‘The Great British Bake Off scraps national-themed weeks after criticism’
Yes, half a dozen loonies were offended by ‘Mexican Week’ so from now on all food weeks must be British. This despite the fact that most of last year’s intake were foreign, and they have shipped in a fat, untalented black person to fill a quota.
Cultural appropriation, innit. It’s a good job our highstreets and back streets only have traditional chippies and pie shops.
Mexicans are now safe from exploitation.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Why do black people wear shirts and trousers???
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They could put a Nike sticker on their chest and a zip on their winky and say they’re wearing skinny black jeans and black Nike t-shirt.
Wouldn’t know any different.
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Just simply ask them to behave like their ancestors.
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On second thoughts, it might be safer for them to wear some kind of attire, to make sure they’re not there just to be eaten.
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Because it makes them look sophisticated:
https://images.app.goo.gl/wHM68uGmcwvEftrv8
This fellow is up in court for mugging a honkey.
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What do you call a black man in a suit.
….
Defendant.
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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?
Because their knee-grows.
Hat, coat, waddymelon.
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What do you call a black man holding a shotgun ?
Sir
What do you call a Blackman not holding a shot gun?
Anything you want
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Cultural appropriation of the worst sort.
Grass skirts and animal skins if you please.
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I wouldn’t be caught dead eating Mexican food.
It’s for fuckin peasants.
And only contains
Cheese
Ground beef
Kidney beans
Chili’s
Every meal .
It’s got 39 names for the same meal.
And I certainly wouldn’t eat anything a sootie had had their twix like fingers in.
And that includes Winnie Mandela.
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Atr Tex Mex only once. Nearly died when my arse exploded. . 5 days on a drip.! Fuck foreign shite !
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We had a texmex takeaway about 15 years ago. 6 or 7 different dishes, all looked different, all tasted the fucking same with the same texture. Never bothered again.
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Yeah i’m like that with English food.
Gravy
Chips
Something in batter.
Fucking shite isn’t it.
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But least Sunak has said ‘ A man is a man and a woman is a woman’. Perhaps we are embarking upon the long journey back to sanity.
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The joke fell flat?
What joke, that beaners are lazy violent drug dealers. The only time they move fast is when they see a gap I the border fence..
Good luck getting the cakes to the table with that land whale Hammond hovering about..
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The fat black woman who is one of the hosts should be as far away from cake as possible, maybe she counts as two presenters.
Baking cakes on TV, what a pile of absolute boring crap.
Make it interesting with traditional African baking, mud pies and bat shit cake.
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She used to bigger
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Three presenters 😂
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And barbecued bush rats still dripping Lassa fever
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Alison Hammond should be kept well away from cakes.
She’s got one leg in the grave as it is.
Suppose it keeps the flies away from the baked goods
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Alison is keeping it real, she’s from the gateau…sorry ghetto.
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An her mamma cried 😂
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Don’t talk crepe.
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She’s a meringue otan.
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‘Cause if there’s one thing that she don’t need
It is another hungry Hammond to feed
In the gateau
(In the gateaux)’
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In African week, was paul Hollywood in a large pot over a open fire?
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The missionary position?
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Oh, so this crap is on Channel 4 is it? The go to TV station for the professionally-offended Islington soy latte Guardianista. Well what did they expect? A few clowns with nowt better to do were bound to scream ‘racism’.
I’m never one to offend the Mexicans. This evening I’ll be watching The Magnificent Seven again. I love the end when Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen and the lad shoot all the little fuckers. Marvellous. It’s not racist, honest.
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I like watching Zulu for the same reason.
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Do they allow brownies in the bake off?
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Fat chiggen guzzling John Rambos are seemingly in vogue right now.
In fact, Fat Francis Biggers are the new sex symbols apparently.
Me? I am sick to fucking death of seeing fat black blubbering bints advertising underwear on advertising boards and fat cunts like Lizzo getting ‘celebrated’.
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You want authentic Mexican food? Cross the border with the drugs and guns hidden in your child’s buggy and eat at Taco Bell. All paid for by Uncle Joe. Then onto Chicago or New York for a swanky hotel, more Taco Bell, money in your pocket and it’s all fucking free!
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Well here’s hoping porker Hammond loses a foot to diabetes after scarfing all those sweet treats down..
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Cooking programme are a pile of cunt. That wanker Jamie Allover is particularly gruesome with his mockney shite. Gary Rhodes is dead. So is the drunk cunt who sounded a bit like a hoarse Nigel Farage. Ainsley Harriott can fuck off.
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https://thequacksoflife.blogspot.com/2006/10/packaging-error-or-is-it.html
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The only one of them I like is that cunt Gordon Ramsay
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British Bake off should only be for white older women and in a village hall or rural church
Not some fuckin chimp wearing bed linen,
Or stinky cunt from Asia.
And no ducky types either.
Sorry but I don’t want to eat your vanilla slice after you’ve been wanking off police men in a public toilet.
Sorry for being fussy.
And definitely no tranny monsters either
You freaky cunts are the wrong side of the oven
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Off topic
That crank Michael Fabricant,
Him with the wigs.
Well he’s turned orange.
He looks fuckin ridiculous.
He should be looked into.
He’s definitely suss.
Get his hard drive checked,
And dig up his patio.
He’s beyond eccentric.
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He needs a spray on suntan to get a top job in the government, they have all shades of brown but no orange.
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Evenin’ MNC. Fabricant looks like a cross between Jimmy Savile and a bottle of Lucozade. The doolally twat.
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He looks like a umpalumpa with HIV
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He’s more of a whoopsie than Siegfried and Roy together.
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It’ll not be long off before any bacon is banned and the main course is cannibalism.
What a bunch of overpaid puffs.
Bake them in oven.
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I quite like Mexican scran.
You can’t top a decent burrito and my fully loaded tacos are to die for.
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Mrs. Yank likes my fully loaded taco.
I bet she does, I bet she does. Nudge nudge wink wink.
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I’m all for it.
And whilst they’re at it, they can remove the word British from the title as well.
I don’t want my country represented by a bunch of dark keys, park keys, trannies, Mel whatsherface, Paul I wank off to my own reflection Hollywood and other assorted shite.
Lowest common denominator television for wimminz and arse bandits!
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Off topic, but the Kloppenfuhrer has thrown his toys out of the pram yet again.
There is going to be no end to this shit.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67003386
Fear not, Norman. Klipperty Klopp and his respectful, humble and gracious club will be the subject of a cunting very soon. Watch this space – NA.
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I watched Diego Maradona documentary last night.
Fuck me, politics in sport started a long time ago.
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Never watched it so don’t give a shit.
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Here is the menu for the North Korean version of the `bake-off` TV show format …
🐞
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I know ‘Bake Off’ gets a bad rap, but I do think it used to be good. Mrs. Yank and I are currently watching some old series on DVD, back when the balance and chemistry of the presenters was spot on.
Paul Hollywood – being a wind-up merchant and putting the bakers off their stride. Cunt.
Mary Berry – doddery old soul, who likes a drink and knows a truck load about desserts. Wish she was my grandma. I’d be round hers for cake every fucking day!
Mel & Sue – yeah I know, couple of lezzas, but their banter and willingness to help the bakers in times of stress was well placed and added so much to the human aspect of the show.
The odd suntan and bender did slip through the net, but they behaved themselves and their inclusion didn’t come across as an exercise in box ticking. Over the series (on BBC) the show did become more woke to the point some effnik actually won it. A British baking show where bakers bake some traditional British fare and an effnik somehow managed to beat….umm….errr…..actual British people. Really? Fucking really? The show had jumped the shark by then and the subsequent shower of shit presenters have taken it down to depths previously unimagined.
I don’t watch it anymore, but those first several series were really quite good, fun and quirky in a very uniquely British kind of way. This latest ‘uproar’ is just mental. Celebrating different nationalities with wit and humour as part of baking their traditional dishes – oh the shock and offence. What utter bullshit.
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then really it should be renamed ‘bake off.’ if I’m honest, it annoyed me that they kept doing bakes from other countries. have no problem with the contestants being different races but the bakes SHOULD be good old British recipe’s.
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I love home baked food.
From a steak and kidney pie to a little fairy cake.
Scrumptious.
An it’s posh church ladies that do it best an farmers wives.
I’ve never heard of ethnics baking?
Deepak swarmi from Bradford’s vindaloo pasties?..fuck that
Shola Mtembe umbongos monkey skulls in short rust?
Fuck that.
Is that a pube I just choked on?!!
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No one seems to say fairy cakes anymore? Maybe the poo pushers think its offensive?
I refuse to say cup cakes, its just not cricket.
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Take it easy cup cake, it’s just a cooking show..
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Never!
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Evening MNC…c’mon, you must love a curry?
Any man who doesn’t love a curry surely rides sidesaddle and likes bicycling, electric cars and listening to Coldplay.
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I honestly don’t like any spicy food Thomas.
I don’t eat curry
Chili or any of that shite.
Obviously I’ve tried it,
But I don’t like it .
Nearest I get,
About once a year I’ll go wild!
Have curry sauce on my chips instead of gravy.
That’s it.
I like traditional English dishes .
Like pot noodle.
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Mmmm, curry sauce and chips, brilliant idea.
I’m going to have that tomorrow.
Wonder if Rishi Sunak’s wife squirts curry sauce out of her brown flaps when she gets sexually excited?
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What the bombay bad boy flavour?
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Meat and potato pie, with Hendos, to die for, with mushy peas.
It’s a Yorkshire thing.
Although we have managed to convert Youngers house elf, he’s from Darlington, otherwise known as The Land That Time Forgot.
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Off topic, my aplogies..but I see Rishi Sunak’s wife introduced him to the stage at the Tory party conference.
Disgusting.
An unelected bud bud ding ding WEF plant introduced by another unelected bud bud ding ding nepo-billionaire.
They’re literally pissing in our faces and laughing.
I’d love to mow them all down with a Bren gun.
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You make a bold statement Thomas,bravo sir.
However I’d have to start with a roof collapse at the opening of the Scottish “parliament”..brought on by the Sunak private jet flying into it at 500 mph.
Now that would brighten any cunts day.
Potentially a Bank Holiday.
Fuck the lot of them.
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I’d like to mow them down with a combine harvester.
Run Rishi !
Run !
Good evening.
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The was a black contestant on the Great British Menu on ITV a few years ago who included a photo his dead visibly black mum with his dish just so the judges would realise.
Obviousy he won his round.
Haven’t watched it since.
Master Chef usually allows one to stay fr a few rounds, before they have to go home because they start looking foolish serving up jerk chicken to michelin starred chefs and the food critic of the Observer and Times, who decide it’s ‘colorful, playful.’
Like a 3 year old made it.
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He would of also had a picture of his dad, but he didn’t hang around long enough to pose for a photograph..
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They Call it the Great British Bake off but I bet most of them do it through Gritted Teeth
They Despise the name ‘British’ because they see it is as being Steeped in Colonialism and Slavery
Why don’t they stick to their own version of Dog Shit Cuisine
Of Dog
Wankers
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May their mother’s forever suck dog cocks in Hell.
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My gran used to bake amazing stuff.
Truly great stuff 👍
She’d piss on those cockjockeys on Bake off.
Nowadays my poor old gran is in heaven and I have to go to Ainsworths the Bakers in Stockport.
Magical👍
A huge egg custard between me and the dog and a potted beef cob❤️
Fuck foreign muck like spaghetti hoops
Get to a proper bakers.
Tell em I sent you
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There’s a local bakery that does sausage rolls, pork pies, egg custard tarts, cherry bakewells, flapjacks near me and the sausage rolls are fantastic. Not like these mass produced things filled with pink mush.
They do hot cross buns earlier in the year and the smell is amazing.
Like being a kid again going to pick out a Saturday morning treat.
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I love buns…….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRzbCpVMRY8
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me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4
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I remember that one.
Not seen it for yonks.
What a laundry contract that would be.
Evening Harold.
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Evening Jack.
The main dancer in that in the black leotard, I fancied her for ages.
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Didn’t we all ?
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I like to squeeze a pair of baps.
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And nibble a muffin
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I remember my mum baking when I was little. It might seem terribly common but I used to be allowed to get a spoon and eat the left over cake batter.
Happy times.
Same with being allowed to choose a meringue snowman with marshmallow filling from the local cakeshop on a Saturday morning occasionally.
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My mum still bakes.
And we make apple pies from the apples in my beautiful garden.
Nowt better than coming home in shit weather and walking into a kitchen to the smell of home baking.
I’ve been to Sheffield today.
The bastard’s have a clean air zone!!😡
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Alright MNC ? 👍
I made an apple crumble with some apples off a neighour, today.
Me and Ethel had a bowl full each, slathered in custard after we’d had our fish and chips.
Tomorrow, I’m going to have some with vanilla ice cream and cinnamon 😋
Living the dream.
LOL.
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Evening Jack, sounds good,
Being wise men we know how to live.
Simple pleasures.
A baked apple pie
A tax free Friday
A nice pint of mild
A dog
Don’t need fame
A gay sportscar
Turkey teeth and a face lift.
We’ve cracked the meaning of life.
And it’s best with custard 😁
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Not many pubs serve mild now ☹️
Not many barmaids know what a brown bitter is either, or a Manns bitter.
All you get is a perplexed vacant state.
It’s a fucking disgrace.
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Stare. Not fucking state.
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Can I lick the bowl out?
No, flush the chain like everyone else.
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They should’ve opened a cafe called “Kettle calling the Pot”. Missed out on a roaring trade there. Especially with a roaring fire fire under a large pot and dancing round it naked. Home from home.
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