Dead Pool [8]

ariel-sharon

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to our illustrious web master, The All Seeing Eye, who correctly guessed the next cunt to kick the cunting bucket … therefore becoming a dead cunt … would be Ariel Sharon. It was a long wait – 8 years in a bloody coma (Sharon not the Eye).

Here’s a picture of the dead cunt waving us a cheery bye-bye and thanks for all the fish. Let’s hope that the funeral gets less coverage than that other dead cunt, Mandela.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 8. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of three cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Sense

sense

I really have a problem with the deafblind charity that was advertising on TV at Christmas. They want money to teach deafblind people how to sign to communicate.

a) how the fuck are they going to do that?

b) the advert just shows just children. Is that to tug at our heart strings, or aren’t they going to help adults?

c) how much of the money are they going to spend on more TV adverts, after all, it is quite a niche charity, and can’t be that well funded in the first place, yet they still seem to be able to afford the adverts

Nominated by: The oncoming Fart

Dido

"I'm Dido. Sniff my armpit..."

“I’m Dido. Sniff my armpit…”

Where to start…. She epitomizes the worst aspects of smug cuntiferousness, whilst bleating interminably on about God alone knows what, in a soapy, pubefest of scandalous drivel. Bracket the bitch with the previously cunted Blunt-Cunt and you have the win double of fuckers spouting nonsense twatitudes.

Surely a great reason to get up a mob and put them to the fire.

Nominated by: like minded cuntophile

Apparently, she writes songs to express herself not to make money or to bore the arse off of us

Nominated by: Simon Cowell’s cat