Barry Manilow – his only saving grace is at least he seems to be in semi retirement now, just popping up on TV occasionally to induce mass nausea. Fuck off Bazza you Copa Cobana wanker.

Those cunts at Heathrow shouldn’t worry about drugs or guns coming into the country, we need protecting from evil like this. Next time he tries to enter the country send him directly to camp Guantanamo for waterboarding and confiscate his syrup.

Said syrup should then be sent to Bruce Forsythe as that cunt has had the same one for decades.

Nominated by: London Cunt