Over the years I have been lucky enough to get away abroad a couple of times a year often more. Even when I had kids to pay for and because I was a teacher for 25 years during the school holidays when they were EXPENSIVE.

A ruse I worked out even back in the early 1990’s was to take the numbers of hotels when over there and ring them up and book for next time. This and bucket shop airplane seats did save me some serious dosh.

Another ruse I have used though takes a bit of time is to use google Spanish pages a Spanish IP address and find hotels I knew and look to pay the prices that the Spanish themselves pay which is bloody less that we or the Germans do.

Back to my cunting one thing I can’t seem to overcome is the ridiculous prices asked for to park your fucking car a couple of miles away from the terminal building. These keep on rising. £135 to park at Luton (hate the place but good flight times prices) last September for a week, pre the electric car burning the short stay car park down.

I thought about finding a hotel near by to stay the night before and leave the car in their car park. Very few offer this and at prices ranging from £290-500+ they can fuck off. Now get this loads of airports have hotels by them but loads offer nowhere to park the car even for an over night stay. WTF is that all about.

Anyway many scams have started to crop up regarding airport parking. Meet and greet by Abdul, Dave and other assorted cunts where you take your car to an office, my arse, some cunts house they drive you in it to the airport and use your car as a mini cab for a week, or hire it out. Avoid these cunts at all costs.

Now I don’t expect to park for free, though it would be nice, but the prices that are being charged nowadays is a cunt..

JustPark

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

This is a very near future cunting for Kate Garraway.

Well her hubby, Derek Draper has finally succumbed to long Covid, which of course is a crying shame, no not to seem insensitive i have been ear fucked by Kate Garraway using Derek as a vehicle to help her attention seeking for a good few years now, this means that now he has kicked the bucket, she will go into hyperdrive seeking mode.

So lube those shell likes your about to feel a full on gang bang ear fucking coming up, she’s going to be dining out on this for fucking years, I’m already more than sick of hearing about it, but its about to get way worse i suspect

So pretty please with sugar on top Kate leave the man in peace and all of us…..

BBC News

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(You would think she would spend a few days mourning the death of her hubby, rather than jumping straight in front of TV cameras on the same day! – Day Admin)

For a change I won’t waffle on with my usual long-winded nomination diatribes. Instead I just want to keep it short and sweet.

The government is failing to meet its promise of building 300k new homes every year. More like 220k on average. There’s numerous reasons for the shortfall but in essence with a rising population, rocketing house prices and lack of existing housing stock, demand for additional homes is reaching breaking point.

Of course having thousands of “uninvited new arrivals” isn’t helping matters. But the point is even if the government was achieving this target, who gets first dibs on affordable social housing? Those who have been on a waiting list for years, or migrants who only arrived last week?

Moreover, why the insistence on building new estates on Green Belt and country land when we’re supposed to be saving the planet with all this rewilding nonsense?

Bbc news

Nominated by Technocunt.

There are so many groups and individuals to note, however today I am nominating cunts who permanently wear beanie hats. It doesn’t matter where or when, hot or cold. T shirt and a beanie hat, fucking speedos and a beanie hat.

Enormous fat cold water dippers ( who call themselves open water swimmers) and sit there bulging out of their enormous fucking assault on the eyes swim suits with droopy tits hanging under their armpits.

Beanie hat on the ugly head and woolly gloves that must never touch the water. Fucking beanie hat sitting beside the bed to put on before they get out of the fucking bed. Yeah, it makes you look cool and characterful.

Just fuck off. Far.

Nominated by: Ranter Patsy

The Luke Littler hype is a cunt. Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoyed his run at the World Championship – it’s exactly what darts needed and he likely has a very successful career ahead of him. However, the way the media talk about him you’d think he was God himself.

To hear the likes of the BBC (who had shown fuck all interest in the PDC up until this year’s tournament), Sky, The Sun etc go on you’d think it was him who had the won the thing and not Humphries.

Allegedly there’s even a MOVIE being mooted about his life ffs. Just like with Gazza he’s gonna burn out if they’re not careful and all that gigantic potential will be flushed down the drain.

Daily Mail

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

(Is this going to another one of those Emma “one hit wonder” Raducanu scenarios? – Day Admin)