Victoria Beckham [3]

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Let’s start the New Year with a proper cunt…

Posh Spice, that’s a fucking oxymoron! She is a talentless, ‘middle class’ at best, cunt.

You know she is a cunt because she has designers who create her designs, slave workers in Taiwan who machine them, and a fashion industry who think she is a ‘style icon,’ – fuck off.

Nominated by: Boaby

Jools Holland’s Annual Hootnanny

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It’s New Year’s Eve and yet again we are going to be subjected to the talentless putile shit that is Jools Holland’s Annual Hootnanny.

It’s enough to drive you to drink – but that’s OK as it’s New Year’s Eve.

Personally, putting shit like this on to see the new year in is all the convincing I need to go to bed and sleep through it.

Bring back Andy Stewart.

Or anything…

Nominated by: Dioclese

New Years Eve Pub Invaders

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I’d like to cunt all those fucking cunts that suddenly feel the need to invade your local pub every fucking new years fucking eve.

You know the cunts, they’re the ones you don’t know or don’t even see all year until they show up on new years eve like a bad fart and all of a sudden know you like Adam and want to shake your hand after a couple of fucking babyshams and then think they’re your bessy mate for life!!! But then you don’t see the cunts ’til next new year and its the same fucking shit all over again.

Cunts the fucking lot of em !!!!

Nominated by: Captain Cunteye

Natalie McGarry MP

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Natalie McGarry MP is a cunt. The rancid munter has allegedly nicked £30,000 from ‘Women for Independence’.

‘Women for Independence’ is a bunch of sour-faced Scottish bitches with fannies smelling of potted meat and dog dicks. The tards put Natalie McGarry in charge of their money (that they were hoping to use for an all-inclusive 2-week holiday to a donkey sanctuary – after losing the scotch Independence vote because they spent no money on the ‘YES’ campaign).

One glance at Natalie McGarry is enough to know her. Even Rain Man would see she is a dead-eyed unscrupulous kleptopath with no conscience.

Everyone who has been to school, college, or university, will know there was a dark smelly corner where fat ugly girls and strange iniquitous creepy deformed boys, destined by nepotism (not merit or vocation) for the public sector or politics, congregated to hone their malicious intentions to do harm, and plan grand theft from the poor.

The cunt Natalie McGarry will probably get away with it and have another 50 years in politics and/or the public sector to satiate her sick need to destroy people’s lives, and will maybe get away with thieving £millions more from the poor.

I hate soulless cunts like Natalie McGarry.

Nominated by: Peter Pee

Dead Pool [30]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Richard Debo Debson who bags his second Dead Pool title by bagging former Newcastle goalie Pavel Srnicek. Well done, Debo and thanks for educating us ignorant bastards here at ISAC as to who the hell the bloke was! We’d never heard of him…

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 30. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.