prevent Manchester Arena attack”

Fawzi Haffar said he felt Didsbury Mosque was “being used as a scapegoat” after it came under intense scrutiny during the Manchester Arena Inquiry.

Arena suicide bomber Salman Abedi and his family worshipped at the centre.
Mr Haffar said the mosque had “no room for radicalisation”.

This is the mosque known for it’s hate preachers. No sympathy or sorrow for the victims, no responsibility just typical Islamic hateful bullshit.

At the same time we get this, again from the BBC :-

‘I was radicalised by the far right aged 15’

And guess who was to blame for this radicalisation?– The Manchester bombing.
Yes, this atrocity against civilians and children resulted in the ‘Far Right’ (You know, the fascist bastards who object to their town’s hotels being taken over by government funded vermin) influencing the way this lad thinks.

Fortunately he has been saved and will not be out committing murderous ‘Far Right’ atrocities

BBC News

BBC News 2

Nominated by Cuntsable Cuntbubble.

And on the subject of impartiality at the BBC, there’s this from Ron Knee

BBC Impartiality

…or the lack of it. The recent farce surrounding that cunt Gary ‘Voice of the People’ Lineker has once again brought the festering issue of impartiality on the part of the tax funded state broadcaster to the fore.

Now I see the Beeb as clearly biased. The problem however is that this bias is not forthright; BBCunts are not overtly partly political. No, the bias is more oblique, so they can hard to pin down on the matter. The Beeb is infested by Guardianistas; a self-regarding clique which sees itself as ‘progressive’ and ‘socially aware’, and which holds views that go down well when chattering at a dinner party in Islington, but aren’t readily embraced by the majority of the nation.

So Beeb cunts have an agenda which they push in a more insidious and indirect way in order to ‘educate’ the rest of us. Themes of diversity and inclusivity emerge regularly in the likes of ‘Dr Who’ and ‘Call the Midwife’. The underlying implication will always be ‘disagree, and you’re a gammon’. Coverage is subtly weighted in favour of mass immigration, is pro ‘asylum seeker’, pro-EU and anti Brexit (and often anti-British), in an to attempt to sway public opinion in a surreptitious way.

I loathe the British Biased Corporation with a passion that borders on being unbalanced, and I hope to live to see the day when it is defunded, and forced to compete in the real world. I fear that I won’t live that long.

‘So the Beeb’s biased then Ron?’. Christ, does my dick have hair on it?. Fuck the BBC, and fuck all the cunts who steal a living by sailing in her.

And another helping from Lord Cuntingford.

The BBC and the mythical “far-right”

I did love this article on the BBC “news” website. Apparently, a break-out of far-right activity at an LGBT event in Oz. However, look at picture:

Far from being far-right, they actually look like a load of asians, so I suspect it is more a Muslim-led protest. Which makes much more sense than any white supremacist protest. Oh dear – we can’t complain about the Muslims can we?

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