Barry Manilow

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Barry Manilow – his only saving grace is at least he seems to be in semi retirement now, just popping up on TV occasionally to induce mass nausea. Fuck off Bazza you Copa Cobana wanker.

Those cunts at Heathrow shouldn’t worry about drugs or guns coming into the country, we need protecting from evil like this. Next time he tries to enter the country send him directly to camp Guantanamo for waterboarding and confiscate his syrup.

Said syrup should then be sent to Bruce Forsythe as that cunt has had the same one for decades.

Nominated by: London Cunt

Lady Gaga [4]

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What the fuck is this bint all about?

Trying to copy that other tone deaf, overhyped weirdo cunt Madonna but failing by having even less talent – if that’s possible. Dress sense even worse than that Beckham thing.

I listened to her latest album and it’s shit even by the standards of 21st century teenage music and that’s fucking saying something. God bless the cult of celebrity!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Vince Cable [5]

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For over three and a half years now, Cable has filled the business secretary role in HM’s government. And the sad old fucker has done nothing but whinge since day one. It wouldn’t be so bad if the coalition had been forced upon him, but the cunt actually helped to form the coalition. He led the Limp Dicks side of the negotiations. He’s as much to blame as any of them. In fact, considering most Conservatories and Limp Dicks WEREN’T in the discussions, Cable is actually MORE to blame.

In the early days, he seemed to delight in talking about using his ‘nuclear option’. He stopped that though. I think someone reminded the senile old twat that the Limp Dicks are actually against nuclear. Now he’s off again, saying that the coalition will collapse before 2015. Not by Cable’s hand it won’t. He’s far more important in his own mind than he is in reality. From what I’ve heard, even a large number of his allies in the LD’s are telling him to shut the fuck up this week. And the week isn’t even over.

Cable is still to trying to dine off his one real moment political brilliance, the Mr Bean gag. And allegedly, he even stole that from someone else. Back then, he seemed to be a decent MP. Turns out he’s just another opportunistic, publicly funded, cunt. If he had any sense of morality or ethics, he would quit the frontbench for the backbench. At least then he would be able to snipe with a clear line of fire. Whilst he’s drawing a ministerial salary, he should shut the fuck up and tow the line. Of course, he won’t quit. I guess that £100+ K a year is too useful to him right now. Hypocritical cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Mitchell and Webb

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Got a ‘bogoff’ for y’all in those two utterly unfunny cunts Mitchell and Webb.

Fucking hell, how can that posh voiced twat Mitchell pull that posh blonde sort Victoria Cohen? Y’know that one with the amazin’ set of tits.

She must have to wear a blindfold when the fat cunt hoists his folds on top of her.

Don’t worry Dave, I’d happily stand in to give her a real seeing to, seeming as you probably couldn’t find your microscopic cock anyway yer cunt!

As for Webb…..well there is only one proper description for him.

CUNT.

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish