Zoe Cohen and Just Stop Oil (7)

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You will have seen these thespian bellends are playing up again. It’s about fucking time these cunts are given a fucking good shoeing off the people they are pissing off on a too frequent basis.

The Zoe Cohen tart was on Sky giving it large on how many kids are going to die, and why aren’t you protesting to the interviewer.

Zoe people are struggling to make a fucking living while your fellow arseholes are making them late for other more important things to fucking do.

The courts should make the fines large and eye wateringly painful financially. It’s the only way these cunts will get the message.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Cold Callers at My Door (2)

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Cunts who turn up on my front door to ask for my money or my vote when I’m trying to relax, need executing.

Sorry no link admin, as this is a general life experience cunting.

Charity cunts. Political cunts who only want to talk to you at voting time. Sales cunts. Listen, you cunt, if I was going to spend 10 grand on a new kitchen, I wouldn’t organise it with some random twat who knocked on my door. And disturbed me in rare moment of peace and quiet.

No, I suggest a new law to the house. No knocking on doors for charities, sales cunts and yes, politicians. I am no longer polite to any of these cunts. They all get told to ‘fuck off’ and get a door slam.

Leave me alone you cunts!

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

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Helpful link provided by: Minge Juice Bottler

Wimminz Football Experts

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Not exactly a new theme this one, but I refer cunters to the issue of wimminz and football once again.

Consider Alyson Rudd, former player with Leyton Orient Ladies, qualified coach, referee and football journalist. So Alyson must be about as knowledgeable as it’s possible to be about the beautiful game..

Writing a preview of the forthcoming Sheffield United v Newcastle United Premiership match on 24th September, Alyson gave us this insightful gem:

‘Heckingbottom’s side ought to be able to trouble and annoy Newcastle United in today’s match at Bramall Lane.’

Furthermore:

‘…he is blessed to have hard-working players capable of decent levels of defensive organisation to prevent leaking too many goals.’

The game ended Sheffield United 0 Newcastle United 8.

Hey Alyson, stick to your knitting pet.

The Times

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt 

Dead Pool [306]

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Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted that former England captain ,World Cup winner and Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton would be the next to pass away.Charlton was 86 and had suddered from dementia in his final years.

On to Dead Pool 306

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come firat serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who picks the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless the have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Xahra Saleem aka Yvonne Maina

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Isn’t it nice, heartwarming even, when a cunt gets caught.

This particular cunt was one of the organisers of the Bristol ‘riot’ leading to the toppling of the Colston statue.

Xahra Saleem, real name Yvonne Maina has been done for fraud, basically thieving crowdfunded cash. After initially pleading not guilty she has (I assume her lawyer told her to change her mind to get an easier ride) she has pleaded guilty.

I just hope the judge gives her the maximum sentence available but I fear it will be a suspended, well she is blick so gets a free ride (bound to be extenuating circumstances)

BLM cunt

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by : Sick of it