Internet Porn

Posted on November 22, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Internet Porn deserves a damn cunting, I am old enough to remember the days when finding Porn on the Internet took all evening, 3 hours spent finding and downloading a video for free which looked half wank-worthy.

Even just browsing pictures took forever, waiting for the picture to display pixel by pixel!
Fast forward to today, fucking porn everywhere, petabytes of it in every deranged form you can imagine.

There’s a niche for everyone:

Looking for hairy Latina girls in glasses being bummed by Mexican immigrants? – You got it! sign-up today

Enjoy watching a woman crap honey out of her arse whilst dressed as Lois from Family Guy? – You got it! sign-up today

Can you only get off to lesbians masturbating for money whilst complaining about womens rights? – You got it! sign-up today

Fucking Internet Porn, it all blends in to one sea of shit and thus, deserves a cunting

Nominated by : Boaby

Royal Mail [2]

Posted on November 22, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The Royal Mail are cunts.

My cousin, Mark has applied for some night work over the Xmas period to get a few extra quid on top of his day job. He applied and they sent him an email telling him he’s been invited to something called a ‘registration event…’ But instead of giving him a date, time and place the cunts just sent a link: which leads to a fucking great big error page. He also tells me his application won’t even show up or print out either.

Anyway, he’s complained (and others too, no doubt), but the twats don’t seem arsed. It’s been three days since he got the message and their site is still fucked and riddled with problems. I’ve told him, if they can’t even provide a decent service and treat people properly then he shouldn’t even bother with them.

I hope TNT put them out of business eventually, the useless, clueless cunts…

Nominated by: Norman

Phil Spector

Posted on November 21, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Phil spector is another cunt who thinks he’s he is gods gift to humanity.

He’s produced a few decent singles but he’s a bit overrated I think.

The best thing Phil had was the Wrecking Crew that was his wall of sound but the term itself has been bastardized to the extreme like it was some grandiose thing. He died down in the 80’s taking shite loads of cocaine and becoming a paranoid zombie then he killed some beautiful woman and he was waving his gun around like a foolish cunt and shot her now he’s in prison playing with big bubba.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Spector was/is a twat… He terrorised Ronnie Bennett when he was married to her, he also fucked up The Beatles last (released) album… I also think he overegged George’s ‘All Things Must Pass….’ Some fine songs on there (thanks to George), but why does that wall of sound have to drench everything? Also the percussion on most tracks sounds like someone shaking a box of cornflakes…

Spector was a cunt for his buddy buddy attitude to that other cunt, Ike Turner… Spector told everyone that Tina basically asked to be raped and beaten up by Ike…

Nominated by: Norman

The Spivey clan

Posted on November 21, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Like Rupert Murdoch, Paul Dacre and the SNP, Spivey cannot be cunted often enough.

And for that reason I’d like to cunt his daughter and grandson too, in order to cunt him by proxy.

Oh wait, but maybe it isn’t fair to cunt his daughter? After all, as Spivey himself writes:

” I get mighty fucking sick of seeing malicious, completely untrue things written about me, Stacey & Clayton, by the complete dregs of the earth, who are as toxic as a dog shit sandwich”

Yeah, Spivey – I bet Lee Rigby’s family also got fucking sick of seeing the malcious, completely untrue things you write about them, but that didn’t fucking stop you, did it, you ignorant cunt?

Nominated by: Fred West

BBC Boffins

Posted on November 20, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

From Prof Brian Cox to Prof Alice Roberts and the whole shower of cunts employed by the BBC to bring you retard level science. Water can be a liquid, a solid or a gas. Fucking hell, bust out the nobel prize… for cunts!

Brian Cox is possibly the most well known, a theoretical physicist (charlatan) involved with CERN (Cunting Euro Retard Nonces, well it should be!) but it’s center for euro research or some bollocks, fucking Google it if you care!

If you’ve never seen him just imagine a ‘messy’ haircut in skinny jeans or any bass player from any ‘indie’ band in the last 25 years. A monumental cunt of epic proportions, he oozes cuntitude and is the BBC’s current ‘top boy’, can often been seen mincing around wit that Eyrish cunt Dara O’brien.
He makes Joey Essex look charming and somewhat of a raconteur you’d invite round for supper.

Then we have Alice Roberts, a fucking veggie no doubt (topical), tree hugging, red hair dyed bumpkin, she seems to raise the temperature of the ‘Time Team’ set who only get excited at finding a 12th century shithouse with fecal remains.A biologist I think, but seen presenting all sorts of guff on BBC4.
Probably a lesbian, but filling some PC box at the BBC and the current ‘top dog’ of the bitches.

Then you have the shower of shite who make up the rest, Dr Suzannah Lipscomb, Dr Helen Czerski, Prof Jik AlkAlili, Neil Oliver, and the worst of the lot Dr Kate Williams.

Kate Williams deserves a cunting all of her own, she looks like Elizabeth I from Blackadder, has her tongue so far up the Royals arseholes her breath smells of corgi shit . She is on every TV show whenever there is anything in the papers about the Royals, She is always promoting, defending and wanking over the royals, what an epic brown nosing slag, sling her in the tower, the cunt.

So the BBC and their shower of open university grads presenting science even a 6 yr old could understand deserves cunting…

Nominated by: Boaby