For over three and a half years now, Cable has filled the business secretary role in HM’s government. And the sad old fucker has done nothing but whinge since day one. It wouldn’t be so bad if the coalition had been forced upon him, but the cunt actually helped to form the coalition. He led the Limp Dicks side of the negotiations. He’s as much to blame as any of them. In fact, considering most Conservatories and Limp Dicks WEREN’T in the discussions, Cable is actually MORE to blame.

In the early days, he seemed to delight in talking about using his ‘nuclear option’. He stopped that though. I think someone reminded the senile old twat that the Limp Dicks are actually against nuclear. Now he’s off again, saying that the coalition will collapse before 2015. Not by Cable’s hand it won’t. He’s far more important in his own mind than he is in reality. From what I’ve heard, even a large number of his allies in the LD’s are telling him to shut the fuck up this week. And the week isn’t even over.

Cable is still to trying to dine off his one real moment political brilliance, the Mr Bean gag. And allegedly, he even stole that from someone else. Back then, he seemed to be a decent MP. Turns out he’s just another opportunistic, publicly funded, cunt. If he had any sense of morality or ethics, he would quit the frontbench for the backbench. At least then he would be able to snipe with a clear line of fire. Whilst he’s drawing a ministerial salary, he should shut the fuck up and tow the line. Of course, he won’t quit. I guess that £100+ K a year is too useful to him right now. Hypocritical cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw