The management and other people at my office are constantly bringing food in….today we had 17 pizzas delivered as a treat for the staff!.

There was also a pile of boxes of shortbread and chocolate bars. It is starting to look so obscene that I am wondering what is really behind it, some sinister plan to keep us mentally dependant perhaps, or the idea that if people are constantly stuffing their faces then they aren’t moaning.

The culprits all bugger off early leaving behind half empty boxes for others to clear up or put in the fridge.

It is getting on my tripe so fucking much being surrounded by all this stuff, but try asking anyone to rein it in a bit and you may as well say you eat babies for dinner. Besides this there are all the fucking charity days where a veritable avalanche of cakes descend on the place.

Presumably the employer doesn’t mind if everyone takes eight weeks off a year because of type 2 diabetes complications. It looks particularly bad just after Christmas when most people have already overdone it a bit.

Is there no other way of rewarding staff than pushing more chocolate and lard on to them? Only yesterday they had fucking Blue Monday where the message was have a cup of tea and some cake to cheer yourself up – yes, what have you got to lose except more fucking weight.

What a bag of lardy cholesterol ridden fat arsed cunt.

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Nominated by: Mary Hinge

Let’s have a, you can’t make this shit up cunting for the Thinking Impaired Wackos of the Global Warming movement.

It is the primary season in the US and the “first in the nation Iowa Caucuses are today. For those of you not familiar with the American system Caucuses and Primaries are held in various States so parties can determine their nominee for President in the November General Election.

Accordingly, Donald Trump was in Iowa today giving a speech when he was interrupted and heckled by a Group of Global Warming Activists. That should come as no surprise as these Global Warming loons are like herpes…they never go away and like the tell tail sore, they always appear at the most awkward time.

But perhaps rather than a better sense of timing, they might benefit from a better sense of reality.

The US is in the grip of another dreaded Polar Vortex. At the time of this writing (according to the National Weather Service) the temperature in Indianola, Iowa where Trump was speaking is -15 Fahrenheit with 12 mph winds. KCCI Des Moines Television reports 7 1/2 inches of snow fell in the last storm and is still on the ground. They are forecasting record cold for tomorrow’s caucuses with a high of only -1 F.

And yet our intrepid climate change fanatics are there braving sub-zero wind chills to remind us all of the dangers of Global Warming.

This headline appeared on the Newsmax website:

“Trump Speech in Iowa Interrupted by Global Warming Activists”

Followed by this story:
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One has to wonder if while they were bundling up with winter coats, hats, gloves, scarfs and snow boots to go out to protest, if the thought occurred to any of them that perhaps the optics of a Global Warming Protest in sub zero temperatures really weren’t in their favour.

I hope all of the dumb cunts got frostbite.

Nominated by General Cuntster.

 
Seems that due to a massive shortfall in new recruits in the Royal Navy, the MoD in their infinite wisdom has decided to decommission 2 perfectly good, fully working warships while sending the few remaining recruits to new frigates that came into service just a few months ago.

The two decommissioned ships were originally both refitted at huge expense to the Taxpayer, but will now be mothballed and written off at yet another massive cost to the Taxpayer.

Neither the MoD or the RN have looked at why new recruitment has fallen so dramatically over the years. Perhaps its because Millennials and Gen Zs don’t fancy the hard graft and discipline required; or that they have political and ethical issues. Or perhaps its because all three defence services have spent a fortune with their woke recruitment advertising where only minorities and wimminz are required!

Anyway, who would want to join up and defend this fucking country any more?

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Nominated by Technocunt.

A nomination for the immediate recourse to shouting in modern society, or the decline of British decorum and the stiff upper lip.

There seems to be a general failure in British society when it comes to being patient, polite and now no shame in being quick to raise voices, bellow, screech, shout and ejaculate (archaic sense).

People now seem to enjoy creating a scene and embarrassing themselves.

This sense of entitlement and general collapse in manners is not limited to the Gen Z/Alpha Mizzies of the world, but also old women who start shrieking at delivery drivers workmen and dustmen because they’re blocked in and suddenly need to leave for a hospital appointment, the younger Gen-X ‘Karens’ who cannot wait a couple of extra minutes while the fast food worker has to sort through her picky order because her brats are all allergic to anything containing electrons and protons, and even the police who can be seen losing their marbles with the public on a weekly basis, spraying them, shouting at them, grunting and huffing under their breath as they polish off the last morsel of doner meat on the way to the traffic incident.

Social media probably pays some part, as does our increasingly effusive, emotionally incontinent broadcast media – grannies aren’t on Twitter, so they are being encouraged to be cantankerous by some influence.

I routinely see old women speaking and acting like younger men spoiling for a fight; calling people morons because the old dear couldn’t park straight and now has to bend the wing mirror of the other car to open her door.

I hear the impatient honks in the supermarket car parks and roads leading to schools, the relentless blaring on roundabouts.

I guess this is what happens in a society where people are handed prizes just for taking part and encouraged to believe they are the main character in a film of their life and community, as many in America seem to behave, especially those bizarre creatures who broadcast videos of themselves over Tik-Tok.

Society is going to go one of two ways; either further into atomised delusions of self -importance supported by a consumer society teetering on recession, with most work done by robots, and eventual mass psychological breakdown, or a very abrupt culture shock, either by war or economical collapse, and a mass psychological breakdown.

Telegraph Link.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

The BBC trying to sell us Wimmins crap, again….

the Beebscum did a ‘special’ yesterday on some artist (woman, naturally) who calls herself ‘Margot of Margate’. The fact that she isn’t from Margate didn’t seem to bother the BBC tosspots. But the way the woke monkeys gushed over her ‘artwork’?

‘Oooh! Drew Barrymore is a fan!’ So fucking what? And no one has heard of her in years. Barrymore is famous for two things, irritating the shit of people in E.T and being a pissed up slapper later on.

But, back to this artistic genius. There is something that the BBC failed to spot or tell us about this woman’s art….

It is crap.

My nine year old niece paints better pictures.

But, of course, all her fans are wimmin. Make of that what you will.

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Nominated by: Norman