Earlier today I put a comment on the latest Lineker cunting, saying just how insufferably smug the jug-eared cunt is. I hope you’ll indulge me as it’s set me off on one about Smug Bastards in general, or ‘smuggies’ as I call them.

You’ll all have encountered them on your journey through life; those pricks with a conceited, inflated sense of their own worth and importance, and who aren’t afraid to let you know it.

Not unexpectedly, these self-regarding twats have an eye for any hint of the limelight, which is why the world of ‘celebrity’ and ‘personality’ teems with them. By way of easy illustration, I offer a few examples from my own extensive list of Smug Cunts I’d Like To Punch Repeatedly.

Let me see now… there’s Stephen Fry, Madonna, Owen Jones, Justin Welby and Ian Hislop. They all ooze smugness, and their heads are so far up their own arseholes that they must love the smell of their own farts. To this cast of extreme undesirables I’ll add ‘Doctor’ Tessa Dunlop, James O’Brien, ‘Shouty Shola’, Yasmin Alibaba-Brown and Emma Thompson. They can’t resist condescending to give us their opinions on anything under the sun from their little corner in the public eye, whether we actually asked for them or not.

Needless to say I could cunt on for pages on this theme, but you get the idea. I’m not over-fond of arrogant, self-righteous airheads. On the basis that a picture’s worth a thousand words, I’ll close with some images of the Duchess Of Smug herself, the one, the only Meghan Snarkle. Here she is bless her, preening away embarrassingly in front of the cameras at some event, resisting attempts by the organisers to get her to shift out of the way. To paraphrase the ghastly Rachel Zegler, ‘smug, smug!’

Oh well, at least they give us a few laughs at their expense in this miserable world. It’s not all bad.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

… and in particular, the Royal Mail!

The scandal. The scandal OF the scandal. Hundreds (wrongly) prosecuted, convicted, jailed. I shall leave out (for streamlining) the further thousands accused, vilified, slandered.

All for crimes that these people never committed. One that caught my eye as I checked those numbers is 15 months sentence, for £48,000 (not) missing.

But the three cunts in the following story knowingly and purposely defrauded the Royal Mail to the tune of £77 million over more than a decade..

That’s not a thousandfold, hundredfold or even tenfold TYPO there, by me …

It’s a full £77,000,000.

And their lawful ‘comeuppance’ for that?

Two suspended sentences, one 4 year sentence(which will be 2-served or less), … with 150 hours unpaid work for ONE of the two suspended-sentence cunts.

And – apparently – justice is done.

The judgement statements are pathetic.. Full of pity for these cunts, describing them as ‘truly remorseful’, yet here they are having fought tooth and nail (via downplaying the criminal’s culpabilities while taking out the violins because they made compensatory repayments – figures/percentage undisclosed) .. to avoid incarceration for their prolonged massive financial crimes.

In summation : It was none of their fault(s), really, just innocently caught-up in the racket somehow.. and they gave back a portion of what they stole, after being caught.

Seventy-seven fucking million!.

That’s it. (Remember the cunting a few months back about exonerated wrongly-convicted having to pay for their jail time deducted from any (capped) compensation? .. I have a feeling taxpayers will cover this 77-million-quid-swindling fuckers 2 years).

p.s. 150 unpaid hours ‘work’ vs. the amount stolen, to balance the books with society? .. the cunt will vicariously earn £481,250.00 an hour from Johnny/Jenny taxpayer.

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Nominated by: Cunt’emAll

and the increasing demand on those that are full???

I will leave cunters to make up their own minds as to why we cannot see a doctor, hospitals are overflowing and why you can’t get to see an NHS dentist. The government (and those that refuse open their eyes) will have you believe these demands on our once great nhs services have fuck all to do with immigration.

However, I bed to differ. Having spotted a story on the BBC homepage yesterday about the queues of people wishing to register with a new NHS dentist in Bristol, I thought I would have a read

And this is the link to the article:

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Now, look at those in the queue and tell me the NHS is a breaking point NOT because of immigration?

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Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

A cunting please for one Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

For those who don’t know, this weapons grade cunt is the bloke who founded the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) in its current form, and was, until recently, its CEO.

I say until recently because he has resigned due to allegations of sex trafficking. Allegations which are now being investigated by Federal authorities.

Regardless of whether the allegations are true or not, the cunt has history.

He was investigated back in 2022 for sexual assault allegations, but was subsequently cleared (the fact it was an internal investigation may have had something to do with that, allegedly).

He has been accused by multiple women of alleged sexual assault dating back to the 1980s, including the WWE’s first female referee, Rita Chatterworth, and is known to be a serial womaniser.

He’s also been known to put women in humiliating storylines and scenarios, including one where a woman was scripted to bark like a dog.

There are other scandals, including the ring boys scandal in the 1980s, where he didn’t necessarily have direct involvement but where people close to him did, and it’s hard to imagine he wasn’t aware.

All in all, the guy is a truly loathsome cunt and the very epitome of the billionaire who thinks they can get away with everything, and it’s satisfying to see that the net may finally be closing in on him.

The Sun

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Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt