Katie Price (17)

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wasn’t this useless cunt supposed.to be financially and morally bankrupt.
How is this plastic pig getting away with all this crap bearing in mind how much and how many so owes money to.

This is just taking the piss, month long holidays, crazy surgeries etc.
we really hope her debtors who are many are not the type to want to see her in a wheel chair…oh hang on, maybe it would do her good

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Nominated by Fuglyucker.

50 thoughts on “Katie Price (17)”

  1. That may be so, but I think you’re missing the point here Mr Fuglyucker – she is a stunningly beautiful lady! Please bear that in mind when you all comment…

    • I’ve seen better looking trans cunts. That said I’d still have a go at her instead of a Trans cunt. That vag is so wasted I bet it looks like roadkill.

  2. I think she’s struggling and having to economise. That’s why she left Harvey at home so she wouldn’t need to pay a window cleaner when she returned.
    Incidentally the people she owes money to are her creditors, not debtors.

    • Harvey told her to cancel the window cleaner geordie, apparently he kept washing the nice taste off.

  3. Her community service should have been with the dogs Trust.

    Mind you,they may have confused her with a stray and put it down.

  4. She needs to take lessons in economics from Sparkletits. She knows how to whore herself out and make some proper dough. Markle rule number one…..never pay for anything yourself. Rule number two…….marry some rich ginger fuckwit.

    • Or like stick insect Beckham, freddy.

      Get a rich stupid husband that will let you squander money on your shit fashion hobby.

  5. I would wager KP and Gary Linecunt share tips on bare-faced brazeness and getting your own way, every time. And contrary to everything that is decent, right and just.

    I’d like to think it’ll all catch up with her, but she continually proves me wrong and every single time.

    Like Linecunt, this old hoooo-er can seemingly walk on water.

  6. I have found a new career for Katie – and for her cant’-do-nuffin’ pals Stacey Solomon, and Kerry Katonia – they can go and become working girls on the asylum seeker’s offshore ferries. Another slag who is partial to a bit of Islamic dick – Pixieballs Cooper can be their madame. Call it social work for those who are not too fussy.”Fancy a horrible time, dearie?”

    • Ironing board tits hasn’t got the time mr boggs.

      She still has a houseful of Syrian refugees from 2011.

      Sorry my mistake the mouthy cunt never fulfilled her promise.

  7. Aah, dear sweet Katie with her pussy looking like a wallpaper hanger’s paste bucket, full of Harvey’s mutant, ape-like DNA.
    I hope she dies of a drug overdose on the same day that Dylan Mulvaney commits suicide.

  8. Why wasn’t she drowned at birth?Vile spunk trumpet 🎺.Throw it under a bus.

    • You want to murder an innocent baby as it emerges from the womb?
      You are hardcore, EW!
      Pretty sure that not even Dr Josef Mengele was that extreme…

      • Oooh, I can feel an offer of ‘Behind The Bike Sheds’ from The Worcestershire Warrior, for his comment, eh, Mr Cunt-Engine!!

      • Well indeed, DCI.
        But maybe there’s some validity in EW’s thesis.
        As Katie Price was being born, the midwife pointed at her and stated “Look, there’s a cunt coming out of a cunt’s cunt!”

      • A rusty wire coat hanger would have saved humanity an awful lot of grief.

  10. I know it is a cop-out but she is in old parlance a fucking nut job or as the woke say has MHI .
    Hopefully her creditors will have her eating porridge for breakfast as she is taking the piss.

  11. She can still pull a gig coining in thousands of pounds, if she dropped a turd there would be cunts willing to pay to see it.

    I don’t see the attraction, her page three days are long gone, must be the fascination with, well who knows, but she will still be cashing in 20 years from now.

  12. I believe she has been discharged from her bankruptcy. Somehow she managed to keep her very expensive house in that process. I suspect that’s because it looks like a pikey rubbish dump inside so no one will touch it with a barge-pole.

    Got to admire Katy. She keeps on going. Nothing defeats her. She’s a true Anglo Saxon and the words of the Anglo-Saxon poet in the Battle of Maldon could apply to her – “Each mind shall be the sterner, heart the bolder, boobs the bigger, each our spirit greater as our as our strength lessens”. A truly heroic slapper.

    • Hit the nail MMCM, she appears to have an amazing ability to arise smelling of roses no matter what she does a veritable incarnation of captain Scarlet (kids tv show 70’s). Indestructible. Car crashes, drunk driving, bankruptcy, shagging a large number of pointless bastards, large amounts of surgery to tits, arse and God knows what else-she’s done it all and survived. Most people who go abroad for cosmetic surgery return with a few problems death being one, not Katie the girl is on fire Lloyds should get her into their next twat advert. Fucking indestructible that Katie as you so rightly state a true Anglo Saxon.

  13. She looked sensational after a 18 hour flight……. looks like a plastic pig to me. Why didn’t she take Harvey? Selfish bitch.

    • Fucking hell, you can’t take Harvey on a plane! He’s more used to grabbing them out of the sky from the top of the Empire State Building.

  14. Re – Surgery.
    Does anybody know if it’s possible to have a skin graft taken from one of my buttocks, to donate to a person who isn’t a relative..?

    Askin’ for a friend….

  16. She has very good accountants and she sucks off the judges.

    Allegedly.

    Maybe she just threatens the judge that she’ll tell Harvey that it was he who put the big padlock on the fridge and pantry?

    The judge knows full well his decapitated limbs would be tossed about the courtroom in such circumstances. Right before Harvey captures the jury in his hand then climbs Big Ben, with the RAF deployed to shoot him down.

  18. Interesting nom, it’s Not as thick, stupid and plug ugly as it looks. Clearly.

    What’s worse is the army of mongs that follow her on social media and lap up its every utterance.

    Mentals and headcases.

    Oven please Unkle.

  19. In fact, Dwight Yorke, despite being ugly (being rich helped), was a ladies man back in the day.

    I wonder if all that ended when the women knew he had dodgy spunk?

  20. I’ve reached the point where I’m almost starting to admire the old boiler. She sticks like shit on a shovel.

    My goodness tho, the miles on the clock aren’t half starting to show. Not a pretty sight.

    Morning all.

    • Morning UT, the Harvster could replace Kwasi Kwarteng.
      I doubt anyone would notice.
      Also, Sasha Johnson could replace Diane Abbott and make more fiscal sense.

  22. One day she’ll fall down a staircase as per the last scene of Death Becomes Her…

    And to quote a fellow cunter from a previous cunting, a woman who’s seen more Japseyes than a Datsun wing mirror, still holds true today 😁

  24. Aside from Price halfway toward looking like Zelda from Terrahawks, ‘mum-shaming’ sounds like a word invented by cunts.

  25. She mentioned that one of her more recent plastic procedures was an operation to tighten up her fanny.
    It’s now been reduced to the diameter of the Blackwall tunnel.

    • Haha can imagine they had to put up average speed cameras for that procedure..

  26. I thought the dirty whore was working in a bar in Thailand trying to make a quid.

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