People With Food Allergies

To be clear: I absolutely empathise with anyone who has an allergic reaction to a particular food. Must be a right bummer.

However, my issue is when one of them, who has an allergy, then go on to buy a sandwich or order something off a menu and trust the proprietor to label it with the correct ingredients or supply adequate warnings.

BBC News

If I had a condition whereby a humble peanut could kill be outright within a few minutes, I wouldn`t trust a single cunt in the food business. They couldn`t give a shit.

Also, when these cunts travel on an aeroplane or train and enforce a comestible security zone around themselves so others are unable to enjoy a salty treat are also utter twats. Stay at home and make your own fucking sandwiches, you selfish CUNT!

Nominated by: Sam Beau

Jumping To Conclusions

 

can be a cunt however, often first instincts are correct.

We all do it from time to time. We all reach conclusions based on unwarranted, or insufficient information; what our American friends often term a ‘rush to judgment’.

I bet a lot of you out there in IsACland did just this when news of a vicious chemical attack in London began to break, with several people being injured when a corrosive substance was hurled at them.

‘Ah-ha!’ I bet you said. ‘Pound to a penny that the alleged perpetrator is named Mohammed, and he’s recently relocated from Shithouseistan!’. Well ha bloody ha, you’d have been wrong. Turns out that the individual with his name currently in the frame is not called Mohammed at all. It was later confirmed that his name is in fact (wait for it)… Abdul. Abdul Shokoor Ezedi to be precise. And no, he’s not just here from Shithouseistan either; in fact it appears that he came down from Noocassel to commit the act for which the Old Bill, at the time of writing, are still looking to feel his collar.

Why aye man. Turns out that after all, they’re hunting a local boy, with a bootiful British name. When they catch up with cunt (which they may or may not have done by the time this nom potentially gets posted) they should also add ‘having an offensive haircut on his person’ to the charge, the rat-faced fucker.

So that’ll learn yer. Don’t go jumping to conclusions about, well, you know who types.

Daily Mirror

*Addendum*

It just gets worse. The cunt’s a nonce.

The Sun

Nominated by Ron knee.

Alina Joseph


Alina Joseph is the mother of drowned black 13yr old Christopher kapessa.

Christopher drowned in the Welsh river Cynon whilst larking about riverside,
It’s unclear if he slipped, fell or was pushed in by older kid Jayden Pugh.
A white Welsh kid.

Now the Welsh are historical pushers,
Known for it!
Pushing, tripping, knocking, they’ll do it.

Pugh claims he fell into Christopher and he went in the river by accident.

Christopher might not of been wise in playing near water,
As he couldn’t swim ( surprise!)
His mum didn’t seem to see the need for swimming lessons?
He doesn’t appear to have a dad (surprise!)

Anyway, Welsh plod are now being attacked by anti racism campaigners and ms Joseph saying that if a white kid had gone in the swanny and a black kid was present they’d treat it more seriously.
She claims as a black single mum in the valleys she’s a victim of institutional racism.

No one seems to have asked her does she feel guilty for not learning him to swim?
Or what she was doing while he was hanging about next to a river?

Daily Fail

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

Thangam Debbonair MP


Apologies in advance for another political cunting, but here is the case of an ugly raddled man-woman dripping with self importance and virtue signalling.

A woman whose very name should see her prosecuted under the Trades Descriptions Act, Thangam Debbonaire, a Labour wimminz of course.

This arsewipe seems to think children should be taught about “white privilege” – a fucking liberty considering this ugly cunt benefitted from an All Women’s Shortlist, and changing her name from “Singh” (her dad was a Tamil), to Debbonaire but still plays the race card when it suits:

The cheek and entitlement of Starmers party of shitty cunts passes all belief. Christ help us if this idiot becomes a minister. She even makes Angela Rayner seem vaguely fuckable.

Independent

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

Dead Pool [313]

Congratulations to George W Bamboo who correctly predicted the death of A Place in the Sun Presenter Jonnie Irwin who has died aged 50 following a three and a half year battle with metastatic lung cancer.

On to Deadpool 313 .The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next .It is first cone first serve.No duplicate picks allowed and you can always steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapqping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed.

5)Hits are rewarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.