Dido

"I'm Dido. Sniff my armpit..."

“I’m Dido. Sniff my armpit…”

Where to start…. She epitomizes the worst aspects of smug cuntiferousness, whilst bleating interminably on about God alone knows what, in a soapy, pubefest of scandalous drivel. Bracket the bitch with the previously cunted Blunt-Cunt and you have the win double of fuckers spouting nonsense twatitudes.

Surely a great reason to get up a mob and put them to the fire.

Nominated by: like minded cuntophile

Apparently, she writes songs to express herself not to make money or to bore the arse off of us

Nominated by: Simon Cowell’s cat

Fat bastards

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Professor Dickhead, Head of the School of Health and Human Performance at some Canadian University says: “Obesity is an insidious disease, you become desensitised to it and that’s exactly what’s happening in Canada – people are becoming desensitised to seeing obese children.”

And that’s why there’s so many fat cunts. Wankers like that saying obesity is a disease. What a load of fucking horse shite.

Cancer is a disease.
Malaria is a disease.
The bubonic plague is a disease.

Obesity is NOT a disease!

Lazy cunts sitting around eating more food every day than your average African child eats in a lifetime is not a disease. It’s greed. It’s gluttony.

* * * * IT . IS . NOT . A . DISEASE * * * *

“Oh, I can’t help the fact I just ate a family-sized bucket of KFC. I have a disease.”

No you don’t. You’re just a cunt who likes eating too much.

And the children? Insatiable little piggies who will develop heart disease, high blood pressure and diabetes before they reach puberty and will take up hospital beds because they couldn’t fucking eat properly. Think how much money these feckers are costing the health care system.

I dated a chubby once, had to douse the cunt in talcum and look for the wet spot to have sex with her. I heard she carked it munching on a haunch of beef a few years back. Pity, she sure could cook.

Nominated by: Sterculian Rhetoric

England’s Cricket Team

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What a fucking disgrace the England cricket team are. Overpaid useless bunch of cunts! They are like spoilt kids. Sack the fucking lot of them and develop a team that actually wants to play for their country.

Useless bunch of cunts!

Nominated by: Jeremy Clarkson

Farmers [2]

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Farmers are a bunch of whinging cunts the lot of them. The endless, “oh but we have fuck all, we sell our milk for a penny a pint” (while I pay Tesco a cunting quid and a bit for four pints! ….. CUNTS)

As for riding around in top of the range land rovers, they’re doing it on fucking excise free red diesel = tax dodging cunts.

“oh the farm has been in the family for 6 generations” = six generations of tax dodging whining cunts.

You may well provide a portion of what we eat and drink but that doesn’t make you immune to a damn good CUNTING you fucking whining shithouses.

Nominated by: Cripplecock

Farmers are the inbred elite 6th generation of Cunts. Farmer Palmer isn’t a piss take, it is a biography of the whining tight fisted inbred fuckwits. They farm because they are no good for anything else, and they have no social skills.

They think feudal times are the best thing that ever happened to this country. And they live in the cuntry, says it all

Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart

Dick the Shit

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I would like to nominate that bent spined cunt Richard the third. (No coincidence it rhymes with turd).

This cunt, part of the royal scrounger clan, is still sponging up taxpayer pounds long after the bent over cunt is dead! They don’t know where to bury the fucker.

I say take it to the nearest tip horse the bones out the back of a transit and be fucking done with it. Royals are cunts – dead or alive.

Nominated by: Cripplecock