What has this country come to, when members of the public riot because the police (allegedly…at the time of writing) were trying to prevent crime, apprehend two young scrotes and regain stolen property?

Yes, apparently in Ely it’s ok for two little shits to break the law, but fuck me it’s not ok for the police to try and apprehend them. In doing so, these scrotes decides to try and evade arrest and in doing so killed themselves.

I have fuck all sympathy for these apprentice criminals, but I do have sympathy for the police who it would appear are not expected to solve or prevent crime in Ely. I bet if some pisshead was knocking his wife about or fiddling with his 8 year old daughter they would fucking want the full force of the police to do their job immediately and throw the book at him……but if you try and get back stolen property, then that is deemed a prevention of income for these shits and is bad form.

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Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

A cunting for the little shit known as Mizzy.

He is a kid who records ‘pranks’ for his Tiktok following of slack jawed nihilists and imbeciles.

The trouble is these ‘pranks’ are all sinister in how they play out and usually breach the law. He has filmed himself asking people in the street if they want to die (including a young woman alone at a bus stop)
He has recorded himself in librarys tearing up books (perhaps out of genuinely resentment) and walking into peolles homes, for which he has been arrested.

He’s not alone, and this kind of nonsense has been going on for years (happy slapping, anyone?) but he is a current and domestic example.

The trouble is, these wanker-prankers seem to be engaged in oneupmanship for clicks, a few have been beaten up and one of them has already been shot. I’m not worried about them obviously, but the toll their abuse takes on the unsuspecting victim.

Here’s what Leo Kearse has to say about it.

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Nominated by Cuntamus Prime, seconded by Chuff Chugger.

Is a cunt.

There seems to be a lot of trans snowflakery being reported lately; you know, trans people throwing a hissy fit, or even punches, when they reckon they’re being mis-gendered, or simply when others don’t accept their point of view. Things appear to be getting out of hand.

Take the recent incident which occurred at a Starbucks at Southampton, where an employee got aggressive with a woman customer for committing the unpardonable error of not immediately grasping that he was a ‘she’. The worker yells ‘you’re transphobic’, claps its hands repeatedly in her face, calls her a ‘Karen’, and then tells her to ‘get out’. This before getting into an altercation with the person filming the encounter.

Now I’ve said on here before that as far as I’m concerned, anyone can identify as a lamppost and stand around in the street all day if that’s their thing. What they can’t expect is that everyone else will buy into their delusion, or even understand the situation immediately. In short, they need to learn to wind their necks in.

To Starbucks’ credit, this unstable individual was given the tin tack, and an apology was issued. I’d say that the aggressive twat got off likely. On another day, it might have found itself chewing on a knuckle sandwich. This of course would only have served to reinforce its sense of grievance and victimhood, however gratifying it may have appeared to the rest of us.

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Nominated by Ron Knee

Another late spring, and once again Scotland Yard senior officershave solved the problem of where to spend this summers holiday – another month in Portugal.

Just as surely as the first cuckoo of spring, the story of this unfortunate child crops up late every May:

You can be sure her entitled, boorish parents will “demand” both a meeting with the Chief Constable, and also “demand” that Scotland Yard’s four finest will be despatched to “clear up the mystery once and for all” – for the 16th year in a row.

Her parents were clearly tight as a snare drum not to pay for baby sitters that night in May 2007. Now if still alive (which I very much doubt) Maddie would be about 20 – time enough to return to the bosom of her family, should she choose so to do.

Frankly I suspect the story ended in the early May of 2007, yet we keep having to endure these expensive investigations because Mr McCann and his snooty cutie of a wife won’t face up to the truth. They lost their child because of their negligence. She must be assumed lost and gone, and it is time this pair of fantasists were told so. I wonder if old ex- BBC duckie, Clarence Mitchell is still taking money for being their PR man?

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Nominated by W.C. Boggs.

(She disappeared in 2007 not 1997 and has just turned 20. I’ve corrected the dates – Admin)