Oh dear, the wheels are coming off the electric car. Only the deluded wokeists are buying them now. I wonder why.

Well here’s Green Alliance with the answer. No, I’ve never heard of them either, but apparently it’s a ‘think tank’ demonstrating a remarkable inability to think. Falling EV sales are all the fault of Mr Bean for some article he wrote for the Grauniad, according to the great minds at Green Alliance.

So nothing to do with the price, rate of depreciation, cost of insurance, limited driving range, lack of charging infrastructure, charging time, domestic charging being impossible in nearly half of UK homes, battery fires that can’t be extinguished and the environmental catastrophe resulting from cobalt mining by child slaves in Congo.

Never mind. Green Alliance chose the right forum to air their views – the House of Lords, where one assumes those present were all either comatose or dead.

Daily Express

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

There seem to be loads of them about the town nowadays. Wasters aka scratters, ratbags, jakies, toerags and scutters.

They’re easy to recognise. Likely they’ll be wearing something like soiled trackies and grimy trainers, and they’ll display a distinct lack of familiarity with soap and water. They’ll often wander about rather haphazardly, with a wasted, vacant expression, suggestive of persistent use of drugs and drink. By nature their behaviour is anti-social; they’ll never have made a positive contribution to society, and never will. With them it will always be take.

I have no compassion at all for these scruffy nuisances, and I’m therefore very happy to see any of them get a bit of their just desserts for once, especially when it involves a bit of ‘scrote on scrote’ action. Allow me to share with you the following heartwarming episode.

The location is Hull, where a couple of tossers have attempted to board a school bus by using the emergency door opener. An argument breaks out, with the male of the genus ‘cuntus scrattus’ squirting liquid at the driver and calling him a cunt. A child on the bus is heard to state ‘he spat at him in the face, the little tramp’. After attempting to board a second time, the scuzzer and his female companion then stand in front of the bus, gesticulating and shouting at the driver.

Enter stage left ‘Scooter Man’, a bald, one-legged geezer on a mobility scooter, initially hailed as ‘a hero’ for tackling the two cunts when they get back onto the pavement. Our Action Man repeatedly yells ‘get out of my town you cunts’ while punching the male in the mush and running over the female. Hilariously, she holds on to her mobile phone and continues speaking while pinned under the scooter;

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The icing on the cake however is that it turns out that bald, one-legged ‘Gangsta Grandad’ is a notorious trouble-maker himself, with a rap sheet of convictions for anti-social behaviour, inc. a nine-month spell in the slammer for affray. Perhaps he might take his own advice, and get outa town himself.

Absolute comedy gold I’d say. If these useless cunts are going to be a persistent drain on society, the least they can do is provide us with a bit of entertainment. Go on, have a look. I think it’ll warm the cockles of your heart on a cold night.

Daily Mail

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Once again, Wales leads the way.
Get this you bigoted English cunts.

‘Wales to get its own currency and ditch the pound under radical new plans’

Yes, it has all been set out by Plaid Cymru leader Rhun ap Iorwerth. And no, I haven’t made that name up. Mr ap Iorweth is a visionary for us Welsh cunts.

Once free of the shackles of the UK Wales will blossom. A job might be created and we could stop Birmingham stealing all our water, returning the Elan valley to it’s former glory as sheep fields.

Stick Rishi and SirKweer up your arse. Rhun is the man for me.

MSN News

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(On the understanding of no more funding from England’s Treasury! – Day Admin)

Are we really that stupid and are they really that desperate?

This Shower of Cunts really just show pure contempt for the average Joe bloggs, not that long ago the Shiny dak was pulling the knife out of Bozos back and now this ……

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Look at the pair of CUNTS in that picture, what would you like to do to them……..???

Nominated by: Paul

(A little on the short side.See Rule 3 on the noms page. But we’ll let it through this time – Day Admin)

Earlier today I put a comment on the latest Lineker cunting, saying just how insufferably smug the jug-eared cunt is. I hope you’ll indulge me as it’s set me off on one about Smug Bastards in general, or ‘smuggies’ as I call them.

You’ll all have encountered them on your journey through life; those pricks with a conceited, inflated sense of their own worth and importance, and who aren’t afraid to let you know it.

Not unexpectedly, these self-regarding twats have an eye for any hint of the limelight, which is why the world of ‘celebrity’ and ‘personality’ teems with them. By way of easy illustration, I offer a few examples from my own extensive list of Smug Cunts I’d Like To Punch Repeatedly.

Let me see now… there’s Stephen Fry, Madonna, Owen Jones, Justin Welby and Ian Hislop. They all ooze smugness, and their heads are so far up their own arseholes that they must love the smell of their own farts. To this cast of extreme undesirables I’ll add ‘Doctor’ Tessa Dunlop, James O’Brien, ‘Shouty Shola’, Yasmin Alibaba-Brown and Emma Thompson. They can’t resist condescending to give us their opinions on anything under the sun from their little corner in the public eye, whether we actually asked for them or not.

Needless to say I could cunt on for pages on this theme, but you get the idea. I’m not over-fond of arrogant, self-righteous airheads. On the basis that a picture’s worth a thousand words, I’ll close with some images of the Duchess Of Smug herself, the one, the only Meghan Snarkle. Here she is bless her, preening away embarrassingly in front of the cameras at some event, resisting attempts by the organisers to get her to shift out of the way. To paraphrase the ghastly Rachel Zegler, ‘smug, smug!’

Oh well, at least they give us a few laughs at their expense in this miserable world. It’s not all bad.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee