It would appear that ex Premier League footballer Joey Barton has ruffled a few feathers with his recent comments regarding the abundance of under qualified women working as pundits within the men’s game, plus the obsession with woke box ticking.

Joey Barton was a mediocre top flight player and isn’t/wasn’t exactly the nicest fella in the world either but he’s certainly getting a free pass from me on this subject.

ITV predictably defended his attack with a load of moralising and virtue signalling empty phrases to which Barton hit back with a crisp Philip Schofield and the underage boy volley.

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He likened the ITV “pundits” Eni Aluko and Lucy Ward to Fred and Rose West because they’re basically murdering football coverage

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In the hope of a swift counter attack – lightweight outside left Jeremy Vine, waded in to the action by questioning whether Barton had a brain injury because he was spewing some uncomfortable truths and disagreed with woke bollocks.

Barton immediately won the challenge leaving Vine in a crumpled heap before slotting it home by telling the over paid pampered left winger his fortune.

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Hat Trick.

Express News

Joey – you may well be a repugnant character at times but anybody who speaks up and says what the majority are quietly thinking thus pissing off these diversity obsessed nodding dog disingenuous media cunts in the process – is ok with me.

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

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And seconded by Norman

And Gary Neville is a pussywhipped woke cunt.

He defended ITV (who he doesn’t even work for!) and their wimmin pundits by trying to justify women talking infinite babbling jabbering blabbering crap on televised football with the most ridiculous bullshit, even by his standards.

Neville claimed that his daughters have been watching Salford City for ten years. And that their opinions on the game are insightful and expert. So, that makes it OK to have bints like Eluko talking shit? Yeah right.

First of all, some overprivileged young girls yapping on about a fourth rate Mickey Mouse tin pot club is hardly the same as television coverage of the World Cup or the Premier League.

Second, I would hardly call watching shite like Salford City any basis for any kind of football expertise. Therefore, Neville’s comments are fucking laughable, and not for the first time.

And finally, Gary Nev hates these stupid fucking wimmin ruining the game as much as the rest of us. He just doesn’t have the guts to say it and he is scared of losing points and favour with the woke mob and his Sky paymasters. Soft bastard, always was. He’s still got the shit stains on his keks from when Patrick Viera ‘bullied’ him.

Sport Bible

Incidentally, I have been watching Manchester United FC for 49 years, home and away and all over the world.

But do I expect to be put on telly and be paid to give my opinions on the game? Do I fuck. So sod off, Neville.

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And here’s a late entry from Barry zuckercunt.

Joey Barton ” bit of a cunt himself ” compares two female commentators to Fred and rose west,and triggers social media meltdown.

OK not a great comment, but to be fair this country has no sense of humour anymore..

ITV post a statement on X condemning him and then turn off replies and comments.. now I wonder why?

And you ask who the hell is Stuart Andrew? Our sports minister, nice work if you can get it. Apparently these are dangerous comments!

Yeah stick to comparing a legitimate government “OK a shit one” to Nazi Germany but don’t you dare criticise box ticking tokens..

Why Mp’s are getting involved when this country is spiralling into the toilet.

Sensible people are sick and tired of listening to the minority complaining about the most trivial of things..

Personally I would definitely tune in to Fred and rose west commentating on Cheltenham vs forest Green rovers.

”Well the striker buried that one”

Daily Fail

Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s astrologist Ron Knee reporting. Well, I think that we can all agree that 2023 was a right cunt. In order to see what will be in store for us in 2024, I’ve taken a peek into my crystal tit, and can confidently make the following predictions as to how we’ll fare;

*continuing strikes and bad weather will savage the UK, causing chaos and bringing the country to its knees. We’ll be struck by a cost of living crisis, which of course could have been avoided but for Brexit

*the Royal Family and the Markles will be sensationally rocked by a series of utterly unexpected scandals and revelations

* the normally reclusive Carol Vorderman and Amanda Holden will surprise the nation by suddenly flashing a bit of tit and thigh in the media. Katie Price will make a number of expensive trips abroad for cosmetic surgery and holidays, in between court appearances regarding bankruptcy proceedings

*the NHS will be plunged into an unforeseen crisis, with flu and Covid bringing the service to its knees

*the FA Cup and the Premier League will be won by a team wearing red. Or blue. Or possibly white. In Scotland the league will be won by a team wearing green and white. Or possibly blue

*’EastEnders’ and ‘Casualty’ will surprisingly return to our tv screens. In ‘Corrie’, octogenerian Ken Barlow will be murdered in a staggering case of poisoning in t’ Rover’s Return

*Wars will break out in the Ukraine and Middle East. And possibly elsewhere, like Africa maybe

*Nicola Sturgeon and her husband Peter ‘it wasnae me guv’ Murrell will be arrested again, as ‘Operation Branchform’ officers begin a new investigation into the loss of £6.49 from the SNP’s petty cash, and £4.25 from the tea fund

*a number of elections will occur around the world. In Russia, Vladimir Putin will poll an astonishing 99% of the popular vote after mass arrests and the sudden disappearance of a number of opponents. In Britain, a snap election will see a bunch of cunts elected, while in the USA, an elderly man will become president.

*Christmas will arrive on December 24th.Yoko Ono will discover a previously unknown demo of a John Lennon song. Macca will find a bit of Harrison guitar left over from the ‘Let It Be’ sessions, and he and Ringo will do a mash-up to produce the Christmas number one

Oh, and of course, IsAC will go from strength to strength; after all, it’s a case of so many cunts, so little time. A cuntin’ good New Year to one and all.

This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Who he?

Well young Olly has been chosen to represent the UK at the ultra camp wankfest that is the Eurovision Song Contest in Sweden next May. I’m sure that like me, you’re delighted by the fact that the lad’s not only on the other bus, but has promised to represent our nation in ‘the gayest way possible’.

Now ain’t that just wonderful? The absolute dog’s bollocks if you ask me.

But wait, the plot thickens. Auntie Beeb (who I assume chose the cunt in the first place) is now coming under pressure to drop him after his accusations that Israel is ‘an apartheid state that practises genocide’. Why oh why can’t these so-called ‘celebrity’ types just keep their opinions to themselves?

So unless something gives, Little Dolly Daydream will be sharing a stage with Israel’s representative come next May. Must be a bit of a nightmare for the show’s organisers, who claim that it’s ‘a non-political event that unites audiences worldwide through music*’. No shit.

Mmm… methinks that there could be some high-jinks in Malmo next year. What fun.

*is that what you call it?

Independent Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

A mother of all cuntings please for the Mother of All Cunts, Paula Vennels (no, I’m not putting that illegitimate CBE at the end of her name).

What she did to those poor postmasters is nothing short of fucking despicable, and something which even Blofeld would be sickened by.

She knew the software was faulty, yet STILL lied through her teeth and willingly ruined the lives of hundreds of people – thousands if you count their families – in order to preserve her own job.

She happily deprived children of mothers, fathers, and grandparents all because she didn’t want to face the consequences of her own incompetence. How dare she. How fucking dare she.

Sky News

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

And on the same topic there’s this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Met Police.

Ineffective generally but they do recognise a bandwagon when it needs jumping on.

BBC News

”Post Office scandal: Met Police investigate potential fraud offences”

I have known about this for years. It has been around and in the public sphere for a decade. It should have been investigated then, but it takes a TV ‘dwama’ to finally get these timeserving cunts to act.

Perhaps there should be a ‘dwama’ about knife crime and criminality in fucking London to get them to act. It would also save producers from crowbarring black actors into historical dwamas because there would be plenty needed for actual realism.

And Guzziguy has his opinions on this Horizon disaster

Not sure where to start on the comprehensive clusterfuck that is the Post Office Horizon computer cockup. Installed in 1999 with doubts about it, a quarter of a century later we have the mother of all turd/fan interfaces.

Questions were raised by Private Eye , Computer Weekly and some MPs many years ago yet it took a fucking ITV drama to get the wretched business taken seriously by the powers that be- ie debated in Parliament at length.

Doubtless, Ed Davey, Keir Starmer and many others will claim that they were mislead but the fact remains that many ‘important’ heads must roll.

 
Now that I’ve turned 60 I have already noticed a few tram lines on my face, along with the the ubiquitous grey hair on my head (although fortunately I still have a full head of hair and far from becoming a total slap-head!).

But I have also noticed hairs up my nostrils, eye brows and inner ears. Now I always thought hairs on one’s body came during the puberty years of teenage angst. Hairs and zits were the order of the day, along with wet dreams thinking of Sally James going down on Felicity Kendall.

But it would seem nasal hair has been biding its time for an additional 40 odd years and only now has decided to sprout, along with its friends the ears!

Nasal hairs are a cunt because for me at least they tickle, as well as become quite visible to others. I usually just pluck the fuckers out, which is a bit painful,. But then after a few weeks the fuckers grow back again!

Getting old is a real cunt when things start to fail on you, but sure enough nasal hairs will just add to your angst as you poke a finger up there trying to placate your irritation while others think you’re picking your nose!

Nominated by Technocunt.