Dancing is a cunt. (Or “Dance” as it is called by the posers.)

Of all the pointless pastimes some people waste time and effort upon, dancing must be near the top of the list. What a load of old wank, what an exercise in futility! It gets exposure on the BBC out of all proportion to its interest to the licence payer, but then it’s hardly unique in that respect.

All normal people are left cold by the antics of the performers on “Strictly Come Dancing” throwing themselves about as if they’re having a fucking seizure or they’ve just got across two phases on the mains, but I get a strong impression that the BBC feel it’s somehow good for our souls to see such shit.

Shouldn’t be surprised I guess as they seem to think their shit-order soaps are high art. One area I find particularly unsettling is the young, sometimes very young girls who are sent to ballet lessons.

The people who teach them seem dangerously similar characters to the various sports coaches that I always taught our kids to avoid.

Eric Juneau Books

Nominated by: arfurbrain

A Czech national ( so that’s his real name?)

Originally entered the UK legitimately, as we were in the EU, but almost immediately started to commit crimes. After his first custodial, he was deported.

He came back, using false documents, and not by dinghy of the back of a lorry, but on a scheduled flight!

Rinse and repeat. He is now in prison again and will be deported for the 5th time. His defence lawyer referred to his multiple crimes as “low key offences”, well she would, wouldn’t she, and that he is a father and grandfather to multiple brats, which is why he keeps coming back to the UK.

Well, how’s about next time he’s on the plane home, he’s accompanied by his extended family?

Go on, fuck off, we’ve enough criminals here already, thank you.

Lancashire Telegraph

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

As 2023 ends (it might be 2024 when you read this) an old cunt of long ago heads his ugly year yet again. Former PM and controller of his mini-me Starmer, Blair had a ripping wheaze in 1998 (and it wasn’t TB). He wanted to move Wimbledon football club to Belfast.

BBC News

Does that shit-eating grin on his face really signify that the man is a mental deficient – or – more likely in Pansy-man’s case – who greased his palm to have the effrontery to suggest it?. How much was in it for him?

We all know Blair – anything for money. He would be prepared to take a 50p piece from AnalEase Dodd’s filthy, stinking unwashed cunt provided he got to keep it.

To think this closeted motherfucker might be “ruling” as again next year by proxy. The Queen is dead – long live the queen.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Rural Affairs Correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today I’m in Charnwood Forest in Leicestershire, where local residents are up in arms about a plan to site a giant solar energy farm in the area. I’m joined by Mrs Brenda Tosspott, spokesperson for local campaign group ‘Over My Dead Body; No to the Solar Farm’. Thank you for joining us”

“We’re not having it, and that’s that, sure as my name’s Brenda Tosspott. The developers can fuck right off”

“But surely this is a good move, aimed at reducing dependence on fossil fuels, and helping to fight against global warming”

“Well of course we all want to fight climate change, just not do it right here in our neck of the woods. It’s the wrong scheme in the wrong place. We’re all against it”

“Isn’t the truth of it that you’re all just being NIMBYs?”

“Naturally we’ll be called that, but this is an area of outstanding natural beauty, a
haven for wildlife and agriculture, which must be protected at all costs. The fact that we don’t want our views ruined and the value of our properties affected by this development is neither here nor there”

“I see. So what’s your solution to the dilemma then?”

“Quite simple. Don’t build the bastard here. There’s another area of outstanding natural beauty about twenty miles up the road. Put the cunt there, we say”

“Quite so. Anywhere but here in your village. Thank you Mrs Tosspott. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”

Daily Mail

Nominated by: Ron Knee

These useless cunts want to slap a so-called “one off” surcharge of £16 in the bills of all domestic users in order to “protect suppliers falling massively into debt” or perhaps even going bust completely, as we’ve seen with 15 smaller suppliers over the last 2 or 3 years.

OFCUNT has also raised the Price Cap from £1834 to £1928 on a typical duel-fuel household as of 1st January, due to a spike in wholesale fuel prices.

A lot of suppliers (British Gas, Octopus, So Energy, EDF, Scottish Power etc.) are struggling with debts, some of which are due to domestic customers not being able to afford to pay their bills!

Therefore, the brains from OFWANK came up with the idea of this £16 supplement/tax that will affect everyone, including those who can’t pay their bills! There is plenty of government support already for those struggling with their cost of living bills. And there’s also the option of prepayment meters.

Therefore, it begs the question as to why those who do pay their bills on time are being penalised for being prudent?

Perhaps banks and building societies will do the same with mortgages and credit cards – slap a £200 supplement on the good payers to cover the debts from those who can’t!

And who is to say this “one off” surcharge won’t happen again?

OFGEM are total wankers!

Gov.uk

Nominated by Technocunt.