Mental health is a cunt.

A few years ago now someone, somewhere in the establishment decided to start peddling “mental health” as a good wheeze to excuse criminal, perverse, just plain stupid behaviour or any form of failure in life.

I’m not clear why this is but I suspect like most things it comes down to money, either folks building a career on this bollocks or the government saving the cost of keeping these bastards in the slammer to prevent them being a nuisance to the rest of us.

Just been a programme on the telly featuring people complaining they have low mood, depression, anxiety, panic attacks etc. One hearing voices and diagnosed as schizo but as he is a young black man then it’s in his DNA so no useful treatment available anyway.

Reminds me of my late mother’s opinion on first hearing the term post-natal depression; “We didn’t have this in my day. It hadn’t been invented.”

The Guardian

Link is to the Grauniad but remarkably appropriate I think. Worth reading.

(Umm. Due to ment’l elf we forgot to add the author to this nom! – Day Admin)

I used to half-enjoy Channel 4’s “Big Fat Quiz of the Year”, mostly because of Jimmy Carr.

But this year’s quiz was ruined by having this drooling spac appear on it. You might think that having a genuine pudding-brain on telly might afford a bit of light amusement, but no – she even fucks that up by being impossible to understand and utterly unfunny.

It’s not entirely her fault, one supposes; it’s genuinely cruel of C4 and her handlers to push her in front of an embarrassed audience. They know full-well that she’s as funny as a brain haemorrhage.

But then she’ll undo any initial sympathy by “hitting out at ableist trolls”. By which she means anyone who finds her unfunny and awkward.

Fuck off Mong the Merciless, you ruin any programme you’re shoehorned into

Daily Fail

Nominated by Thomas the Cunt Engine.

(You can’t fool us, mate! You fancy the arse off her/him/it/whatever! – Day Admin)

Last night I was at my friend Big Al’s house when his daughter turned up.

She brought with her a plastic carton bearing the legend ‘Pot Noodle’, containing an assortment of dried items including noodles (obviously) and vegetables, which are re-constituted by the simple expedient of adding boiling water and stirring.

I must admit that my stomach turned when I viewed the contents of the pot, which to my mind had the appearance, not to mention the smell, of pigswill. In spite of Big Al’s remonstrations to the effect that said product, while seemingly innocuous, contained a large amount of unhealthy fat, salt and ‘flavour enhancing’ E-numbers, his protest fell on deaf ears, and was consumed with relish.

Apparently 240 pots of this slop are consumed in Britain EVERY MINUTE. Add to that all the ‘convenience’ junk food churned out by the likes of McDonalds and KFC and necked by the ton every year.

Then have a look at all the grossly obese lardbuckets waddling around, that’s when they’re not crushing the life out a mobility scooter because they can barely walk at all.

They say that you are what you eat. That, my friends, is very, painfully apparent.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

 
are cunts.

Hi all, I would love to cunt foreigners who go to other foreigners countries and moan about the country that they are visiting, I have travelled to Italy on numerous occasions, i love Italy for it’s food , history and culture, however, I have spent the last week in Rome and all other nationalities are content with visiting Rome, apart from guess who?

The fucking Americans, they have moaned about the food, the weather, the transport, the fact it’s not hot, bearing in mind it’s late December, and shops not taking dollars, ffs Rome is over 3000 years old, and I have been to Sicily in august and have the same situation, when tourists come to London they put up and shut up, Americans should never leave their own country.

Nominated by Sidthesexistsforeskin.

These cunts want to ramp up the licence fee by almost 10% (or £15) from the current £159 to £173 per annum next April.

The government, and in particular Culture Secretary, Lucy Frazer, has responded by an almost-but-not-quite “fuck off you greedy cunts!”

The BBC defends the rise after the fee was frozen for two years due to the pandemic, energy and cost-of-living crisis. But Frazer said that people are still struggling to feed and heat themselves without the added problem of paying more for the licence fee.

There was a drop of over 400,000 licence renewals last year, most of these were legitimate, although the BBC/Craptia did pursue over 1000 weekly cases of licence evasion.

The government also suggested that people have far more choices now, especially with catch-up and recorded streaming (neither of which need a licence unless watched via Iplayer).

The BBC’s Royal Charter ends in 2027 and the licence fee may be replaced with a more modern alternative, including subscription, or an additional tax added to the Council Tax, Income tax and benefit payments.

The BBC replied by saying it is looking to save money and offer value for money in these changing/challenging times.

Yeah, well we all know where they can start with their savings … don’t renew the contracts of their so-called superstars like Lineker and news-readers for a start (don’t sack them or make them redundant otherwise they’ll get a massive pay off)

Sky news

Nominated by Technocunt.