Politicians’ Spouses

Unelected, whining about non-issue pet crusades and under the illusion that because they are married to the cunt who has actually been democratically elected, they should be listened to and given a platform, the politicians spouse.

The First Lady of the U.S actually has an office in the White House plus staff to promote this bollocks. First off, apart from fawning CNN reporters and opinion pieces in the Washington Post, nobody gives a flying fuck what Michael Obama or Hillary Clinton think about climate change, gender equality or foreign policy. No cunt voted for you! Stick to waving and shaking hands or talking to some Democrat bootlicker on daytime TV about the wallpaper in the Oval Office.

Over here we have had Carrie Symonds, the entitled millennial wokeflake wife of Boris Johnson who had a say on who he was hiring in his office and probably had a hand in the insane net zero policies the govt have adopted. Maybe she promised to do him up the arse in a George Osbourne mask like his Oxford Bullingdon Club days? Miriam Clegg, Sally Bercow to Cherie Blair…non can keep their yap shut for long on everything from Brexit to Iraq to saving the polar bears or anything else that requires their expert opinion.

Oh for Denis Thatcher who knew how to shut the fuck up and let Mrs T do what she was elected to do.

“I wasn’t absolutely too sure where the Falklands was, and I didn’t want to make a bloody fool of myself.”

Quite so old boy, have another G&T.

Here is Bill Burr’s take on it.


Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

96 thoughts on “Politicians’ Spouses

  1. This is what comes of 24/7 media. When it was a daily paper and a couple of news bulletins a day they had to pick carefully what was reported. Now they will report anything. Often the spelling and grammar is worse than that used in one of my comments.

    The pointless drivel on news sites now is startling. The peasants who existed pre the printing press and literacy for the masses were probably better of lf.

    • Well, Six, I’m convinced that most of the online news content is either

      Made up
      Recycled shite from months ago
      Trawled from Twatter, YouFool or FaceFart

      And edited by two giggling 8 year old.

  2. Hillary. ‘Gutsy’. You would need a very strong stomach or guts to get through it
    The pomposity on show…out of this world.
    I always sthought she had a bit of nous about her. But no not at all.
    The usual ‘Strong independent confident women./ shit ..so she speaks to Kim Kardashian.
    Not one ordinary person.
    Poor OLD Hillary She thinks tagging onto the new Feminism -which promotes porn and whoredom really will keep her relevant.


    • Fuck me, that looks fucking awful! A load of self absorbed Wimminz talking absolute bollocks. Watching that would make me ill.

      • There’s only 8 episode you Wimp. And that’s just the first season.

        one of the heroically strong women she interviewed is Cardi B. Poor fact Hillary didn’t know the words for Wap. But she said thatCardi was a strong confident woman anyway.

        Feminine in Hillary’s day used to talk about the economic situation of women. How they could be more empowered. This is the voice of a modern empowered woman.

        Here is a taster if her lyrics-

        ‘Beat it up, n—a, catch a charge
        Extra large and extra hard
        Put this p—y right in your face
        Swipe your nose like a credit card
        Hop on top, I wanna ride
        I do a kegel while it’s inside
        Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
        This p—y is wet, come take a dive
        Tie me up like I’m surprised
        Let’s role play, I wear a disguise
        I want you to park that big Mack truck
        Right in this little garage
        Make it cream, make me scream
        Out in public, make a scene
        I don’t cook, I don’t clean
        But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)

        Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me
        Quick jump out ‘fore you let it get inside of me
        I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I’m ’bout to be
        I run down on him ‘fore I have a n—a running me
        Talk your sh–, bite your lip
        Ask for a car while you ride that di– (while you ride that di–)
        You really ain’t never gotta f— him for a thang
        He already made his mind up ‘fore he came
        Now get your boots and your coat
        For this wet a– p—y
        He bought a phone just for pictures
        Of this wet a– p—y
        Pay my tuition just to kiss me
        On this wet a– p—y
        Now make it rain if you wanna
        See some wet a– p—y’

        the end.

      • Oh dear that sounds awfully like that ghetto stabby cacophony that you might here coming from a passing drugs car.

  3. I would’ve had a ride on Cameron’s wife fifteen years ago and woken her up to some magnanimous action. The dirty, posh Remoaner.

    Not now, obviously.

  4. You can only but guess at the sensual excitement each of those women poses by having each one. Instead of personality, I’d have to go straight for sexual contact, by having ones cock nestling inside them, looking for that sensational one whose minge is like having your knob stuck in a jar of worms.

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