Olivia Colman is a cunt.
This overrated luvvie has ‘made it’ as they say, but she still isn’t satisfied. But, as Basil Fawlty said, people like her never are.
Apart from her tiresome woke posturing and virtue signaling. She won’t upset our dark or gay friends, dear me no. But she’ll put the boot into men like a shot.
Her latest carping is about how she’d be paid more if she was a man. The latest shite from her infinite gob is ‘If I was Olivier and not Olivia, I’d get paid more money’.
Only thing is she’s not Olivier, she isn’t anywhere near him. The old fruit could act her off the screen.
Colman has got more money then most people will ever see. She also has no worries about bills, housing or anything like that. So, either she’s a greedy moneygrubbing cunt (more then likely), or it’s just an excuse for rampant misandry and putting men (white men, of course) in the stocks. Probably both.
But she’s always whining and yaddering on about something, like a female Lineker. Just shut up for a change, horseface.
Nominated by: Norman
and Barry zuckercunt is of the same opinion with this…
A shake of the collection tin for poor Olivia Coleman..
This moderately talented dress up artist, has been moaning that if she was called oliver she would be paid a lot more..
Always a good look in a time when average people are feeling the pinch.
So im sorry Olive oyl that you had to make do with only a couple of million pounds a film.
Maybe you can use your wealth and privilege to call for better pay and conditions for people in more lowly jobs?
Instead you only think of yourself you entitled luvvie.
So fuck you olive, the last decent thing you was in, was peep show..
O/T.
https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
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can’t you wait at least a couple of hours before going off topic? 🙄
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Completely agree Jill. I never click on to any examples. Would sooner explain in my own words.
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Wasn’t having a go at you Arch, but after a while my curiosity got the better of me and took a gander. Eventually I had to find the funny sides of it (like I do in most things) having the resemblance to live cricket scores being updated.
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Nearly every post from Arch Stanton is Off-topic.
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WTF as that to do with a greedy hypocritical leftist luvvie cunt?
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and starting to resemble spam.
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“Let’s play pretend and get paid millions for the trouble!”
Actors are Cunts and that’s that..
Smug luvvie right on know it all Cunts.
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When actors are interviewed, they always admit their character in a film was stolen from an ordinary member of the public. It then had me wondering if they’d offer that person a few quid for their help ? Would they fucking hell as like is my answer.
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To be fair, ‘Dear Larry’ Olivier was a fucking hammy actor too, apart from his portrayal of Othello, of course.
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2021-10-20/blackface-othello-lawrence-olivier-bright-sheng
😂
Also good in the play, ‘A Voyage Around My Family’.
But not much else.
Not a patch on contemporaries like Reg Varney or Charles Hawtrey.
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Why are so many of them poofters? Even dear Larry swung both ways.
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I liked him in marathon man, had to pay his own insurance as he was fucked with the big C. He wanted to put some money away for his family. When method man Hoffman can spluttering and sweating onto the set after a 10k run to put him in the zone sir Larry said ever tried acting dear boy.
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Oh darlings, we worked so, so very hard on my last film only to end up with £5m.
And this went on for nine whole weeks!
If only people knew how i suffered darlings!
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Olivia Colman looks like the product of incest?
Big bulging eyes
Big goofy teeth
Like a old school royal
Or a kid who goes to school in a minibus with a ramp.
She’s massive at the moment for playing the part of Olivia Colman in numerous things.
To be quite honest she repulses me.
That wet drooling mouth.
Yuk.
Like someone Blue Peter would do a fundraiser for.
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The Human version of Shergar or Red Rum. (I dont know any modern Horses names…sorry!)
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Clair Balding. 🐴
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Here’s one for you:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/New_Zealand_Prime_Minister_Jacinda_Ardern_in_2018.jpg/440px-New_Zealand_Prime_Minister_Jacinda_Ardern_in_2018.jpg
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Lol, nice one….i forgot about her.
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Whoa, there, Moggie! … Trot on …
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The Innsmouth Look – I’m not remotely surprised to learn she’s from Norfolk
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…and the award for always acting a bit frantic in a watered-down northern accent while straining your voice and doing mad eyes over your Freddie Mercury gnashers in every fucking thing you’re in goes to….
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Olivia Colman, the English actress, is not an heiress to Colman’s Mustard. While she shares the same last name as the iconic mustard brand, her connection lies in her Norfolk roots rather than any mustard-related inheritance. Born as Sarah Caroline Colman, she has garnered acclaim for her performances in film and television, including her portrayal of Queen Anne in the black comedy film “The Favourite”.
Colman’s Mustard, on the other hand, has a rich history dating back to its bicentenary. The mustard is made from locally grown mustard seeds and has been a staple condiment for generations. It’s produced with care and continues to be enjoyed by mustard enthusiasts across the UK.
🙃
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She’s the sister of Gary Coleman who tragically died a while back.
Whatchoo talkin bout Willis?!
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And her dad was David Coleman? errrr remarkable!
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Coleman’s mustard is not doing very well at the moment. The bloody shares (Reckitt Benckisser) are down around £40 having been over £60 a couple of years ago. I think someone in Europe had it away with a shed load of their money A load of my pension money is invested in them.
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You should have invested in dinghies, they’re all the rage apparently.
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Hear hear from the Norfolk contingent. I liked her until she became political. Like all her London luvvie friends.
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Her best work was done ‘On the Buses’. That and ‘Terry and June’, where she played the part of the dog. I think it was her.
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She was good in the Ren and Stimpy Show.
‘No Sir, I am a real horse!’
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If she was called Taylor she could be a billionaire.
It’s not the name luv, it’s what you do with it.
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Never realised Olivia was like this. She’s a very good actress for all her and other people’s complaints. Know wonder she’s very convincing when turning on the waterworks at the drop of a hat, when all along its been due to all the practice she’d had after being duped out of the odd million or two.
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I can’t stand this horse toothed bint. Vastly overrated, and she should be fucking grateful that she’s made it where thousands of other more talented people haven’t.
And just when it looks like that Chinese harridan, Dench probably hasn’t got long left, we’ve got years of this vacuous tart to come.
She’ll be in every fucking British film you can think of until she pops her clogs at an unbearably ripe old age.
Her and Helena fucking Bonham Carter.
Just fuck off!
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Always looks like she needs a good wash.
Fucking greaseball hag.
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So she thinks a white male actor gets a better deal than a woman? They’re lucky to even get a role these days
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Colman was at her peak in this captivating and emotionally engaging performance from 2004.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8RulxpzLsw
Her skillful portrayal of these complex characters is, I’m sure you’ll all agree, quite magical.
(Note how her voice possesses that special, undefined transmutation of the soul)
It was all downhill after that.
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Agreed, Shit-cake.
She ran the gamut of emotions from A to B.
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Of course, old red rum features went on to the press about how ‘demeaning’ adverts were and how she was ‘horrified’ about doing commercials.
This blabbing was done after she’d made it, of course.
Didn’t complain when they were the only work she oould get.
A total hypocrite and a complete and utter cunt trombone.
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She’s just peeved cos Harvey Weinstein wouldn’t give her a second look.
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She should take a leaf from the book of best actress I’ve ever known. Isabelle Huppert. She’s done the most unthinkable things in her career, even the boldest of men are having to take their hats off to her. Remember forgiving her when she accidentally jabbed me in the hand with a pen after signing her autograph.
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Actors, actresses, pffft!
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She will never be Margaret Leighton. or Margaret Lockwood. or Elizabeth Sellars.Beautiful women with impeccable manners and bearing.
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maybe she should have stayed a man and made that money sh regrets now.
Oh, and, i am certain, some on here, would consider it
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She’s no Katie Price.
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Absolutely Ron, with a large stemming realistic snatch surrounded by plastic.
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She’d be ideal for the ghost train at the local fairground, at a price.
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The tart in the nomination photo looks like she is going to use her award as a giant dildo.
When I remake Frenzy (with extra gratuitous sex and violence) she could play the corpse in the potato sack.. That is, if I can’t persuade Angela Rayner, who might be unemployed by then.
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Coleman and that bug eyed twat from Peepshow are all little luvvies and lefties.
In fact both Mitchell and Webb are a pair of wankers.
Student union politics and Islington dinner party types.
Same with Shaun of the Dead.
That Simon Pegg,
Multimillionaire Marxist.
Anyone Coleman comes into contact with is infected with leftism.
She’s the Typhoid Mary of Woke.
Wetmouthed , thespian.
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I gleefully tell cunts ive never watched an episode of Peep Show. Comedy for neurotic wetwipes.
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The feckin old rattley is a UNICEF ambassador so is doubly important to herself and others of the wittering community, she often comes on the box minus makeup and wearing the sad imploring doe eyed look beloved of the hectoring luvvies when they are badgering the less financially off for cash, obviously she is giving up her so very very important and expensive time so is probably excused from putting her hand in her pocket, but I may be wrong she may have contributed loads of money.
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But she is a “star” and is rightly on the cuntometer.
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I’ve thought of a great way for Olivia to make some good cash.
Next time some wealthy Arab oil Sheikh’s horse gets it’s gnashers knocked out by another horse, Olivia can donate her teeth as replacement gnashers… the horse will wake up after the operation and won’t know any different.
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If she is of the opinion that she is being paid less than men for doing the same thing ie being an utter twat. I suggest a tribunal, not a difficult or complicated thing to do. As far as I know it has been illegal to pay women less for the same job for fucking years. Shut up and fuck off
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I always thought she was massively overrated.
Mediocre moaner.
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This Arkle look-alike tip toes around our bottybashing and black friends, but she doesn’t think twice about spreading shite about English queens.
Making out Queen Anne was a raging dyke (which there is no evidence of) and the portrayal of Queen Elizabeth II in The Crown, which was mostly bullshit.
Mustn’t upset the woke pets. But treason is perfectly acceptable. Livvie dahling’s ideal role hasn’t been done yet. A remake of Mister Ed.
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The Crown may as well have been set on the moon.
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She hit her zenith in peep show rolling in shit, puke and piss on a public bog floor probably really pissed and coked up.
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Playing across from Sophie Winkleman in a couple of episodes had to leave a mark on this ugly bitches psyche…
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(Certain things money can’t buy!)
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Reminds me of a less talented Frances de la Tour.
The last good thing she did was Look Around You Series 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=u-MlkvAVqUI
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She was good in Tyrannosaur
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Surely she negotiated her contract and if she feels she sold herself short, who’s fault is that?
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Classic. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=showbiz+kids+making+movies+bout+themselves&t=ipad&ia=web&iax=lyrics
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It will come as a shock to no-one to learn that this multitalentless bunt went to a posh public school where the fees are upwards of 5000 quid a term.
Wipe out this vermin.
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Research shows yhat women have been box office draws.
Very few woman have had that level of Box Office appeal. Margot Robbie will get Male and female viewers, as did Julia Roberts in the 1990s, although fuck knows why.
Either way, Olivia is not really a lead actress, more of a character actress, and in the same category as actors Rory Kinnear and Paddy Considine.
She could slways speak to her agent.
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Should put tbe first line in quotation marks.
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