Ben fucking Goldsmith

I’d like to nominate Ben fucking Goldsmith for a what-the-fuck-are-you-talking -about-you-old-money-globalist-cunt cunting please.

Ben fucking Goldsmith doesn’t like sheep and says they’ve got to go.

Presumably he doesn’t like the people who rely on them for their livelihoods either and thinks they should go also? Sheep are preventing the natural regeneration of the National Parks Ben Fucking Goldsmith says………. Really? Does this silver spoon cunt whos married to a Rothschild have any idea what the Peaks , the Dales, Dartmoor, Exmoor or The Lakes would look like if grazing was halted?? The fucking sheep have been grazing the National Parks for centuries. Since before the land was designated National Parks in fact. The landscapes every do-gooding eco cunt cooos over would end up looking like Terry Waites allotment in a few years.

This cunt has form already. Sat on the Board at DEFRA and used his influence to inflict fucking beavers on us. I live in a managed wetland you ivory tower cunt, the last thing I want is fucking beavers flooding me out of my shit hole hovel.

Ben fucking Goldsmith is the sort of eco loon nobody needs. He’s a tory that funds the Green party. Pick the bones out of that if you can. I can’t. What the fuck is going on. Nurse, 8000mg of the strongest shit you’ve got straight in my jugular please and make it fucking snappy will you?

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Nominated by Cunter S Thompson.

52 thoughts on “Ben fucking Goldsmith

  1. He IS a sheep, can’t fool me, Ben fucking Goldsmith. Brilliantly disguised, though!

    He’s also a cunt, and cried for days when foxhunting was banned, probably.

  2. I’m afraid all the Goldsmiths are eco-loons. Lord Zac Goldsmith (Ben’s brother) sits in the Lords as an Eco-loon. Carrie Johnson used to work for him and caught the virus, which she passed on to Bunter. Jemima Goldsmith, the sister, married Imran Khan. Their father, Sir Jammy Goldsmith, was a brick though – a solid eurosceptic and a founding member of the EU Referendum Party. Shame the children didn’t take after him.

    • Bunter caught the virus from his eco-loon dad, Stanley.
      Long before he met Miss Carrie.
      Probably the one reason she was attracted to the lying slob.
      Hard to imagine any other.
      Sick creatures, women.

  3. Posh rich boy spouts posh rich boy bullshit. Read the comments at the bottom of the article…….people who know what they are talking about calling him a know nothing cunt.
    Fuck off wanker.

  4. If I was loaded and living in the middle of nowhere, I’d just sit back and enjoy the tranquility.

  5. Hence the expression in Wales
    “I’m just going for a Goldsmith…”

    Try talking this shite on a shearing station in NSW,
    See how you get on you posh twat.

    How’s his bean counter family got their wealth?

    Slavery!! I bet.

    • ” I’m just going for a Goldsmith”

      Fucking Hell, Mis, I couldn’t get my breath for a moment, there.

      Haven’t laughed so much since Sis backed into a lamp post

    • I was just watching something that featured sheep shearing, looked bloody hard work. Good money though at $4 a sheep and up to 200 shorn in a day.

      • Was it Opal Hunters LL?

        I’ve a new lad working for me, a cheeky scamp and chatterbox.
        He said

        “Ever watch Opal Hunters?
        You look like the bloke on that.”

        I watched it out of curiosity, he was right!
        Rod Manning is my double, except about 2ft shorter.
        Anyway, I’m addicted to it now.

        I like the Aussies.👍

        https://images.app.goo.gl/aBpjU6kzK6FW9RPcA

      • That’s the easy bit. Cunts like me trying to bale up the fleeces, fucking hands covered in lanolin……
        Fuck me that was back in the 70’s.

  6. Just read the link
    This fucker even has a problem with sheep dips?!!

    We often queue with our towels for a go in the sheep dip in Hayfield!
    Without that we’d all have liver fluke, lungworm and hoove rot.😡
    The monster!

    It’s them llamas and alpacas I want gone,
    The foreign long necked bastards!

    Go back where you came from you panpipe loving, Andean goofy bummers.

  7. I’m surprised he doesn’t like sheep. He probably had to fuck one as an initiation rite at Public School.
    Most likely a better shag than the usual brain dead Hooray Henriettas.

  8. Why do I get the idea that someone will expose that he is a major shareholder of one of New Zealand’s biggest lamb producers?

    The overbearing twat should be talking about plastic and rubbish in the ocean and the hordes of gimmegrants costing us 7 million quid a day who are also littering up the place.

    Actually if you swap ‘sheep’ for ‘gimmegrantl’.in his Fail article, it starts making sense.

  9. So sheep have to go because they aren’t native to this country?

    Neither is teak or mahogany, so maybe I can come round and turn your furniture to kindling you posh prick.

    Wrap him in wool and stick him up Katie’s prices cavernous cunt as a tampon.

    • Speaking of Ms Price, the SNP’s membership numbers must be falling as fast as Katie’s knickers right now.

      • He should try concentrating on the rivers and water ways pumped full of sewage if he’s such a eco warrior.
        But then Toby from the golf club and uncle Herbie are on the board of the water company.

        I’m no tree hugger but I don’t like pollution.
        I want healthy rivers full of fish
        I want to keep green belt and national park land rather than let them build new housing for the dinghy rats.

        I think that’s just common sense.

        Right I’m off to glue myself to be M62!

    • He is an ignorant cunt – various native heathland and meadow . plants including orchids grow on soil grazed by sheep. The dung fertilises the soil and the grass being kept short means the plants don’t get choked , starved of light or flattened by long grass. There is also the benefit to insect and bird species who feed on those particular plants – it just goes to show that the views of cunts like this aren’t really about loving nature at all, just about controlling people they don’t approve of.

    • @Barry Z

      Sheep are not indigenous to Britain?
      Neither are Rabbits, Grey Squirrels or fucking Jewish wankers👎

  10. Tsk tsk, this nom is no good at all.

    When you start calling people called Goldsmith Globalists. It’s anti-semitism, that is.
    Ask LBC and the other liberal know-betters.
    You’re punching down, even if he is a toff

  11. Has he considered that lamb meat is the go-to for ragheads? What with the recurring avian flu ‘crisis’ the slimes will be forced to eat goats and camels, not a lot of those in this part of the world.
    Islamaphobe!

  12. ‘But yet this is not only the necessary cause of stealing. There is another, which, as I suppose, is proper and peculiar to you Englishmen alone. What is that, quoth the Cardinal? forsooth my lord (quoth I) your sheep that were wont to be so meek and tame, and so small eaters, now, as I hear say, be become so great devourers and so wild, that they eat up, and swallow down the very men themselves.’

    Sir Thomas More, Utopia.

    Source of the famous quote in late Mediaeval times-‘sheep are eating men’.

    • A very good analogy.

      They weren’t out of touch, unlike our current Government.

  13. Here’s more More (worth reading because it still applies)

    ‘They consume, destroy, and devour whole fields, houses, and cities. For look in what parts of the realm doth grow the finest and therefore dearest wool, there noblemen and gentlemen, yea and certain abbots, holy men no doubt, not contenting themselves with the yearly revenues and profits, that were wont to grow to their forefathers and predecessors of their lands, nor being content that they live in rest and pleasure nothing profiting, yea much annoying the weal public, leave no ground for tillage, they inclose all into pastures; they throw down houses; they pluck down towns, and leave nothing standing, but only the church to be made a sheep-house.’

    It took humans away from the land. No need for tillage anymore.

    • More More-

      ‘Therefore that one covetous and insatiable cormorant and very plague of his native country may compass about and inclose many thousand acres of ground together within one pale or hedge, the husbandmen be thrust out of their own, or else either by cunning and fraud, or by violent oppression they be put besides it, or by wrongs and injuries they be so wearied, that they be compelled to sell all: by one means therefore or by other, either by hook or crook they must needs depart away, poor, silly, wretched souls, men, women, husbands, wives, fatherless children, widows, woeful mothers, with their young babes, and their whole household small in substance and much in number, as husbandry requireth many hands.’

      More-

      ‘Away they trudge, I say, out of their known and accustomed houses, finding no place to rest in. All their household stuff, which is very little worth, though it might well abide the sale: yet being suddenly thrust out, they be constrained to sell it for thing of nought And when they have wandered abroad till that be spent, what can they then else do but steal, and then justly pardy be hanged, or else go about a begging.’

      • And unfortunately, got burnt at the stake, for his views.
        Sadly, Thomas More was not enobled, so didn’t qualify for the more humane ax.

  14. It was wool that was taken from young sheep that was used in the manufacture of the fastest selling, women’s two piece swimwear item ever, the lamb bikini….

  15. I’ve said before, the Eco maniacs want to return the UK to the Stone Age.

    They want us to drink our own piss and wear clothing garments knitted from our own body hair.

    Their goal is to harness humans serfs to wooden carts similar to those you see in Uzbekistan with old truck axles and flat rubber tyres – in order to transport supplies to their palatial gated guarded communities, where they can live their virtue signalling life looking out upon the poor down trodden masses safe in the knowledge they’ve done their bit for climate change.

    It’s happening, it’s why they are installing cycle paths all over the land.

  16. Beavers 🦫 are smelly cunts (no ,not those ones)
    They chop down trees and their filthy dams destroy the upper reaches of rivers where truly noble and endangered fish like the Atlantic salmon and sea-trout need to spawn.
    There’s also some woke lefty faggoty “academic” at Exeter University who is very pro the introduction of these vandalous vermin to our rivers because he ( like that unspeakable bastard, Packham) no doubt thinks that they’re nice and cuddly and fluffy.
    Hope they get their unwashed nobs gnawed off,

  17. PS: family name was changed from Goldschmidt.
    All the money in the world won’t buy back your foreskin you utter bagel-bender.

  18. They decided a local country park had too much bracken and introduced a variety of animals including large horned bovines, which means the park doesn’t look like it used to and you couldn’t let the dog off the lead. Wankers.

  19. Another eco loon, wants the point of reintroducing Beavers when according to the gods of climate change most of the U.K. will be underwater by 2050 or whatever.
    Fucking find something that builds boats would be more sensible. Surely somewhere in the World there exists a shipwright weasel or something.

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