Suffering From Technofear


There has been a lot of talk recently about the dangers posed to the human race by artificial intelligence. Although it’s possible that machines may eventually take over from people, it’s unlikely to happen in the near future. The scientists say that 99% of all living species’ that have existed on Earth are now extinct, so why should anyone believe that human beings are nature’s ultimate creation and will always be the dominant lifeform? We are alive as a result of other species’ dying off so it would be fitting if we were responsible for creating the species that replaces us.

I don’t have a problem with this, in fact I see it as one more predictable example of natural selection. The benefits to the planet itself would be incalculable because decisions would be based upon logic rather than greed. For instance, wars are started by humans who are small in stature and are desperate to feel powerful, or who for decades have nurtured an irrational sense of entitlement. Can you imagine Italian machines saying ‘we don’t like these French machines, they’re a bunch of cunts, let’s wage war on them’? It’s called artificial intelligence, not artificial stupidity.

Everything considered, I think it would be a good thing. Unnecessary pollution would become a thing of the past, all known diseases would be eradicated except perhaps rust and metal fatigue, and their numbers wouldn’t be allowed to increase to unsustainable levels. Those of us panicking about their chances of survival can relax, it’s not going to happen in their lifetime. I wouldn’t care if it did.

Unfounded Fears Link.

Nominated by : Allan

Barcodes On Postage Stamps


As of August 1st 2023 most first and second class stamps (excluding commemorative stamps) will contain a barcode which must be kept with the stamp.

Why are they doing this?

“The move is part of the Company’s extensive and ongoing modernisation drive and will allow the unique barcodes to facilitate operational efficiencies, enable the introduction of added security features and pave the way for innovative services for customers.”

Bollocks. It’s so you won’t be able to send a turd in a parcel to your MP or MSP without them knowing where you bought the stamp, and from that they can work out when you bought it and the person that purchased it. Another nail in the coffin of our civil liberties.

https://www.royalmail.com/sending/barcoded-stamps

Nominated by : Anton Pillar

Dead Pool [299]

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who has won Dead Pool 298 by picking the prolific film and Television actress Sarah Lawson who has died aged 95 from cancer.

On to Dead Pool 299

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come and first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Politicians’ Spouses


Unelected, whining about non-issue pet crusades and under the illusion that because they are married to the cunt who has actually been democratically elected, they should be listened to and given a platform, the politicians spouse.

The First Lady of the U.S actually has an office in the White House plus staff to promote this bollocks. First off, apart from fawning CNN reporters and opinion pieces in the Washington Post, nobody gives a flying fuck what Michael Obama or Hillary Clinton think about climate change, gender equality or foreign policy. No cunt voted for you! Stick to waving and shaking hands or talking to some Democrat bootlicker on daytime TV about the wallpaper in the Oval Office.

Over here we have had Carrie Symonds, the entitled millennial wokeflake wife of Boris Johnson who had a say on who he was hiring in his office and probably had a hand in the insane net zero policies the govt have adopted. Maybe she promised to do him up the arse in a George Osbourne mask like his Oxford Bullingdon Club days? Miriam Clegg, Sally Bercow to Cherie Blair…non can keep their yap shut for long on everything from Brexit to Iraq to saving the polar bears or anything else that requires their expert opinion.

Oh for Denis Thatcher who knew how to shut the fuck up and let Mrs T do what she was elected to do.

“I wasn’t absolutely too sure where the Falklands was, and I didn’t want to make a bloody fool of myself.”

Quite so old boy, have another G&T.

Here is Bill Burr’s take on it.

Youtube

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Genesis Pre School Hull and Grandad’s Pride


This piece of perversion, featuring drawings of gays in bondage gear, has been handed out to kids aged 4 at this school, and no doubt others too.

It beggars, or should that be buggers belief that this vile shit is being peddled to kids of that age, or any age to be honest.
The school refused to apologise to outraged parents and defended it by claiming that the children would not understand the images.

The perversion was written by some creep called Harry Woodgate, he’s a cunt too.

telegraph

Nominated by mystic maven.