‘The Great British Bake Off scraps national-themed weeks after criticism’

Yes, half a dozen loonies were offended by ‘Mexican Week’ so from now on all food weeks must be British. This despite the fact that most of last year’s intake were foreign, and they have shipped in a fat, untalented black person to fill a quota.

Cultural appropriation, innit. It’s a good job our highstreets and back streets only have traditional chippies and pie shops.

Mexicans are now safe from exploitation.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

 
Children’s books and the nonsense that is being instilled. Whether this particular example or wokism or unscientific trannyism.

”Stonehenge was built by black Britons, a new children’s history book has claimed.
The illustrated book entitled Brilliant Black British History, by the Nigerian-born British author Atinuke, says “every single British person comes from a migrant” but “the very first Britons were black”.
Readers of the newly-released book are told that Stonehenge was built while Britain was “a black country”.”

Well, that explains why Africa is so advanced, technically and socially. Why Nigeria leads the West in scientific innovation.
I suppose this entitled black with a chip on her shoulder couldnt quite fit black slaves into the story so decided to cut out wicked whitey all together. And of course a black skin would naturally take to living in Europe 1000s of years ago.
Oh, and it’s a picture book so blacks can enjoy it.

One way or another, they are coming for our children.

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Nominated by Cuntsable Cuntbubble.

“We’re going to crack down on the the benefit cheats and scroungers!”

Audience stands and cheers.

“We’re going to fuck up the criminals and lock them up for donkeys.”

Audience stands, claps and cheers with wild abandon.

“We’re going to stop all these dirty, thieving immos coming in and sucking the lifeblood out of this country.”

Audience stands, claps and cheers and old ladies wet their drawers with excitement.

Look up any Conservative Conference for the past 20 years, rinse and repeat.
Your shout Cyril! Double brandies all round old boy!

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

Some twat called Dale Houghton has been identified, charged and convicted (awaiting sentencing) of a “public order” offence after he “mocked the death of football mascot Bradley Lowery” at a match between Sheffield Wednesday and Sunderland on Friday, October 29th.

Sky news

Where do you start?

I’m not condoning mocking the death of a young boy. Houghton’s actions were crass, insensitive and offensive. But is that really a public order offence worthy of jail time? I get that it would have been upsetting for the family, but it’s not like this kid just died. It happened in 2017. A relatively small number of people directly involved would have been upset and offended. Fair enough. Is that justifiable grounds to send someone to prison though? Is this not just another example of “hurty words” and cancel culture?

If this oik can be identified, found, charged and convicted in 3 days, it shows plod can actually do something useful in double quick time. How do they then explain why it takes them never to find proper violent career criminal thugs and bang them up?

If offensive chanting at football grounds results in charges and convictions, why isn’t the red half of Scouserpool in jail for mocking the Munich air disaster? Why isn’t the red half of Manchester in jail for mocking the Hillsborough tragedy? Why aren’t thousands of Chelski fans in jail for making ‘hissing’ sounds at Tottenham Hotspur’s ground in reference to the gas chambers which murdered untold numbers of Jewish people? (The Tottenham area has a large Jewish population)

Maybe the authorities have been super quick to clamp down on this because it involves a young kid (Bradley Lowery was 6 years old when he died). OK, then. A few weeks ago Chester fans were chanting about Lucy Letby at a game versus Hereford where the baby killer is from. There was some “outrage” and “shock” in the very scant reporting of this, but where was the 3 day turnaround in identifying, finding, charging and prosecuting those involved taunting about someone who had killed babies? Hmmm.

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Nominated by : Imitation Yank

Oh lawdy lawdy. Ol’ Caterpillar Eyebrows is back, to irritate us once more with another book on the Royal Family.

Yes, the Sussexes’ Arsewiper-In-Chief has written the *sniff* eagerly awaited new bombshell tome ‘Endgame’. Apparently (and with ‘unique insight’), this will offer ‘a penetrating investigation into the parlous state of the Royal Family’, exposing ‘the disfunction and distrust at the heart of the British monarchy’.

Well fancy that. I imagine that confidants of the Royals have been just falling over themselves to pass on the ‘exclusive revelations’ promised by Scoobie Doo. No doubt Hazbeen and Migraine will also have slipped the wax-faxed cunt a few bits of damaging detail as part of their on-going p.r. war with the Windsors; throw in a heap of speculation and scurrilous tittle-tattle to stir the pot, and Scooby will think he’s got himself a money-making blockbuster. Money, of course, being what this is all about.

Since the Royals will surely apply their ‘never complain, never explain’ policy, we’ll probably never know the actual bottom line regarding any assertions Scobie is seen to make once the book has hit the shelves. I’ll add that I don’t really care all that much one way or the other, having long regarded the Royal circus, and the Markles in particular, as a terrific source of public entertainment.

What I do despise however is another attempt by this creepy little shitweasel to fund his latest round of Botox with a cynical cash-in against an opponent he knows won’t retaliate. Still, I’m sure that the cowardly lap-dog’s mistress will be well pleased, and throw him another bone.

Waterstones Link.

‘Endgame’ by Rabid Scabies; soon to be available at a remainder store or charity shop near you.

Nominated by : Ron Knee