A nomination – not for Stephen Fry or even the anti-Semites attacking him – but the very stupid Channel 4 ‘Alternative’ Christmas Message, or should that be ‘(ego) massage’.

It’s like something Rwik from the Young Ones dreamed up, because he disapproves of the ‘fascist junta’ in Downing Street.

It all smacks of Guardian-reading tosspots shouting ‘Rwevo-looshun!’ in their nan’s face.

This idea has never been a good one, just more posturing by the daft producers at C4, and recruiting Establishment cunts such as Bercow in 2019, the year The Alternative went more mainstream than the Queen. Fry is also a solidly mainstream figure, but his message about attacks on Jews in Britain seems to have triggered legions of <del>Nazis</del> typical Channel 4 viewers who thought he’d say how being gay is great, trans women are women, gay-black is God’s work and Refugees are welcome. They weren’t told this, they were ade to feel bad after their Christmas nut roast, and now they’re punching their keyboards and spitting bile to their megapixel phone cams.

This infantile reaction could only come from the sort of edgy cunt who consciously watches an ‘Alternative’ Christmas message, be it by Marge Simpson or some fucking robot, or the university-on-fucked-up-legs Fry.

It’s the same mentality that gave rise to the alternative Christmas no.1 to stop Cowell’s poppets dominating every year. The first year was a success, even if it was a band who bump their ticket prices up to stop the poor from seeing them (although did any working class kids ever like RATM?) Of course, the ego of the musical know-betters, the punk rock/NME aristocracy, led to subsequent campaigns branching off and Cowell’s foetus topping the charts anyway.

This desire to be The Alternative (rather than an alternative) is now reflected in the big post-speech spaz-out.

A million blue-haired and monobrowed religious freaks crying out in rage as Stephen Fry dares chastise their chums who just want to give <i>die Juden</i> a good kicking. This is not <i>my</i> alternative Christmas message! how dare you!

That is your average channel 4 viewer though; entitled, middle-class, far left whinging cunts, almost educated in ‘studies’ far beyond their natural abilities.

Time Channel 4 packed this shit in. Want a zchristmas message then stick to Charlie, otherwise shut the fuck up and eat your sprouts.

Express News

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

The Met Office definition of a white Christmas is a pile of wank.

We’ve had record high December temperatures in many parts of the UK, where the weather has felt more like spring than the depths of winter. And yet, because a couple of places in Scotland happened to receive a small smattering of snow, an official white Christmas has been declared.Even though most of the UK hasn’t been anywhere close to getting the stuff since the cold snap last month.

The cunts have form for this too. Why are they so desperate to declare a white Christmas every year to the point of setting the criteria at a single FLAKE? What do they actually get out of it?

I know it’s a trivial cunting all things considered but it’s clear the wankers have some sort of agenda for whatever reason.

BBC News

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

Fluff referenda about nothing of merit while other huge issues go untouched.

Arfurbrain’s mention of the 1965 capital punishment Bill earlier got the old noodle going … going-on 60 years since that, society has changed SO much, that (it will NEVER (‘be allowed’) happen) … it seems nigh-on time to review the decision. We all know that politicians can’t be trusted one bit to take any action besides the usual heads-in-the-sand nonsense so instead “referendum” came to mind. Which, of course the politicians have to set in motion, so catch-22.

Come on, the completely blanket-against even ASKING bleeding-heart brigade, sez I, … if you’re so assured of your self-righteous stance, you should be fully confident your righteousness will be confirmed. What are you scared of? The population’s opinion on matters of such gravity should be checked, certainly after five decades and in an undeniably steadily-decaying society, I reckon.

The link will show the Oirish bunch of political cunts are in a tizzy currently about a ‘big’ upcoming referendum on ….. changing the (supposedly offensive, now)wording about a woman’s place in the home, to reflect modern times or some such nonsense.

A decade ago it was about whether the word ‘marriage’ should be bastardized (?) .. (gay stuff, it was, and – of course – passed.) Plenty of space left on the sheet for other questions that day but there mustn’t have been anything else important going on back then.

Now they want to add a second question to the forthcoming one re: diluting the word ‘family’, this time …

Why not make it 10 questions(a decarendum?) seeing as the hullabaloo will already be going on, on the day?

I can think of a few off the top of my head. FAR more important than the shit in that link article. Simple Y/N responses, (and non-binding)…just a feeler(s) for now on what way the wind is really blowing.

*Legalising the aforementioned voluntary human euthanasia.

*Death penalty for the heinous.

*Castration for the perverts.

*Continuing to treat illegal immigrants preferentially to their own born Nationals.

And so on.

It’ll never happen. Afraid the silent majority (busy working!) might just show ’em they’ve had ENOUGH of the shit about nothing that really matters, when everyday life for Joe Normal who has various grownup responsibilities &amp; thus is generally too busy to spend their days arguing with the UNbusy circus that seem to be eternally pontificating about the rights of self-aggrandizing generally useless people to make their hobbies and perversions the most important thing all the time ….

IrishTimes

Nominated by: Cunt ’em all

The welfare state………and the ungrateful cunts who just want more and more.

Back in the day when I was young, I was told by my parents to pass my exams, work hard, save as much as I could, and don’t be a burden on society.

I did all that, and I am pleased to say it all pretty much worked out ok….not by luck, but by not making stupid mistakes and adhering to what my parents said. I have put into the big pot, so those that are more unlucky…or unfortunate than myself have some assistance from the welfare state to help themselves get back on their feet….you know- people who have fallen on hard time through no fault of their own.

Maybe been made redundant and need some financial help between jobs, those that may have become injured or disabled…or even regretfully born with a physical disability that need some assistance. Those that have problems that are beyond their control. If you were homeless, you were offered (if you were lucky) a council house….may not been in your home town, but it was a roof over your head and (hopefully) affordable. You didn’t care….you were grateful of the help.

Not now, it would seem. The young entitled cunts of this shithole Britain we now have, aren’t just wanting a cheap (or even a free) roof over their heads, they want it to be in a place of their choosing…and if not, then they are not fucking happy.

I stumbled across this piss boiling story in my local online rag, and the picture it paints of the feckless, entitled cunts, of what UK society has become. Words fail me……as do the names of her and her kid.

Ungrateful, lazy, feckless, stupid cunt. Give her the moon, and she’d want the stars as well. I wonder why comments weren’t enabled to the story?

Kent on Line

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger