other cunts available on request.

I live alone, and although I still wear the same size clothes I did at 20, I’ve noticed a slight thickening of the belly area. I put this down to an over-reliance of ready prepared meals, and decided to try to cook more.

So I looked about, and found this. Well, the first God knows how many are puddings, cakes etc. When you go a little further in, there’s meals, with meat, that have 5 ingredients, except for the salt, olive oil and ground pepper.

Excuse me, are they not ingredients?
What are they then? Road maps?
Directions on how to assemble an IKEA asbo bookcase?

He’s a fucking annoying cunt.

jamieoliver.com

Nominated by Jezum Priest.

A ‘turkeys vote for Christmas’ cunting for the those strange groups of people calling themselves ‘Queers for Palestine’.

It seems to me that in the bizarre world of culture wars and identity politics in the West, social justice warriors tend to see issues in simplistic terms; you’re ‘an oppressor’, or you’re one of ‘the oppressed’. It’s a binary choice, with little or no attempt to consider the nuances or complexities of a given situation.

So the thinking goes that alphabet ‘community’ members are ‘oppressed’. Palestinians are ‘oppressed’. Ergo, in an absurd conflation, ‘queers’ must be ‘for’ Palestine. Never mind the fact that if you were actually in Gaza, an admission of being ‘queer’ would likely bring down on yourself a proper kicking at best from Hamas, and at worst, an invitation to your own torture and death. You’d probably be looking to flee the very place you’re expressing solidarity with. Oh, the irony.

I don’t know, maybe it’s me, but I’m sitting here thinking ‘what planet do these people live on?’. It ain’t planet Earth.

Reason News

Nominated by Ron Knee

Carol has many assets, some of which I would like to strip with both hands. She has a brilliant mathematical mind and has filled many a wank bank for years.

All those positives apart her recent vomit inducing venture into virtue signalling is as laughable as it is emetic. A mathematical “genius” who has made a living shilling for loan sharks. After Tony B Liar legalised advertising by these scum suckers she didn’t see a huge problem developing, she saw an opportunity.

Vorderman then spent years assisting the separation of desperate and/or stupid people from their money and their homes with usury interest rates, in collaborating with these bastards. All done in order to line her and their amply full pockets.

Did her huge intellect not prod the last relic of her minuscule conscience when seeing interest rates in triple and quadruple digits advertised on daytime TV?

Seriously she expects us to believe that she has had a damascene conversion brought on by the government sinking nearly as low as her?

Go jiggle your ampleness on ice or eat some fucking bugs if you need a career revival and stop with the self righteous bull shit. You spent years demonstrating your ability to go low enough to limbo dance under a snakes bollocks while wearing a top hat.

We remain unconvinced by your recent application for sainthood.

BBC News

Nominated by: fatjon

Another helping of Miss big fake tits below by Pontius Cuntus.

Carol Vorderman Is A Cunt Aint She
All the gushing over this saggy titted trollop by the usual suspects. Alan Carr and that other bender Joe Lycett telling her how strong she is for sticking to her guns on the Government.

BBC Radio Wales fucked her off for breaking impartiality rules. Well hopefully the BBC will tell that big eared twat Linicunt to fuck off as well.

Now don’t get me wrong about the shower of shit we have in charge of the country but I dread to think what it is going to be like under Kweer Starmer. Why do celebrities all think they know what is right for the country, and why are they all leftie wankers.

The old Dr Who, Dame Kelly Rugmuncher Holmes, the presenter of Drag Race, fuck me i don’t think there is a straight one amongst them. anyway have a read below.

Bbc news

(Get your best crusty sock ready for the 11am nom – Day Admin)

Yesterday (11th November) a footballer named Raphael Dwamena died after collapsing on the pitch.

This, of course, is extremely sad. However, what struck me was the fact that he had been explicitly told by doctors to retire from playing because of his heart condition, yet refused to do so.

He even collapsed previously in 2021, and even THAT wasn’t enough of a wake up call to get him to quit.

Because he made the selfish decision to keep going, his parents are now left without a son. RIP to the lad but, as cruel as it sounds, he only has himself to blame.

CNN

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt