Pseudo-Feminists

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I really hate those pseudo-feminist cunts who make fun of Lance Armstrong’s bollocks “condition”. They think they are ‘sticking it to The Man’ when they laugh and cajole about poor Mr. Armstrong’s lightness in the saddle. Really gets on my teats, it does. The cunts don’t realise that they are still just slaves to the horrid Patriarchy they profess to be denigrating with such frivolity.

Belittling the hapless man’s testicular challenges does not a gender-warrior make!

Is it not cruel? Is it just as much fun to make light of Mrs. Pitt who had to endure a radical mastectomy? Is it fun to ask Lorena Bobbitt, “Cut off any dicks lately?” Is it fun to ask a male, “Carve up any vulva lately?”

Nominated by : Cuddling Aquarians

Tony Robinson [2]

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“Sir” Tony Fucking Robinson is a left wing short arsed 4 eyed bullshitting CUNT. Why he thinks that Blackadder is a suitable educational tool about WW1 fuck knows.

An utter fucking disgrace that this arsehole is indeed a “Sir” as he was perfectly placed as a smelly fuckwitted mong as Baldrick. A great shame he can’t be buried alive in one of those deep fucking trenches his motley crew dig in Time Team.

Nominated by: Ollie Burton’s Grandad

Al Murray

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Al Murray, the “pub landlord” is possibly the worst comedian to ever be allowed to assault us with his working class pretensions.

Less funny than Ross Noble, Sarah Millican and Harry Hill. And that’s saying something!

A right boring cunt!

Nominated by: Geordie Cunt

Spurs Fans

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Tottenham Hotspur Fans are perfect examples of cunts who can give it out a but can’t take it. There they are giving an injured Theo Walcott dogs abuse. When he’s getting stretchered off, he gently reminds them of the 2-0 scoreline and the mindless, classless cunts start lobbing coins at him. Cunts!

Nominated by: Occam’s Razor

Luminosity

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I’d like to nominate Luminosity Ads because any cunt can get cuntier and Luminosity can help because they’re like a personal cunter for your brain, improving your performance with the science of cunto-plasticity.

They’re like a work-out for your brain, but in a way, they just sound like….cunts.

Nominated by: CuntMeLikeYouMeanIt