Lorde

Lorde

Even here in New Zealand we are not safe from the Cunt Plague.

This pretentious, overrated, over played, loathsome little cunt deserves special praise just for her level of cunty smugness. At 16 years old and looking like some $10 hooker from the trailer park, her gormless fucking songs encourage us to basically fawn/faint/wank over her whenever we hear the dirge-like shit. No chance of that happening here, you CUNT.

And when you have your picture taken, try looking straight at the camera and not upwards from under your fucking eyebrows you nauseating, jumped up slapper.

Fuck-off to America you ugly, talentless cunt. If the Yanks are so hung up on you and your mind numbing excuse for music, then go live over there. CUNT

Nominated by: Kiwi-Cunt

I’d never heard of this so-called teen sensation singer until I saw Kiwi-Cunt’s comment so I just had to take a look and a listen.

Lorde’s voice is “unique and powerfully intriguing” and “way beyond her years”. Her lyrics have been described as aiming “to capture what it really is to be a teen”, singing from a range of topics including the “all-consuming nature of friendship” to “finding yourself come hell or high water.” They “explore classic teen-pop themes – social anxiety, romantic yearning, debilitating ennui, booze-soaked ragers – with an eerie, zoomed-out detachment”

Rolling Stone wrote “Lorde’s languidly aphoristic lyrics balance rock-star swagger and torqued-up teenage angst” and that her lyrics “have a rattle-nerve pathos and power like nothing else going in 2013.”

No shit!?

Well, actually quite a lot of shit. Her melodic content is, to say the least, banal and her lyrics superficial – underpinning the fact that at 16 years old she has fuck all life experience to draw on to make them interesting. Basically, the pretentious little cunt just drones on and on about nothing.

And yeah, she does have this annoying habit of hiding her chin when when she’s being photographed. God help her. The music industry will chew her up and spit her out before she hits 20.

Nominated by: ChasCMusic

Farmers

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While we’re on the subject of benefit scroungers, this bunch of whinging, poverty pleading, cunts are always on our TV screens, in our newspapers etc for one thing and one thing alone, reminding us all how supposedly hard up they are. Meanwhile, they drive around in their new, top of the range vehicles in their tweeds drawing thousands of pounds a year from the public purse.

I know of several of these cunts who draw around 70K a year in subsidies from national/international government for doing fuck all to “support their businesses” and they still manage to make a loss. !!!

Seriously, where these cunts are concerned, we desperately need another Harrying of the North – South, East and West too.

Nominated by: lousmorrells

Colton Bridgeman

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Colton Bridgeman is a despicable cunt who mugged a disabled 89 yr old for a tenner and 2 days later, a 69 yr old woman for a measly six quid.

Prison is too good for cunts like this. The hard man even cried like a bitch slapped ginger stepchild after getting banged up for 5 years. I’d prefer a thorough and prolonged public birching for the fuckslap delinquent toerag twat in front of his community.

He hails from Suffolk so not completely sure community is the right word. Diversely challenges gene pool maybe..?

Nominated by: Occam’s Razor

2014

2014 is a cunt

2014 is already a cunt. Fucking drunken bastard cunts letting off fireworks and launching Chinese firebombs all night. I need me fucking beauty sleep.

Winter Olympics. Euro elections. Commonwealth games. Same sex weddings. Coagulation still in charge. Scottish referendum.

More fucking Strictly, more X Factor, more Britain’s Got Talent (No. It hasn’t!), more I’m a Nonentity Get the Fuck Outta Here!, more British Bake Off, more Robson fucking Green going fucking fishing FFS! And it all kicks off on Friday with the live launch of Celebrity Big Brother.

And don’t forget soap, soap, soap. More Corrie, more Emmerdale, more Holyoaks, more fucking Eastenders.

All we need now is Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor to carry on from this years biggest Christmas Turkey (was that shite, or what ?). Oh fuck! He’s going to!

Too many cunts to count.

Jeezus H Keriste! 2013 was bad enough…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Fox Hunters

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Following on from Christmas, the usual Cuntishness of the Boxing day hunts manifests itself. Despite being made illegal, these red coated, upper class cunts use any opportunity to flout the law and persist in their belief that they still are the ruling classes.

I therefore cheerfully nominate Fox hunters for an extreme cunting

Nominated by: Toadspanker