It’s Monday morning and I’m off to work. “Yes yes I know I’m a hero or a chump”

Get in the car, radio on its the six o’clock news. Always makes a upbeat start to the day.

First up rickets is back, the victorian disease is rampant in cost of living Britain.

Well that’s not good, what’s next? Measles is making a comeback, that could spread across the whole country. Bloody anti-vaxers..

This is depressing, let’s hope we end with some good news?
Oh no workers are reporting high levels of stress..must be down slave driving bosses.

Let’s have a closer look at these stories.
The re-emergence of rickets, has nothing to do with lazy, feckless parents? I’m surprised scurvy hasn’t reappeared.

And the measles outbreak? Where are these outbreaks London and Birmingham well no surprise there. So is it anti-vaxers or backward immo’s?
It’s only a matter of time before the guardian calls measles racist..

And work place stress, has that been brought on by workers finally having to go into the office.
I imagine all the people affected have generous sick schemes.

Try being self-employed in this country, see what that gets you.

This country is now a pathetic shell of its self, constantly blaming everyone and everything for its failures.

But bad news its only gonna get worse, barring a revolution so suck it up snowflakes.

itv news

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

are cunts.

Where I live in Surrey, Cunts leave these bikes just about everywhere in the most awkward places. I have seen one parked under a tree and nearly totally covered in bird shit, dog knows how long it’s been there, but it must be an incendiary incident waiting to happen!

These bikes are vey, very heavy and you could rupture yourself lifting one, as the Cunts who ride them, they seem to be entitled shitbags who think it’s always someone else’s problem to dispose of them. I have seen footage on BBC News where the cunt has finished with the bike, just parked it across a rode junction and a car had to negotiate it’s way around it.

I went to Londonistan the other week and these bikes are just dumped all over the place, blocking pavements and even doorways. Also watching the Cunts who ride them would boil anyones piss as most of them do not seem to have any road sense, (particularly the tinted ones).

The two main companies which run these hire bikes – Lime/Uber and Human Forest are also absolute cunts, as they have developed websites that would drive you insane in minutes just to try and report the fucking things dumped on the pavements.

These machines are designed by Cunts, hired out by Cunts to Cunts.

the times

Nominated by Cuntalugs.

Well what a surprise! These cunts (across all parties, btw) voted “unanimously” to increase their allowances/expenses, but not by the rate of inflation; oh, no, fuck that. That’s for the plebs who actually go out and work!. No, instead they’ve agreed on a TWENTY percent increase instead!

There were the usual justifications that we’ve seen many time elsewhere within the public sector. One of which is the good old “If you want the best you have to pay the best” bollocks.

These cunts also seem to have forgotten that the councils they represent are deep in debt with the prospect of cuts in services and a full 5% increase in council tax next April (And what’s the betting they will push for a bigger increase in CT!!).

But they will blame central government for cuts in funding as per usual. But in essence this is nothing more than a distraction for their own financial incompetence and hypocrisy. And we see this with other councils up and down the country, making sure that “I’m alright, Jack and fuck you!”

But fuck the debt, fuck the cost-of-living crisis and fuck the council tax pushing more people into debt. All these greedy cunts want is their pockets well and truly lined while they still sit on their arses doing sod all for their constituents.

Cumbriacrack

News and Star

Nominated by: Technocunt

(Any ISAC Seat Sniffers up for it?-  Day Admin)

This article follows the travels (spaz chariot assisted perchance?) of a group of fat fuckers who visited Japan and are aghast at being seen for the gluttonous hogs they are.Some golden quotes including:

‘I don’t feel like I should be here,’ she says. ‘It blows my mind that you’re not allowed to be who you are, and you just have to fit in.’ Fit in, lol, cunt.

‘Society is a lot to blame for me being overweight,’ claims Therri-Jay, who laments the chicken and Chinese fast-food joints she sees ‘everywhere’, adding: ‘It makes you really think — does my country even care about me?’ How about you care for yourself ? Heifer .

But Therri-Jay is too unsettled to eat, describing how feeling like a ‘second-class citizen’ at home makes her reach for burgers, chocolate and popcorn. ‘We’ve not been told how to cope,’ she cries. Told how to cope ? Eat less you Jabba-the-Slut space hopper.

Then there’s their job description, I use the word job with a degree of scepticism here:-

NHS waste co-ordinator-start with yourself, jumbo.
Behaviour welfare coach – ditto above.
Healthcare insurer – those personal policy premiums must be galactic.

Any sense of irony, self awareness or responsibility is completely absent from these lardbergs, FFS, just render yourselves down in a whaling processers and become candles .

There you have it. Resurrect Cap’n Ahab for gawds sake.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Pooter.

For those of you unfamiliar with the finer point of American politics perhaps a few definitions are in order. Very broadly…

Establishment Republicans are those old school Republicans with ties to the so-called establishment. Mainly the Big Corporations and the Military-Industrial Complex. They advocate for interventionist foreign policy and a pro-active domestic security state. Think Bush and Cheney families

RINOs are Republicans In Name Only. They claim to be Republicans but their policies are no different than the Democrats…perhaps a bit watered down…but in reality no real different. Think Mitt Romney.

The Uniparty are those Republicans claim to have principles but in the end they always do what’s best for whoever holds power in DC. Think Kevin McCarthy.

Kari Lake is a former news anchor running for US Senator from Arizona. A staunch ally of Donald Trump she previously ran for Governor of Arizona and lost. (Actually, she probably won but due to [alleged] voting irregularities and the fact that her Democrat opponent was the person in charge of counting and certifying the vote she was legally declared the loser.)

Given her association with President Trump it should be no surprise the Establishment Republicans, the RINOs and the Uniparty hate her.

Accordingly, they tried to bribe her to not run. That’s right. Some cunt named Jeff DeWitt was recorded offering her a bribe not to run. According to him there are “powerful people in the east” who don’t want you to run.

She was offered her choice of a soft Corporate job or a high paid position on a Corporate Board of Directors. When that failed she was asked “how much cash would it take?”

NewsMax

Lest you think Jeff DeWitt was just some flunky political operative, he is…or rather WAS the Chairman of the Arizona Republic Party. He resigned today after the story came out.

The question now being asked in conservative media is; who are these powerful people in the east? Establishment Republicans? RINOs? Uniparty? Or perhaps even Democrats?

This story will either be front page news or it will die in crypts of the MSM so stay tuned.

But regardless of what happens, the corruption of the Deep State runs as deep and perhaps even deeper than we always knew it did.

Democracy my American ass!

Nominated by: General Cuntster