A quick off the blocks nomination for the International Olympic Committee.
In their wisdom and with no pressure or influence from the wokewankery they have decided that at the next Olympics we’ll be watching people breakdancing their way to a gold medal.
‘Instead breakers will take to the floor in pairs in Paris, “battling” head-to-head and upping each other’s moves to take home a medal.’
What’s next?
The 500 yards with a nicked 60 inch TV on ya back hurdles?
Will we see Team GB parading with the National Stabbing Team?
What value will a Gold Medal have when some dildo has just received his Olympic Gold medal for spinning around on his head and wriggling around like a worm? Well worth years of dedication and sacrifice……not.
Even worse for the women. Not only do they see their medals devalued, some of them probably won’t have a chance to win a medal as so many second rate male athletes magically switch genders to become super-fucking-woman in women’s events.
Wonder what fuckery will be next to become worthy of the Olympics?
Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.
A steamroller rally would be good. Linekunt, Vhine, and O’Shitehead all tethered to posts 100 yards from starting line. Three rollers approach them slowly… VERY slowly. Their pathetic, wasted lives will flash before their eyes in about 10 seconds, but over and over. OF anyone escapes their tether, a woodchipper is also on hand.
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The Ghost of Fred Dibnah approves wholeheartedly 👍
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Why not a wanking contest and to see how far a woman can squirt ?
Wasn’t it the great Jonathan Miller CBE for the arts, who once said there would be Olympic Fucking in the future.
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I did try and “stick a pin” in as many Cuntries on the map, as a young man. (African and South Asian Cuntries excluded, obviously)
In this Cunters experience, Filipino, German, Italian, Korean and Spanish girls, take some licking😉👍
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There used to be a television game show here in Spain.
It was a good few year’s ago and I can’t remember the name.
Contestants were made to stand on narrow poles, blindfolded.
A young bull was then released into the ring.
He would charge around smashing into the poles and knocking the contestants off who would then have to leg it before getting gored.
The last person standing on their pole was the winner.
Now that’s an Olympic sport!
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Are there extra points if you break dance wearing oversize trousers with no belt?
Are they allowed to use a flattened cardboard box for floor moves?
Can they dance to music with explicit lyrics?
I’m anxious to see what “sport” is allowed next. Maybe air guitar?
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