Natasha Crown’s Arse

I’d say that having an ambition in life is generally a good thing. Some people might want to travel the world, write a best selling novel, become a millionaire, or climb Mt Everest. It might prove to be unachievable (I can’t see Salma Hayek falling at my feet any time soon), but it can keep you going, and it doesn’t hurt to dream.

But some people have an ambition that can best be described as ‘odd’. Take the case of one Natasha Crown, from Sweden. Natasha’s ambition is, er, to have the world’s biggest bum. Indeed such is her desire to fulfil her dream that she has spent well over £100k on surgery, which strikes me as peculiar given that loads of people spend wads on procedures to reduce their size and weight, not add to them.

Fair do’s I suppose, it’s her money and her body, and I can appreciate the fact that a certain sort on this esteemed site will be foaming at the mouth. But personally, I have to say that her charms are lost on me, and on a good many others by the sound of it, given that the she owns to the fact that she hasn’t been in a relationship for seven years. ‘I scare men’, she moans.

Well I’m not so sure that all blokes are actually scared of you dear, I’d guess that there are those who’d love to give you a go. It’s more the case that most of us just have understandable concerns about getting out from under and living to tell the tale.

Bottom line (no pun intended) is that a huge arse just ain’t a good look. No indeed. I’d seriously have another think about things if I were you.

https://www.tyla.com/life/woman-worlds-biggest-bum-men-scared-276838-20230213

Nominated by : Ron Knee

London Politics – What really matters.

‘Emergency meeting held after East London councillor ‘repeatedly misgendered’

Yes, a Green councillor, you know the ones who are even loonier than Labour councillors, has been cruelly misgendered.

”Councillor Danny Keeling, who uses they/them pronouns, left last month’s full council meeting to “cool off” after the council’s chair, Cllr Winston Vaughan repeatedly referred to them multiple times as “he”.

And out HE flounced.

They/Them is not a correct use of grammar to refer to one person. Cllr Vaughan is undoubtedy a he. However in the fantasy world of the prevert misgendering is a hate crime. Never mind the running of the London shithole of Newham. This is far more important.

The Labour councillors should be ashamed of themselves, if that’s the right pronoun.

It’s a fucking disgrace.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Men are useless cunts.

This afternoon’s cunting of women got me thinking ?.

Mrs Everyonesacunt is way more rounded and better grounded than I. She weighs things up , quite a bit before coming to a conclusion or opinion, unlike myself who jumps in size 11,s at the first thing that pisses me off.

And the truth is she is often as not wrong . A calm measured approach to a problem is far better than a all guns blazing approach that I sadly adopt.

Managing the finance side of a relationship for example! If left solely to me then I would buy 20 cases of beer and a hundred tubes of smarties every month on pay day. Honestly I would. Thankfully she ensures this doesn’t happen.
(So just the 10 cases & 50 tubes then? – NA)

Take the bedroom for another example. Women don’t get brewers droop or need a blue pill when they get to a certain age. Men , all of my mates of similar age and myself find that it helps.

Therefore men are indeed, at least at times , fucking clueless useless uncaring impotent cunts.

Nominated by : Everyoneacunt

Daniel Kebede, new head of the National Education Union.

This hard-left, hate-filled agitator claims that the teachers strikes are about taking back control from a ‘brutally racist state’. Presumably the same racist state which has allowed the cunts at the NEU to vote this cunt as their new leader.
Funny, everyone else thought it was about the money.

MSN Link.

According to this prick, ‘the education system is a little Englander, white-saviour narrative which is institutionally racist etc…’
There’s also a cunt in the above link by the name of Lucy Preston and as that’s the type of loony teaching today’s kids, this country surely has no future.

Oh yeah, the NEU are also cunts for voting him in.

Nominated by : mystic maven

A quick off the blocks nomination for the International Olympic Committee.
In their wisdom and with no pressure or influence from the wokewankery they have decided that at the next Olympics we’ll be watching people breakdancing their way to a gold medal.

‘Instead breakers will take to the floor in pairs in Paris, “battling” head-to-head and upping each other’s moves to take home a medal.’

What’s next?
The 500 yards with a nicked 60 inch TV on ya back hurdles?

Will we see Team GB parading with the National Stabbing Team?

What value will a Gold Medal have when some dildo has just received his Olympic Gold medal for spinning around on his head and wriggling around like a worm? Well worth years of dedication and sacrifice……not.

Even worse for the women. Not only do they see their medals devalued, some of them probably won’t have a chance to win a medal as so many second rate male athletes magically switch genders to become super-fucking-woman in women’s events.

Wonder what fuckery will be next to become worthy of the Olympics?

Bbc news

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.