John Humphrys

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John Humphrys is a cunt.

The slimy smugness of this poster-codger of the metropolitan elite is revolting. The dirty old cunt, with his omnipresent faux ‘bon ami’ (that eclipses a bus load of lower middle class pedophiles on their way to a camp in the woods to bugger cub-scouts) always force-feeds the sheep the diabolical propaganda of the ‘beast’.

This very morning, for example – one example among thousands, the cunt was back to attacking and humiliating victims of atrocities to please his paymasters (not just the BBC).

It was reported (by NATO) an Afghan hospital (run by Medecins Sans Frontieres volunteers) had been bombed (obviously deliberately – a £25 phone has GPS accurate to less than 10 feet) during a US air strike (helicopters at low altitude) and at least 50 people had been killed.

The dirty little cunt John Humphrys interviewed some of the survivors of the bombing and a random talking head purporting to be a specialist. His entire thrust of questioning was to try to blame ‘terrorists’ instead of the Americans (even though the crime was admitted).

The filthy fucking cunt John Humphrys even called the Americans forces (who have killed 100,000 civilians and maimed 300,000 in Afghanistan) peacekeepers.

John Humphrys is a the lowest of cunts. The filthy rat cunt presents the evil propaganda of his paymasters to cover up the most serious crimes against humanity, to stop decent people, taxpayers who are paying for the crimes, protesting against the atrocities, for personal monetary gain.

John Humphrys will die soon and burn in the deepest sewer in hell. He is a truly evil cunt.

Nominated by: Sandra Jones

The Mercury Prize

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I would like an early cunting of this years Mercury Prize, which has seen someone win because they are connected to France. Fuck off with your attention seeking shite.

Also Laurn Laverne is a talentless posh cow who has obviously got ‘connections’.Check out her musical output on youtube to see how utterly shite she is.

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter

Len Goodman [2]

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Len Goodman – the cunt responsible for bringing each and every cunt that participates in Strictly Cunts Dancing.

From the judges, comperes to the contestants who feels they have transpired into some mysterious god just to be on that show makes it very hard to pick who to take out first.

A much better, classier group of people are found on Porn Hub, than are the cunts on this excuse for entertainment.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Yanks

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Don’t get me started on those fucking Yanks!

Gotta love the fact they have a World Series (Baseball) but as far as I know it is only for US & Canadian teams, fucking cunts.

And they always go on about VIP’s (very important player) and Hall Of Famers.

The US are the biggest shower of cunts on the planet

Nominated by: Boaby

Some Yanks are alright – but not the ones who start up their cars by remote control under my bedroom window at 5:15 am and then fuck off back inside to finish their coffee while the engine warms up.

The cunts don’t even live here. They work at the local airbase and rent our houses thereby pricing the locals out of the market

Why can’t they just fuck off back to their own country? If they behaved like that back home, some cunt would shoot them…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Christmas Adverts

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I’d like to cunt xmas fucking adverts, fuck off! Especially as they start towards the end of October.

Cliche after fucking cliche portraying a fucking fantasy that exists only in the heads of the fucking idiots who make them. Anyone’s Xmas is bound the be an anti -climax after enduring 8 weeks of the mind numbing shiite.

I noticed this year they are trying to big up Easter now – and as for halloween: Fuck off!

Nominated by: Ozymandias